How old are you?

[Anonymous]

What would be really interesting is if when people post an answer to advice seeking post with their age and the age of their kids.. it might explain some answers..

[Anonymous]

37

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:26, I'm surprised at how old everyone is

Don't worry; your pubes will eventually turn gray. And you won't be able to do a g-damn thing about.

They turn gray and the pubic area gets bald while the tops of your legs/inner thigh area get really hairy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:26, though I have been reading DCUM since 04, so since I was 20. Just the listserve then though!

why, for the love of all that's holy, would you do that!?!?! How bored are you??

I originally started reading the listserv because I was a nanny during the summers at that time. I just stuck with it - though I am pretty sure that the mom that introduced me to it years ago never read it for more than a few months haha.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:26, I'm surprised at how old everyone is

Don't worry; your pubes will eventually turn gray. And you won't be able to do a g-damn thing about.

They turn gray and the pubic area gets bald while the tops of your legs/inner thigh area get really hairy.

They have bikini waxes now so I don't have to worry about going gray

[Anonymous]

I'm 32 and also surprised at how much older everyone is. It makes sense given there's an entire forum dedicated to General Parenting but I'm still surprised.

[Anonymous]

Old enough that if you say Maurice, I think Space Cowboy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Old enough that if you say Maurice, I think Space Cowboy.

Then can you explain to a fellow oldster what the "pompatus of love" is?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:15-me and my friends at Walter Johnson think this site is hilarious!

Oh, Sweetie, go outside and play.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Old enough that if you say Maurice, I think Space Cowboy.

Me too and I am younger than the song.

I saw Steve Miller and Pat Benatar together in concert in 1996.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Old enough that if you say Maurice, I think Space Cowboy.

Then can you explain to a fellow oldster what the "pompatus of love" is?

Good point, I always wondered about that too.

52 here, with a tween and a teen.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:15-me and my friends at Walter Johnson think this site is hilarious!

Oh, Sweetie, go outside and play.

Sometimes we play outside. Sometimes we play inside. Technology is our friend. BTW, who's this Prince Charles dude?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:15-me and my friends at Walter Johnson think this site is hilarious!

Oh, Sweetie, go outside and play.

Sometimes we play outside. Sometimes we play inside. Technology is our friend. BTW, who's this Prince Charles dude?

If technology is your friend, Google it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Old enough that if you say Maurice, I think Space Cowboy.

Then can you explain to a fellow oldster what the "pompatus of love" is?

51 -- kids range from middle school to college, and, if there's one thing I'd like to take from my addictive perusal of DCUM it would definitely be finding out what the "pompatus of love" is. Anybody?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:26, I'm surprised at how old everyone is

Don't worry; your pubes will eventually turn gray. And you won't be able to do a g-damn thing about.

They turn gray and the pubic area gets bald while the tops of your legs/inner thigh area get really hairy.

And right after that there is a general wasting away, confusion, drooling and the sweet release of death.