her bra is her pocket

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Anonymous wrote:Pretty tacky to see a cell phone or a pack of cigarettes sticking out of a bra. Go check out some country-western bars....seems to be a pretty popular place to hold stuff.


Def a country thing. My MIL is black Dolly Parton. Except for church, she uses her bra to hold stuff. She also dumps perfume talcum powder down there everyday a few times a day so money, house key, and flip phone are all slightly coated and smell like a whorehouse on payday.


This is hilarious. But seriously, yes, this is a very country thing to do. I'm from the South and I think of larger, very well endowed women storing money, cigarettes, phone, etc there. Anything important gets stowed down the shirt for safe keeping. It's like a clown car in there and you never know what will get pulled out.


Definitely. My great-mamaw used to keep her wad of cash in her bra and a loaded gun under her pillow! And she dipped, too.


What does this mean?



Np.. means she used smokeless tobacco products then you spit it out


You mean Paan?
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I keep my cell phone in my bra when I don't have my purse. I love men's reactions when my ring tone starts.
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Anonymous wrote:Pretty tacky to see a cell phone or a pack of cigarettes sticking out of a bra. Go check out some country-western bars....seems to be a pretty popular place to hold stuff.


Def a country thing. My MIL is black Dolly Parton. Except for church, she uses her bra to hold stuff. She also dumps perfume talcum powder down there everyday a few times a day so money, house key, and flip phone are all slightly coated and smell like a whorehouse on payday.

Hot. Please don't give OP any ideas.
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Gross, Op.
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15 years ago, my husband was deployed in the military and the joke was that all wives kept their phones in their bras so they wouldn't miss a call.
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What if a guy kept his money next to his junk. Would you want it?


99 times out of 100, my boobs smell nicer than a guy's junk.


Dunno about that. Some of y’all don’t take showers regularly and or don’t use soap
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I do when I’m in my swimsuit )has built in bra)
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My bras come with pockets. 😉
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Mae West pulled things from her bra!
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Anonymous wrote:What if a guy kept his money next to his junk. Would you want it?


Pet peeve. A woman's chest is not comparable to a man's genitals. Men have breasts too (just generally not protruding as much.) It'd be comparable to a man keeping his money on his chest, not by his genitals. The latter would be comparable to a woman keeping money by her genitals.

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Anonymous wrote:What if a guy kept his money next to his junk. Would you want it?


Pet peeve. A woman's chest is not comparable to a man's genitals. Men have breasts too (just generally not protruding as much.) It'd be comparable to a man keeping his money on his chest, not by his genitals. The latter would be comparable to a woman keeping money by her genitals.



Amen!
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Anonymous wrote:What if a guy kept his money next to his junk. Would you want it?


Pet peeve. A woman's chest is not comparable to a man's genitals. Men have breasts too (just generally not protruding as much.) It'd be comparable to a man keeping his money on his chest, not by his genitals. The latter would be comparable to a woman keeping money by her genitals.



You’re just trying to make excuses. It’s the same thing.
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Anonymous wrote:What if a guy kept his money next to his junk. Would you want it?


Pet peeve. A woman's chest is not comparable to a man's genitals. Men have breasts too (just generally not protruding as much.) It'd be comparable to a man keeping his money on his chest, not by his genitals. The latter would be comparable to a woman keeping money by her genitals.



You’re just trying to make excuses. It’s the same thing.


T!tties are the cleanest part on a womans body.
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Anonymous wrote:That's where I keep my house key when I run. Is that disgusting?


gross.
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Anonymous wrote:What if a guy kept his money next to his junk. Would you want it?


Pet peeve. A woman's chest is not comparable to a man's genitals. Men have breasts too (just generally not protruding as much.) It'd be comparable to a man keeping his money on his chest, not by his genitals. The latter would be comparable to a woman keeping money by her genitals.



You’re just trying to make excuses. It’s the same thing.


You are, clearly, a person who's never seen a naked woman! Incel!
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