Hit me with your best shot: the wedding guest dress edition

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:https://www.lulus.com/products/endearing-sparkle-black-rhinestone-bow-mini-dress/2559191.html
https://www.lulus.com/products/upgraded-event-pink-jacquard-strapless-bustier-midi-dress/2157416.html
https://www.lulus.com/products/flawless-forever-teal-satin-pleated-midi-dress/2555691.html?src=lulus&ref=categoryrv_rr

No one over the age of 21 should shop at Lulu's. It's for teenage girls looking for prom dresses. The OP is in her 50s FFS!

Your rigid rules are pretty funny. Lulu's has lots of options for women of all ages. Here are two:


(not for OP's occasion, but examples of chic, ageless dresses)

They are both cheap and terrible looking. The second one is extra terrible for even a fit middle age body.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:https://www.lulus.com/products/endearing-sparkle-black-rhinestone-bow-mini-dress/2559191.html
https://www.lulus.com/products/upgraded-event-pink-jacquard-strapless-bustier-midi-dress/2157416.html
https://www.lulus.com/products/flawless-forever-teal-satin-pleated-midi-dress/2555691.html?src=lulus&ref=categoryrv_rr

Omg. No one over 18 should wear lulus. These would look ridiculous

I think PP was playing just to get a reaction.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:https://www.lulus.com/products/endearing-sparkle-black-rhinestone-bow-mini-dress/2559191.html
https://www.lulus.com/products/upgraded-event-pink-jacquard-strapless-bustier-midi-dress/2157416.html
https://www.lulus.com/products/flawless-forever-teal-satin-pleated-midi-dress/2555691.html?src=lulus&ref=categoryrv_rr

No one over the age of 21 should shop at Lulu's. It's for teenage girls looking for prom dresses. The OP is in her 50s FFS!

Your rigid rules are pretty funny. Lulu's has lots of options for women of all ages. Here are two:


(not for OP's occasion, but examples of chic, ageless dresses)

They are both cheap and terrible looking. The second one is extra terrible for even a fit middle age body.

u

Because every petite woman needs a floral caftan?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/tadashi-shoji-asymmetric-floral-jacquard-dress-prod277640281?childItemId=NMT6AF3_&msid=4944887&navpath=cat000000_cat000001_cat43810733_cat1733857177&page=0&position=0

https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/veronica-beard-gramercy-pleated-midi-dress-prod275790172?childItemId=NMT63TY_&msid=4895624&navpath=cat000000_cat000001_cat43810733_cat1733857177&page=0&position=23

https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/rickie-freeman-for-teri-jon-off-shoulder-metallic-jacquard-dress-prod275430331?childItemId=NMT62TU_&msid=4890480&navpath=cat000000_cat000001_cat43810733_cat1733857177&page=1&position=37

https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/rickie-freeman-for-teri-jon-off-shoulder-metallic-jacquard-dress-prod274780382?childItemId=NMT60TC_&msid=4877615&navpath=cat000000_cat000001_cat43810733_cat1733857177&page=1&position=48

https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/rickie-freeman-for-teri-jon-off-shoulder-floral-lace-midi-dress-prod274130126?childItemId=NMT5YXT_&msid=4862150&navpath=cat000000_cat000001_cat43810733_cat1733857177&page=1&position=103

https://www.bloomingdales.com/shop/product/mac-duggal-beaded-cap-sleeve-column-midi-dress?ID=5116984&CategoryID=2910

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/tadashi-shoji-asymmetric-floral-jacquard-dress-prod277640281?childItemId=NMT6AF3_&msid=4944887&navpath=cat000000_cat000001_cat43810733_cat1733857177&page=0&position=0

https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/veronica-beard-gramercy-pleated-midi-dress-prod275790172?childItemId=NMT63TY_&msid=4895624&navpath=cat000000_cat000001_cat43810733_cat1733857177&page=0&position=23

https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/rickie-freeman-for-teri-jon-off-shoulder-metallic-jacquard-dress-prod275430331?childItemId=NMT62TU_&msid=4890480&navpath=cat000000_cat000001_cat43810733_cat1733857177&page=1&position=37

https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/rickie-freeman-for-teri-jon-off-shoulder-metallic-jacquard-dress-prod274780382?childItemId=NMT60TC_&msid=4877615&navpath=cat000000_cat000001_cat43810733_cat1733857177&page=1&position=48

https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/rickie-freeman-for-teri-jon-off-shoulder-floral-lace-midi-dress-prod274130126?childItemId=NMT5YXT_&msid=4862150&navpath=cat000000_cat000001_cat43810733_cat1733857177&page=1&position=103

https://www.bloomingdales.com/shop/product/mac-duggal-beaded-cap-sleeve-column-midi-dress?ID=5116984&CategoryID=2910

This would be floor length on a petite woman.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just posted Ann Taylor bc it sounds suitable safe for what you need. Another option would be go to Sarah Campbell. They have nice sleeveless dresses and some have coordinating jackets.
I just tried this on and it’s gorgeous in person. It’s too big on this model so looks long and wide but in person it’s great
https://saracampbell.com/products/the-barbara-tea-length-dress
I have this in a couple fabrics, and it’s so flattering on. Either in a print or a solid with a gorgeous wrap
https://saracampbell.com/products/the-reese-dress-1?variant=50775322263826

The second one doesn't even look good on the model! Why is it so lumpy around the waist? Terrible and cheap looking.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:https://www.lulus.com/products/endearing-sparkle-black-rhinestone-bow-mini-dress/2559191.html
https://www.lulus.com/products/upgraded-event-pink-jacquard-strapless-bustier-midi-dress/2157416.html
https://www.lulus.com/products/flawless-forever-teal-satin-pleated-midi-dress/2555691.html?src=lulus&ref=categoryrv_rr

No one over the age of 21 should shop at Lulu's. It's for teenage girls looking for prom dresses. The OP is in her 50s FFS!

Your rigid rules are pretty funny. Lulu's has lots of options for women of all ages. Here are two:


(not for OP's occasion, but examples of chic, ageless dresses)

They are both cheap and terrible looking. The second one is extra terrible for even a fit middle age body.

u

Because every petite woman needs a floral caftan?

Lol. Might as well be a 70s mumu.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I just posted Ann Taylor bc it sounds suitable safe for what you need. Another option would be go to Sarah Campbell. They have nice sleeveless dresses and some have coordinating jackets.
I just tried this on and it’s gorgeous in person. It’s too big on this model so looks long and wide but in person it’s great
https://saracampbell.com/products/the-barbara-tea-length-dress
I have this in a couple fabrics, and it’s so flattering on. Either in a print or a solid with a gorgeous wrap
https://saracampbell.com/products/the-reese-dress-1?variant=50775322263826

The second one doesn't even look good on the model! Why is it so lumpy around the waist? Terrible and cheap looking.

Former model here and I just wanted to pop in and say it looks terrible because that isn't a real model and the shots are god-awful. No real model would fail to know/use her angles like that. Anyone would look bad in that dress in those poses ... to the extent that I wonder what on earth was going on at that photo shoot. The dress is probably average or above so on. Those are really bad pics.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

You all seriously need to stop it with the cheap machine-embroidered stuff. It always looks awful; the stitches are never perfect everywhere. No, no, no.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:https://www.lulus.com/products/endearing-sparkle-black-rhinestone-bow-mini-dress/2559191.html
https://www.lulus.com/products/upgraded-event-pink-jacquard-strapless-bustier-midi-dress/2157416.html
https://www.lulus.com/products/flawless-forever-teal-satin-pleated-midi-dress/2555691.html?src=lulus&ref=categoryrv_rr

No one over the age of 21 should shop at Lulu's. It's for teenage girls looking for prom dresses. The OP is in her 50s FFS!

Your rigid rules are pretty funny. Lulu's has lots of options for women of all ages. Here are two:


(not for OP's occasion, but examples of chic, ageless dresses)

They are both cheap and terrible looking. The second one is extra terrible for even a fit middle age body.

Bless your heart.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:https://www.lulus.com/products/endearing-sparkle-black-rhinestone-bow-mini-dress/2559191.html
https://www.lulus.com/products/upgraded-event-pink-jacquard-strapless-bustier-midi-dress/2157416.html
https://www.lulus.com/products/flawless-forever-teal-satin-pleated-midi-dress/2555691.html?src=lulus&ref=categoryrv_rr

No one over the age of 21 should shop at Lulu's. It's for teenage girls looking for prom dresses. The OP is in her 50s FFS!

Your rigid rules are pretty funny. Lulu's has lots of options for women of all ages. Here are two:


(not for OP's occasion, but examples of chic, ageless dresses)

They are both cheap and terrible looking. The second one is extra terrible for even a fit middle age body.

u

Because every petite woman needs a floral caftan?

Wow, I guess you can't read? From the above post : "not for OP's occasion, but examples of chic, ageless dresses." They were posted in response to the twit (you?) who huffily claimed that "no one over the age of 21 should shop at Lulu's. It's for teenage girls looking for prom dresses."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

That's adorable.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I just posted Ann Taylor bc it sounds suitable safe for what you need. Another option would be go to Sarah Campbell. They have nice sleeveless dresses and some have coordinating jackets.
I just tried this on and it’s gorgeous in person. It’s too big on this model so looks long and wide but in person it’s great
https://saracampbell.com/products/the-barbara-tea-length-dress
I have this in a couple fabrics, and it’s so flattering on. Either in a print or a solid with a gorgeous wrap
https://saracampbell.com/products/the-reese-dress-1?variant=50775322263826

The second one doesn't even look good on the model! Why is it so lumpy around the waist? Terrible and cheap looking.

+1
My eye was drawn right to the lumpy middle section. Awful!
DP

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

You all seriously need to stop it with the cheap machine-embroidered stuff. It always looks awful; the stitches are never perfect everywhere. No, no, no.

Your posts are so entertainingly prissy. You have no idea what this dress looks like in person. This dress is great.
DP

[Anonymous]

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