Kristi Noem is an embarrassment

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She's still hot. Sorry DCUMs.

This is such a Trumpian thing to say. Hotness is only sortof important if you have a profession of paid escort or hooker.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:All of your husbands would do a double take if Kristi strolled by.

Ok Elon calm down

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She's still hot. Sorry DCUMs.

This is such a Trumpian thing to say. Hotness is only sortof important if you have a profession of paid escort or hooker.

MAGA does stupid really well

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:All of your husbands would do a double take if Kristi strolled by.

Dear Low Standards,

Why do you assume that you are talking to women?

Also, no.

Ew.

Signed,

A man

What man uses the word ew?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She's still hot. Sorry DCUMs.

If Kristi is so hot, why has she only been able to bang mediocre and ugly guys like Corey Lewandowski? Couldn't she snag someone hotter?

[Anonymous]

So classy I can hardly stand it. I can't believe this is what our country has become.

https://x.com/Sec_Noem/status/1925698710295466453

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She's still hot. Sorry DCUMs.

You have terrible taste.

I'm a lesbian and she's not hot at all.

She looks like a humanoid version of a blowup sex doll.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She's still hot. Sorry DCUMs.

If Kristi is so hot, why has she only been able to bang mediocre and ugly guys like Corey Lewandowski? Couldn't she snag someone hotter?

How substantiated is this?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She's still hot. Sorry DCUMs.

If Kristi is so hot, why has she only been able to bang mediocre and ugly guys like Corey Lewandowski? Couldn't she snag someone hotter?

Ever notice that these God fearing GOP women politicians are all either divorced or had affairs?
-- Pam "Barbie" Bondi - divorced twice
- Nancy "Don't F with me" Mace - divorced twice
- Lauren "Tramp Stamp" Boebert - divorced twice
- Sarah Palin and MTG - both divorced
- Nikki Haley - affair

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She's still hot. Sorry DCUMs.

If Kristi is so hot, why has she only been able to bang mediocre and ugly guys like Corey Lewandowski? Couldn't she snag someone hotter?

Ever notice that these God fearing GOP women politicians are all either divorced or had affairs?
-- Pam "Barbie" Bondi - divorced twice
- Nancy "Don't F with me" Mace - divorced twice
- Lauren "Tramp Stamp" Boebert - divorced twice
- Sarah Palin and MTG - both divorced
- Nikki Haley - affair

Christian family values.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She's still hot. Sorry DCUMs.

If Kristi is so hot, why has she only been able to bang mediocre and ugly guys like Corey Lewandowski? Couldn't she snag someone hotter?

Ever notice that these God fearing GOP women politicians are all either divorced or had affairs?
-- Pam "Barbie" Bondi - divorced twice
- Nancy "Don't F with me" Mace - divorced twice
- Lauren "Tramp Stamp" Boebert - divorced twice
- Sarah Palin and MTG - both divorced
- Nikki Haley - affair

Christian family values.

Sorry, one error. Tramp Stamp has only been divorced once.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:All of your husbands would do a double take if Kristi strolled by.

Dear Low Standards,

Why do you assume that you are talking to women?

Also, no.

Ew.

Signed,

A man

What man uses the word ew?

Me. I’m secure in my manhood. I am not defined by what the MAGA beta boys think. There are practically grown men right here in this thread saying that they are sexually aroused by trailer park grandma Barbie, and someone is trying to question MY manhood?

Lmao.

The rest of us are over here wondering if their hated of trans women is really just self-loathing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She's still hot. Sorry DCUMs.

If Kristi is so hot, why has she only been able to bang mediocre and ugly guys like Corey Lewandowski? Couldn't she snag someone hotter?

Ever notice that these God fearing GOP women politicians are all either divorced or had affairs?
-- Pam "Barbie" Bondi - divorced twice
- Nancy "Don't F with me" Mace - divorced twice
- Lauren "Tramp Stamp" Boebert - divorced twice
- Sarah Palin and MTG - both divorced
- Nikki Haley - affair

In her defense, Lauren Boebert has only been divorced once (I had to look this up).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:All of your husbands would do a double take if Kristi strolled by.

Ok Elon calm down

LOL, right.

DH would look at Noem, see a hot mess, and not look again. This cohort of GOP women is a type and with an appeal definitely not shared by all.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She's still hot. Sorry DCUMs.

If Kristi is so hot, why has she only been able to bang mediocre and ugly guys like Corey Lewandowski? Couldn't she snag someone hotter?

How substantiated is this?

She just gave him a "special" position in Homeland Security....I'm sure it's very special