What's the quintessential "hot mom" car right now?

[Anonymous]

If no little kids, G Wagon.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If no little kids, G Wagon.

Armenian Mafia car.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I would want nothing to do with any woman who referred to herself as a hot mom. That's gross.

I'm guessing they said "hot mom's car" ie, the car is the popular and hot model, and preferred by moms.

it literally says "hot mom" not "hot mom's car" - take that for what you will

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If no little kids, G Wagon.

lol - that would be the I know nothing about cars but want to pretend like I have money car

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would want nothing to do with any woman who referred to herself as a hot mom. That's gross.

I'm guessing they said "hot mom's car" ie, the car is the popular and hot model, and preferred by moms.

it literally says "hot mom" not "hot mom's car" - take that for what you will

But OP could have gotten the inflection wrong.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I sincerely hope they were either joking or just talking about which car is "hottest" in the sense of popularity, because the idea of any woman in her 40s or 50s worrying about how "hot" her car is going to make her appear to other people is too depressing.

Yoga mom who wears athleisure prob wants a sleek and sporty coupe-like SUV. I believe BMW X6 invented the segment. Porsche Cayenne is another. They project a sexy successful image, while something like a Tahoe is just an ugly and boring kid hauler.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m pretty attractive, but I drive a beater and it looks like a goblin lives in it. I’m all about contradiction. Keep them guessing, you know?

It's better to be attractive and have a beater car than be unattractive and drive a flashy car. But some people need to compensate, you know.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Porsche Macan more practical if still hauling kids around.

That car is tiny

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If no little kids, G Wagon.

Armenian Mafia car.

Interesting. In these parts it’s a capital’s wife car.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Your choices are giant luxury SUVs, Mercedes, bmw, or Audi. That’s it.

Full size hangover moms are usually hot or fat and foreign.

[Anonymous]

Money makes women more attractive, so RR Cullinan, Bentley Bentayga, or Lambo Urus would fit the bill.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Porsche Macan more practical if still hauling kids around.

That car is tiny

+1. Macan is a car for childless yuppies and empty nesters.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:BMW X6, Mercedes GLE-coupe, Range Rover Sport, and Porsche Cayenne? New 4-door Ford Bronco in the faux retro spec with gigantic tires?

They seem to prefer their vehicles to be white as well.

I assume white Mercedes. Don’t know the models.

That's me. White Mercedes GLC 300. I posted above. I downsized because my kids can all drive themselves now. #hotmom

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I sincerely hope they were either joking or just talking about which car is "hottest" in the sense of popularity, because the idea of any woman in her 40s or 50s worrying about how "hot" her car is going to make her appear to other people is too depressing.

+1. Those car seats cool off the hot dudes.

[Anonymous]

I'm picturing the mom from Mean Girls. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom!"