Kristi Noem is an embarrassment

[Anonymous]

Not just dangerous and vain, but stupid and embarrassingly unprepared to answer basic questions - like the MOST basic questions

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/us/politics/kristi-noem-habeas-corpus-deportations.html

Kristi Noem, the homeland security secretary, bungled questions on Tuesday about the writ of habeas corpus, incorrectly asserting that the legal right of people to challenge their detention by the government was actually the president’s “constitutional right” to deport people.

As the Trump administration works to carry out its promised mass deportations, efforts that largely fall under Ms. Noem’s jurisdiction, officials have floated the idea of suspending habeas corpus for immigrants being expelled from the country.

At a Senate hearing, Senator Maggie Hassan, Democrat of New Hampshire, asked Ms. Noem about the issue. “Secretary Noem,” she asked, “what is habeas corpus?”

“Well,” Ms. Noem said, “Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country and suspend their right to—”

“No,” Ms. Hassan interjected. “Let me stop you, ma’am. Excuse me, that’s incorrect.”

Way back when, I thought Noem was one of the more qualified of the cabinet of horrors. I guess egg on my face.

[Anonymous]

Every time she opens her mouth, I’m embarrassed for her law school.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Every time she opens her mouth, I’m embarrassed for her law school.

Can you imagine the applications they are getting now?

DEER HELLO. I WANT TO BE MAGA LAYER TO DEFENS OJT LORS AND SAVIR DONALD TRUMP.

[Anonymous]

I think she is doing a fabulous job.
Such an upgrade from Mayorkas, who was not only incompetent, but lied to Congress multiple times.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Every time she opens her mouth, I’m embarrassed for her law school.

Can you imagine the applications they are getting now?

DEER HELLO. I WANT TO BE MAGA LAYER TO DEFENS OJT LORS AND SAVIR DONALD TRUMP.

She didn't go to law school. She dropped out of undergrad at Northern State U because she was pregnant. She got an online B.A. in Political Science from South Dakota State University in 2012, getting course credit for serving in Congress.

[Anonymous]

She is securing the border and deporting illegal immigrants, which is a major step up from other people who held her post.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Every time she opens her mouth, I’m embarrassed for her law school.

She did not attend law school. She has a BA from South Dakota State (ranked 266th but who’s counting?)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Every time she opens her mouth, I’m embarrassed for her law school.

She did not attend law school. She has a BA from South Dakota State (ranked 266th but who’s counting?)

And yet she's risen higher than you ever could. That must sting.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Every time she opens her mouth, I’m embarrassed for her law school.

She did not attend law school. She has a BA from South Dakota State (ranked 266th but who’s counting?)

And yet she's risen higher than you ever could. That must sting.

She makes $250k year. Not an impressive salary in 2025.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Every time she opens her mouth, I’m embarrassed for her law school.

She did not attend law school. She has a BA from South Dakota State (ranked 266th but who’s counting?)

And yet she's risen higher than you ever could. That must sting.

DP. Not at all. For someone like her, it's going to be a long way down.

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Every time she opens her mouth, I’m embarrassed for her law school.

She did not attend law school. She has a BA from South Dakota State (ranked 266th but who’s counting?)

And yet she's risen higher than you ever could. That must sting.

She makes $250k year. Not an impressive salary in 2025.

It’s not what she makes. It’s her position. Her motorcade would leave you stuck in traffic. She takes your table at any restaurant. You’re just a DCUM.

[Anonymous]

I’d much rather have a clean conscience and be able to sleep at night than take someone’s table at a restaurant or snarl traffic with my motorcade. Do you really have those priorities? Who raised you?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Every time she opens her mouth, I’m embarrassed for her law school.

She did not attend law school. She has a BA from South Dakota State (ranked 266th but who’s counting?)

And yet she's risen higher than you ever could. That must sting.

I think that you have a fundamental misunderstanding about her position.

She has sunk. Sunk to this new position from whatever trailer park she started in.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Every time she opens her mouth, I’m embarrassed for her law school.

She did not attend law school. She has a BA from South Dakota State (ranked 266th but who’s counting?)

And yet she's risen higher than you ever could. That must sting.

She makes $250k year. Not an impressive salary in 2025.

It’s not what she makes. It’s her position. Her motorcade would leave you stuck in traffic. She takes your table at any restaurant. You’re just a DCUM.

Hah no, she’d be turned away from decent restaurants, and the ones she gets into she’s going to enjoy a lot of special sauce.