How are you above average for dcum

[Anonymous]

Are you smarter than the average poster? Richer? Better looking? Better connected? More high class?

Here is your opportunity to tell us about it.

[Anonymous]

I am 9/10 in every single one of those categories. Investment bankers, politicians, and wealthy SAHMs alike cower in my presence. I am a true intellect and paragon of class. That is why I spend my time posting here on DCUM.

[Anonymous]

Brevity.

[Anonymous]

Hard to say for sure, but I think I'm in better shape and eat better than the average poster on here.

I also sometimes feel more emotionally mature than the average poster, but that might be skewed by the people who are especially immature posting a lot.

[Anonymous]

I have a much more powerful gaming PC and several max-level characters in World of Warcraft.

[Anonymous]

I have 13 dogs.

[Anonymous]

Being in better shape is life’s true flex (after money of course, assuming no one is flexing if not wealthy). This is the one area of my life I need to shore up!!! And I’m on it!

[Anonymous]

None of those but at least I'm thin, 5'4" and 116 lbs.

[Anonymous]

See? Total flex! Better to be slim than anything else, even rich.

[Anonymous]

I'm above average depressed.

[Anonymous]

Hair. I have way more hair than the average person.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have 13 dogs.

Unquestionably above average in dog ownership. But shame on you if there are any pit bulls.

[Anonymous]

For a 48 year old man I'm better looking and in better shape than 99.9% of all the others.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm above average depressed.

Relax. None of this means anything at all. You're just a leaf on a stream.

[Anonymous]

I know more Biblical commentary than anyone else on dcum.