The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Vanky - didnt Mommy tell you that only strippers wear stilettos to work?

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Anonymous wrote:I concede that there is a comrade-like quality to it, but not stripper. Do we need a new category?

Dystopian or pandemic cosplay?

I think you put it right in your question: Wrinkled comrade

Pageant toddler, sexy grandma (or was it sassy grandma?), Russian hooker, wrinkled comrade

Did I miss any?

-Pageant toddler
-Sassy grandma
-Russian stripper/hooker
-Wrinkled comrade
-Inappropriate intern
-Entitled boss's daughter

--Government Barbie or was it Policy Barbie?

Nepotism Barbie!



But Nepotism Barbie's got a way more office-appropriate wardrobe

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Anonymous wrote:Just saw Jeff's comment that he is closing the part one thread

OP, please start this thread with a bang - there must be a cringy outfit with picture

You asked:

Melting pancake with a knotted dog turd.
Accompanied with androgenous eyebrow-less reptile...

Imagine fooking this creature and having kids from it.

All that money and she has those weird neck wrinkles.

You mean those bands/lines on her neck? I have those too unfortunately. What does having money have to do with it? They can’t be removed

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Anonymous wrote:I concede that there is a comrade-like quality to it, but not stripper. Do we need a new category?

Dystopian or pandemic cosplay?

I think you put it right in your question: Wrinkled comrade

Pageant toddler, sexy grandma (or was it sassy grandma?), Russian hooker, wrinkled comrade

Did I miss any?

-Pageant toddler
-Sassy grandma
-Russian stripper/hooker
-Wrinkled comrade
-Inappropriate intern
-Entitled boss's daughter

--Government Barbie or was it Policy Barbie?

Nepotism Barbie!



But Nepotism Barbie's got a way more office-appropriate wardrobe

Sad, but true about the office appropriate wardrobe. Begs the question, are you smarter than a mass produced piece of plastic? No? Didn’t they have a class at Wharton to help?

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Anonymous wrote:This looks like “Ashes of Roses,” a color-mixing mistake color that took over everything 15 years ago.

I remember that. I had a bridesmaid dress in that color and when DH glanced at me when I worked it the first time he thought I was naked.

I had leggings that color (more than 15 years ago, though) -- expensive brand bought on mega, mega clearance and had to eventually give them away for that reason (kept them for too long because they were insanely comfortable). Really, that's not a color that looks good on any white woman. Some black women can pull it off, depending on skin tone.

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Well, to be fair, it doesn't look a lot worse on Ivanka than it does on the model--wrinkly, draggy. Sheesh. What was the buyer thinking?

It’s sold out!

Who ARE the people buying this??

Russian strippers.

Never seen any stripper who would wear a boiler suit, what are you talking about? And why "Russian"?!

Maybe for the initial wear -- like they show up to the party dressed like factory workers, start the "she works hard for her money" music, and then peel off the boiler-room suit? Sort of the peel-off-firefighter costumes that the male strippers wear?
My personal guess is that the designer only made like 3 of these, so it "sold out" quickly.

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Anonymous wrote:For a material that is half silk, half cashmere, it looks strangely cheap and stiff. And Ivanka's breasts are just enormous, which distorts all of her clothes. If you look at the designer's website, the model looks awful in it, but it fits her much better, because her chest is a more natural size and it's not so long that it's literally dragging on the floor. This thing is horrific on Ivanka. She needs to get the size of her implants reduced- she would wear her clothes much better.

I was waiting for the design to be IDed just to find out why the fabric is limp. It’s shocking, expensive material but not at all appropriate for the design. Not sure how Gabriela Hearst gets buzz, the brand seems like a high end vanity project. Pretentious hack burning through money.

Still, skin suit matching daddy’s paint is one way to do emperor has no clothes.

Curious, what did the website selling this piece call this color?

Pink.

https://www.modaoperandi.com/gabriela-hearst-r20/weil-belted-silk-cashmere-jumpsuit?ranMID=37385&ranEAID=3157217&ranSiteID=tv2R4u9rImY-7yCMoY6TLgLvOkyDYNHcPw&mid=37385&utm_source=rakuten_affiliate&utm_medium=Skimlinks+%28Variable+Pricing%29&utm_campaign=conversion&utm_term=&siteID=tv2R4u9rImY-7yCMoY6TLgLvOkyDYNHcPw

Well, to be fair, it doesn't look a lot worse on Ivanka than it does on the model--wrinkly, draggy. Sheesh. What was the buyer thinking?

It’s sold out!

Who ARE the people buying this??

Russian strippers.

Never seen any stripper who would wear a boiler suit, what are you talking about? And why "Russian"?!

It looks like a welder’s jumpsuit. But the legs are definitely an OSHA violation.

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That’s it.... OSHA Violation is an Ivanka category!

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Ivankategory, if you will. (I think a PP already coined that term many, many pages ago.)

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Can we talk about Trump's new press secretary and what she was wearing today?

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Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Trump's new press secretary and what she was wearing today?

No, we probably shouldn't discuss that one. Somethings you should just turn away and pretend you didn't see.

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Anonymous wrote:That’s it.... OSHA Violation is an Ivanka category!

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Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Trump's new press secretary and what she was wearing today?

Same orange color as Trump
Holes at the nipples.

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So it’s the Fox/Trump female makeup base and hair color. Sigh.

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I didn't know Nicole Richie had a big sister!