her bra is her pocket

[Anonymous]

Oh god, in college I worked as a cashier in a discount store in a not-so-great neighborhood near campus. About an hour from Mexico. All kinds of sweaty bra money in that place...

[Anonymous]

I'm so confused. I'm well endowed, but have no idea how a cell phone would fit in there.

[Anonymous]

Brocket?

[Anonymous]

I've used my bra to hold my phone. You slide it under a strap, above the boob. Sometimes you don't have a pocket and you're holding your phone and you need both hands all of a sudden.

Tell the designers to give women FUNCTIONAL pockets.

[Anonymous]

At home, when I’m in a nightgown with no pockets, I put my kid’s pacifier in the bra top. He doesnt have a word for pacifier yet, so he can’t ask for it. Instead, when we are in public, he’ll just plunge his hand down my shirt and start searching my bra for his pacifier.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pretty tacky to see a cell phone or a pack of cigarettes sticking out of a bra. Go check out some country-western bars....seems to be a pretty popular place to hold stuff.

Def a country thing. My MIL is black Dolly Parton. Except for church, she uses her bra to hold stuff. She also dumps perfume talcum powder down there everyday a few times a day so money, house key, and flip phone are all slightly coated and smell like a whorehouse on payday.

This is funny.

Agree, this is funny. Especially the "smells like a whorehouse on payday".

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:how is it any different than guys who have wallets in a pocket near their poop chute?

if you are digging sweaty bills out of your bra, and I'm the cashier, I'm not taking them. swipe you card...

Your employer would just tell you to get a new job. Problem solved.

[Anonymous]

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I no longer carry a purse.

[Anonymous]

Put me down for cheap and tacky. Yuck. (Guy here.)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I've used my bra to hold my phone. You slide it under a strap, above the boob. Sometimes you don't have a pocket and you're holding your phone and you need both hands all of a sudden.

Tell the designers to give women FUNCTIONAL pockets.

This. I only use it during a run, but some people do it in a pinch.

https://www.thelocal.no/20150427/where-does-norways-pm-hide-her-state-secrets/amp

“The fact is that very few female outfits have pockets, and if you do not have a purse you have to put it somewhere else,” the ever-game PM then tells the newspaper. “Desperate times call for desperate measures.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That's where I keep my house key when I run. Is that disgusting?

I do this too, and it’s different. Most people understand hat you probably have nowhere else to carry it. Second, you’re not going to be giving it to anyone else to handle after it’s been up against your sweaty skin, like the women using money they pull out of there.

[Anonymous]

Umm. Really?

People do this??

[Anonymous]

The real issue is that women's clothes need more pockets.

[Anonymous]

Women have been doing this since bras were invented. No big deal.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:how is it any different than guys who have wallets in a pocket near their poop chute?

if you are digging sweaty bills out of your bra, and I'm the cashier, I'm not taking them. swipe you card...

I love seeing the "No damp/wet bills accepted" signs go up at the start of Summer.

I once saw a construction worker and a 7-11 worker almost come to blows over the refusal of sweaty sock money.