The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Do they really need three signs that say The White House? Is it because without them a person with this kind of hair and makeup and facial expression would not normally be seen in the WH? I’d mistake her for an E! Now reporter.

She was on Fox news and then CNN. I remember first seeing her covering 2016 elections and thinking American journalism had hit a new low. I wrote down her name and googled her because I could not believe anyone would put her on a national news show (except maybe covering something like The Bachelor).

I just googled her and she is the ultimate stereotype

Name: Kayleigh
Hair: Bottle blonde
Born and Raised: Florida (of course)
Married to: Baseball player (some no name minor leagues player)
Baby: Girl with flower headband


I mean...COME ON!!! Could you be more of a stereotype?

I haven’t actually seen her on TV and I’m a regular poster on this thread mocking Ivanka and co’s fashion choices.. but come on! This is the entire plot of Legally Blonde! Maybe she looks like a Valley Girl but is actually a super intelligent journalist/pr person who is amazing at her job. It’s the Trump White House so I know the chances are slim but her name and place of birth etc can’t be how we judge her.

That vacant look and her nipple dials can be be how we judge her.

[Anonymous]

Why is the new press secretary orange? Did she attempt a bad self tanner? Sanders never looked orange.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why is the new press secretary orange? Did she attempt a bad self tanner? Sanders never looked orange.

To fit in with the tribe. What better way is there to say, “I believe in you and only you” than by marking yourself to look like your leader? He’s orange, therefore she will be orange. He thinks it looks healthy and attractive, therefore she will make herself look like his version of healthy and attractive. They all do it to some extent. Ivanka with her inflatables, Melania with her bolt ons and excessive plastic surgery, Hope Hicks with her orange paint, Mikey Pence with his orange paint.... “I’m one of you!”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How do all these women have such impossibly glossy thick hair?

I envision her having absolutely no hair on the back of her head.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Trump's new press secretary and what she was wearing today?

Same orange color as Trump
Holes at the nipples.

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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Trump's new press secretary and what she was wearing today?

This appears to be a fairly normal jacket over a dress, or even a suit (!!!)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Trump's new press secretary and what she was wearing today?

This appears to be a fairly normal jacket over a dress, or even a suit (!!!)

Were it not for the nipple dials and whatever is happening north of her neck, it would be one of the most normal outfits worn by a Trump woman.

Although maybe I should see what the skirt looks like. Maybe it’s a micro mini or has a weird slit or appliqued flowers.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Trump's new press secretary and what she was wearing today?

This appears to be a fairly normal jacket over a dress, or even a suit (!!!)

Were it not for the nipple dials and whatever is happening north of her neck, it would be one of the most normal outfits worn by a Trump woman.

Although maybe I should see what the skirt looks like. Maybe it’s a micro mini or has a weird slit or appliqued flowers.

My god it was PANTS.
https://www.c-span.org/video/?471691-1/press-secretary-mcenany-holds-briefing-white-house

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Trump's new press secretary and what she was wearing today?

This appears to be a fairly normal jacket over a dress, or even a suit (!!!)

Were it not for the nipple dials and whatever is happening north of her neck, it would be one of the most normal outfits worn by a Trump woman.

Although maybe I should see what the skirt looks like. Maybe it’s a micro mini or has a weird slit or appliqued flowers.

My god it was PANTS.
https://www.c-span.org/video/?471691-1/press-secretary-mcenany-holds-briefing-white-house

I did not see that coming!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Trump's new press secretary and what she was wearing today?

This appears to be a fairly normal jacket over a dress, or even a suit (!!!)

Were it not for the nipple dials and whatever is happening north of her neck, it would be one of the most normal outfits worn by a Trump woman.

Although maybe I should see what the skirt looks like. Maybe it’s a micro mini or has a weird slit or appliqued flowers.

My god it was PANTS.
https://www.c-span.org/video/?471691-1/press-secretary-mcenany-holds-briefing-white-house

I did not see that coming!

Are you joking? You can see the pants in the pics.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Do they really need three signs that say The White House? Is it because without them a person with this kind of hair and makeup and facial expression would not normally be seen in the WH? I’d mistake her for an E! Now reporter.

She was on Fox news and then CNN. I remember first seeing her covering 2016 elections and thinking American journalism had hit a new low. I wrote down her name and googled her because I could not believe anyone would put her on a national news show (except maybe covering something like The Bachelor).

I just googled her and she is the ultimate stereotype

Name: Kayleigh
Hair: Bottle blonde
Born and Raised: Florida (of course)
Married to: Baseball player (some no name minor leagues player)
Baby: Girl with flower headband


I mean...COME ON!!! Could you be more of a stereotype?

I haven’t actually seen her on TV and I’m a regular poster on this thread mocking Ivanka and co’s fashion choices.. but come on! This is the entire plot of Legally Blonde! Maybe she looks like a Valley Girl but is actually a super intelligent journalist/pr person who is amazing at her job. It’s the Trump White House so I know the chances are slim but her name and place of birth etc can’t be how we judge her.

Yes, yes it can. She also went to some law school in Florida before transferring to Harvard in her third year of law school so she could say she has a degree from Harvard Law....and also, I'm deeply offended that you would compare this trash to Elle Woods.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How do all these women have such impossibly glossy thick hair?

I envision her having absolutely no hair on the back of her head.

If you look at her twitter account, her hair is normally very flat. She must be using the White House hair and make up person they have quarantined in there with them...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Trump's new press secretary and what she was wearing today?

This appears to be a fairly normal jacket over a dress, or even a suit (!!!)

Were it not for the nipple dials and whatever is happening north of her neck, it would be one of the most normal outfits worn by a Trump woman.

Although maybe I should see what the skirt looks like. Maybe it’s a micro mini or has a weird slit or appliqued flowers.

My god it was PANTS.
https://www.c-span.org/video/?471691-1/press-secretary-mcenany-holds-briefing-white-house

I did not see that coming!

Are you joking? You can see the pants in the pics.

With this gaggle of styleless geese? I assumed weird black tights.

[Anonymous]

She has Ivanka-style roots.

[Anonymous]

Jesus, the eye makeup.