Coldplay killed it

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Anonymous wrote: We really enjoyed Coldplay about the sanded great I thought they brought a nice energy to the show as did Bruno Mars .

Beyoncé on the other hand has become ridiculously predictable her outfits are absolutely atrocious she really does out of the body talk to pull them off and frankly her songs all sound the same she really needs to hire a new stylist

Really?

YES REALLY. Looks terrible and super unflattering.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:As an aside was in NYC over Christmas and saw her at Barneys, she is H O M I L Y!

So you saw her at Advent services?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: We really enjoyed Coldplay about the sanded great I thought they brought a nice energy to the show as did Bruno Mars .

Beyoncé on the other hand has become ridiculously predictable her outfits are absolutely atrocious she really does out of the body talk to pull them off and frankly her songs all sound the same she really needs to hire a new stylist

Really?

YES REALLY. Looks terrible and super unflattering.

You're insane. And I'd bet money that your body doesn't look half as good or firm. You wouldn't be able to physically dance ONE of her song's choreography, let alone a whole concert worth.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:NYT just thoroughly trashed Coldplay in its review of the halftime show.

I believe it was also NYTimes that famously referred to Coldplay as the most insufferable band of the decade. I can't think of a more apt description.

ColdPlay is the new Morrisssey

Both Beyonce and David Bowie declined to collaborate with Coldplay because the songs were so bad.

Let;'s not bring DB into this conversation. For one thing, respect the dead. For another, just no.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: We really enjoyed Coldplay about the sanded great I thought they brought a nice energy to the show as did Bruno Mars .

Beyoncé on the other hand has become ridiculously predictable her outfits are absolutely atrocious she really does out of the body talk to pull them off and frankly her songs all sound the same she really needs to hire a new stylist

Really?

YES REALLY. Looks terrible and super unflattering.

You're insane. And I'd bet money that your body doesn't look half as good or firm. You wouldn't be able to physically dance ONE of her song's choreography, let alone a whole concert worth.

No one is speaking to her ability to dance, her fitness level, or her firmness. We are saying her leotards and outfits are ugly.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: We really enjoyed Coldplay about the sanded great I thought they brought a nice energy to the show as did Bruno Mars .

Beyoncé on the other hand has become ridiculously predictable her outfits are absolutely atrocious she really does out of the body talk to pull them off and frankly her songs all sound the same she really needs to hire a new stylist

Really?

YES REALLY. Looks terrible and super unflattering.

You're insane. And I'd bet money that your body doesn't look half as good or firm. You wouldn't be able to physically dance ONE of her song's choreography, let alone a whole concert worth.

The gold belt matches her skin tone. I don't wear anything that matches my skin tone, so maybe this whole look is lost on me.

Beyonce should be showcasing her arms instead of those tree trunk legs.

Her face is fine - makeup is good - but her hair needs work. I believe that it is referred to as "stringy" when white people wear it that way.

The whole look is wrong for her, but here and probably her husband (???) might like it?? It is perplexing to me. No one seems to tune in to see what Beyonce is wearing, because, well, we already know before we see it. #oldleotard #please washit

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: We really enjoyed Coldplay about the sanded great I thought they brought a nice energy to the show as did Bruno Mars .

Beyoncé on the other hand has become ridiculously predictable her outfits are absolutely atrocious she really does out of the body talk to pull them off and frankly her songs all sound the same she really needs to hire a new stylist

Really?

YES REALLY. Looks terrible and super unflattering.

You're insane. And I'd bet money that your body doesn't look half as good or firm. You wouldn't be able to physically dance ONE of her song's choreography, let alone a whole concert worth.

No one is speaking to her ability to dance, her fitness level, or her firmness. We are saying her leotards and outfits are ugly.

+1

ITA. They don't look as great as she thinks it does. She might have so much more potential, but we will never know, because everyone that watches her is hung up on her wearing the same old outfit.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: We really enjoyed Coldplay about the sanded great I thought they brought a nice energy to the show as did Bruno Mars .

Beyoncé on the other hand has become ridiculously predictable her outfits are absolutely atrocious she really does out of the body talk to pull them off and frankly her songs all sound the same she really needs to hire a new stylist

Really?

YES REALLY. Looks terrible and super unflattering.

You're insane. And I'd bet money that your body doesn't look half as good or firm. You wouldn't be able to physically dance ONE of her song's choreography, let alone a whole concert worth.

No one is speaking to her ability to dance, her fitness level, or her firmness. We are saying her leotards and outfits are ugly.

And, her considerable size is not the best fit for said half-military half-lingerie outfits.

[Anonymous]

So as to not keep posting her - ITA, PP 9:11.

Half military, half lingerie - LOL. Michael Jackson 1983 and who else might be her influence? Screw it - who cares. Anyway, I think that is why she is annoying and distracting - I keep thinking "this again? but she's TOO BIG!" while watching her.

I get it, different standards for different groups, but she's just not rocking it.

[Anonymous]

Curvy PP here. I am trying to pinpoint what it is exactly. She is too bottom heavy for that outfit.

Her hips almost exceed her shoulders = pants.

I'm trying not to sound like a hater, but she really needs to do something else with her hair. AA people with blonde hair look cheesy and silly.

She looks like she is trying to be something other than who she really is.

[Anonymous]

You women are crazy. Beyoncé isn't fat or too big. She delicious, and exactly the sort who should be wearing a leotard. Skinny stick figure women should not be wearing leotards.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Curvy PP here. I am trying to pinpoint what it is exactly. She is too bottom heavy for that outfit.

Her hips almost exceed her shoulders = pants.

I'm trying not to sound like a hater, but she really needs to do something else with her hair. AA people with blonde hair look cheesy and silly.

She looks like she is trying to be something other than who she really is.

White, black or rainbow YOU NAILED IT!

[Anonymous]

Beyoncé and her performance were just typical for her. I had to watch the news to find out apparently 1- all the dancers were black. Didn't notice/who cares and 2- they all had afro puffs. Didn't notice/looked cute, 3- they were dressed as black panthers-seriously didn't notice. To me it was just kinda cop-hat retro paula Abdul/janet Jackson and 4 that it was some kind of pro black/anti cop (?) lyrics. She's always unintelligible to me so I'll take your word for it.

The whole performance was lost on me on the level that it was apparently meant. She seems to feel very proud/accomplished with it though, so good for you Beyoncé. I hope white America noticed all that crap and it will suddenly make them not racist. I hope the cops that provided assistance/protection for you that night didn't seem too racist to you.

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Anonymous wrote:Couldn't hear Coldplay. Enjoyed Bruno Mars. Beyonce has never impressed me.

There have been better half time shows.

BEYONCE IS HOOOOOGE

Mr. Trump, you have GOT to stop.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Beyoncé and her performance were just typical for her. I had to watch the news to find out apparently 1- all the dancers were black. Didn't notice/who cares and 2- they all had afro puffs. Didn't notice/looked cute, 3- they were dressed as black panthers-seriously didn't notice. To me it was just kinda cop-hat retro paula Abdul/janet Jackson and 4 that it was some kind of pro black/anti cop (?) lyrics. She's always unintelligible to me so I'll take your word for it.

The whole performance was lost on me on the level that it was apparently meant. She seems to feel very proud/accomplished with it though, so good for you Beyoncé. I hope white America noticed all that crap and it will suddenly make them not racist. I hope the cops that provided assistance/protection for you that night didn't seem too racist to you.

Beyonce could care less about all that crap, she was just trying to promote her new song and concert series.

She obviously succeeded.