| The same reason my toddler does: to avoid accidents. |
Unfortunately. That is the only conclusion we can draw. Oh my. Time for Trump to ride off into the sunset. |
This seems prescient:
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I can no longer tell the difference between reality and satire. This could totally go either way. |
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Honest to God, I get tired of the low IQ of this place.
Watch the beginning of the interview when he sits down. There is no towel. It's the flaps from his suit and a box for audio. https://www.foxnews.com/media/trump-says-he-surprised-vp-kamala-harris-skipped-al-smith-dinner-terrible-decision |
| It does look like a towel but if you see the actual segment you can see that it is just his comically long jacket. |
Well hey if Donald and Vance can prattle on about Haitians eating cats and dogs in Springfield Ohio and admit they are “creating stories” then I don’t see a problem with people looking at a photo and interpreting what they see. This is the consequences of promoting “alternative facts.” You don’t get to say only one side gets to promote them. |
| It's his jacket. It's unusually long because it has to cover his ample behind. |
| It is the long jacket that he needs to cover his diaper. |
Hush, this is propaganda time! There is no safe space for obvious facts here! |
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If it's not his jacket, could it be that the fake leather sofa makes him sweat on the bum?
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It's Trump's fault we believe everything said about him! |
| Streaks on the white coach. |
I'll keep to the same standards that MAGA has! |