Usha Vance is Pregnant!

[Anonymous]

IVF baby.

The Catholic Church prohibits IVF, so that's unlikely.

Charlie Kirk believed that the only Indians who should be allowed to immigrate to the US are Christians. He also thought that Hindus by definition were amoral. I'm sure Usha's parents know that, so I don't think Charlie or Kirk is likely.

I think maybe Peter--for the Saint and Thiel.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just barfed a little.

What is wrong with you?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Perhaps born on July 4?

You just know he wants to induce her on July 4.

So he can name it Yankee Doodle?

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Anonymous wrote:Not a surprise as they need to have the look of the family and they probably have a lot of help. I don't know how she can be married to him.

Will her college professor mother take another sabbatical to help out?

No need. They have an army of taxpayer funded staff now.

So nice to have no health insurance worries.

[Anonymous]

I didn't know Usha was a couch!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ugh. How can she have sex with that man?

My thoughts exactly

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ugh. How can she have sex with that man?

My thoughts exactly

You guys are too easy on them.

They're both ugly nerds. That's how she can have sex with that man.

No one else wants either of them.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I also vomited a little in my mouth when I saw this news.

Seriously that’s your reaction? You can’t be happy for people?

The world does not need another Vance!

[Anonymous]

He needs to stick to mating with couches...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Not a surprise as they need to have the look of the family and they probably have a lot of help. I don't know how she can be married to him.

Will her college professor mother take another sabbatical to help out?

No need. They have an army of taxpayer funded staff now.

So nice to have no health insurance worries.

Walter reed sucks except they get their own seperate clinic with the best doctors while the rest of us get bad care or many month waits for basics.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I didn't know Usha was a couch!

She’s more of an ottoman.

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Anonymous wrote:Any name predictions? We’ve got Ewan, Vivek, and Mirabel. (That’s the strangest sibset name combo I’ve ever heard.)

I’m guessing Donald, John, Tucker, Stephen, or Augustine.

Charlie. Ha ha.

Or maybe Kirk as a first name.

Or Chester Field.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ugh. How can she have sex with that man?

My thoughts exactly

You guys are too easy on them.

They're both ugly nerds. That's how she can have sex with that man.

No one else wants either of them.

Thank God they continue to contaminate the gene pool, though. The world could easily live without another of their spawn.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ugh. How can she have sex with that man?

My thoughts exactly

You guys are too easy on them.

They're both ugly nerds. That's how she can have sex with that man.

No one else wants either of them.

Thank God they continue to contaminate the gene pool, though. The world could easily live without another of their spawn.

Their kids are cute but both JD and Usha are bad at styling and grooming themselves. Their youngest’s haircut looks like duplo people hair and I’ve seen those boys in pajamas on official trips. (“official trips” here meaning “family vacations JD wants comped”)

[Anonymous]

NP. You people are deranged. Seriously, absolutely deranged. I’m a Democrat who voted for Harris, FYI. Just not a deranged one, apparently. What an appalling thread.