Justin Theroux and young girlfriend

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He used to be such a purist about not selling out, but now does cheesy hotel commercials with his dog. He’s in a bathtub, really does not look handsome anymore. Gives the ick.

Wow, these ads look insufferable. I wonder why they went with him for this. Other than the cute dog, he's not very appealing.

Justin Theroux stars in a new global campaign for Marriott's The Luxury Collection hotels, titled "I Am The Luxury Collection," where he acts as a "Global Explorer" or "Curator," showcasing the unique character and immersive experiences of the brand's diverse properties, emphasizing individuality and distinctiveness over typical luxury perfection. The campaign, launched in late 2025, features cinematic films exploring different locations like The Palace and Solaz resort, positioning Theroux as a guide to authentic, character-filled travel.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The black hair dye is terrible, he also has to dye his eyebrows. Those velvet pants do not fit him well at all. Time waits for no one.

He's used unflattering black dye and worn ill-fitting clothes for years, both of which made him less attractive. Now he's older and it looks like a desperate attempt to stay youthful.

Now large age difference + kids = what could go wrong

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So sad what these men are doing to their faces. First Bradley C, then Gosling (NOOOO!!!!!) and now Justin.

These men have resources and connections to go to the best of the best. Why are they all coming out looking terrible????

Chris Pine, too.

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Anonymous wrote:I dint think either of them are thinking about kids LOL.

He clearly doesn’t want them and she probably thinks he’s cute and famous and they will be done in a year or 2.

Wrong. https://people.com/justin-theroux-wife-nicole-brydon-bloom-expecting-first-baby-11860251

He always struck me as immature for his age. Those are the type of guys who only become open to kids much later in life. Doesn't really surprise me they decided to procreate. Maybe a bit surprised, only because her career is going so well right now.

OF COURSE she's pregnant, that's literally the point of marrying a fertile younger woman. Fertility is what makes a younger women literally and instinctively more attractive. The barren spinster girl bosses on here are in denial.

Well dang lol. But you're right. He married her relatively quickly. Met in 2022, engaged in 2024 and married in 2025. Some older men go for younger women for companionship. They really aren't looking for kids/marriage. This relationship was not that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He’s gonna be a Dad. They are expecting. Biology has a strong pull.

Its not like he was totally against having kids. It's now or never at his age.

[Anonymous]

Here's a link to one of his new commercials, so bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw_C6PCcRmk&list=PLh6qlJAMxTIoeKAl-KR8pJLSkxiKkq6nI&index=2

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So sad what these men are doing to their faces. First Bradley C, then Gosling (NOOOO!!!!!) and now Justin.

These men have resources and connections to go to the best of the best. Why are they all coming out looking terrible????

Chris Pine, too.

Nooo no no no no. Chris Pine is looking fine.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I dint think either of them are thinking about kids LOL.

He clearly doesn’t want them and she probably thinks he’s cute and famous and they will be done in a year or 2.

Wrong. https://people.com/justin-theroux-wife-nicole-brydon-bloom-expecting-first-baby-11860251

He always struck me as immature for his age. Those are the type of guys who only become open to kids much later in life. Doesn't really surprise me they decided to procreate. Maybe a bit surprised, only because her career is going so well right now.

OF COURSE she's pregnant, that's literally the point of marrying a fertile younger woman. Fertility is what makes a younger women literally and instinctively more attractive. The barren spinster girl bosses on here are in denial.

Well dang lol. But you're right. He married her relatively quickly. Met in 2022, engaged in 2024 and married in 2025. Some older men go for younger women for companionship. They really aren't looking for kids/marriage. This relationship was not that.

How do you know that?
and of COURSE it was that.
He and Aniston did the IVF rounds and they FAILED

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I dint think either of them are thinking about kids LOL.

He clearly doesn’t want them and she probably thinks he’s cute and famous and they will be done in a year or 2.

Wrong. https://people.com/justin-theroux-wife-nicole-brydon-bloom-expecting-first-baby-11860251

He always struck me as immature for his age. Those are the type of guys who only become open to kids much later in life. Doesn't really surprise me they decided to procreate. Maybe a bit surprised, only because her career is going so well right now.

OF COURSE she's pregnant, that's literally the point of marrying a fertile younger woman. Fertility is what makes a younger women literally and instinctively more attractive. The barren spinster girl bosses on here are in denial.

Well dang lol. But you're right. He married her relatively quickly. Met in 2022, engaged in 2024 and married in 2025. Some older men go for younger women for companionship. They really aren't looking for kids/marriage. This relationship was not that.

How do you know that?
and of COURSE it was that.
He and Aniston did the IVF rounds and they FAILED

Different poster but that whole IVF BS just seemed like PR because we don’t treat women well who don’t want to become mothers. I do think Jenn tried IVF with Brad, but I really don’t think she tried after that. What she did was play the game, which she is very successful at. I like Jen Aniston, but if she wanted to become a mom she’d become a mom. The woman is worth $200 million.

She needed the sympathy and a sob story, especially since Brad’s people successfully did the whole poor Brad Jenn didn’t give him children so he had to move on and have an affair and drink and do drugs for decades and get drunk and belligerent in front of his kids.

They all played the game and we fall for it. Justin and Jen never even lived on the same coast together much less went through IVF together.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So sad what these men are doing to their faces. First Bradley C, then Gosling (NOOOO!!!!!) and now Justin.

These men have resources and connections to go to the best of the best. Why are they all coming out looking terrible????

Chris Pine, too.

Nooo no no no no. Chris Pine is looking fine.

Sadly he was sporting some weird eye job work in that terrible Dakota Johnson matchmaker movie last year. It was really distracting.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Here's a link to one of his new commercials, so bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw_C6PCcRmk&list=PLh6qlJAMxTIoeKAl-KR8pJLSkxiKkq6nI&index=2

Oh wow.

Hair, eyebrow, beard dye and dark fake tan. Who wants to see him in a bathtub?

He played a slick, phony director or producer in one of David Lynch's movies, Mulholland Drive? He inhabited that part.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I dint think either of them are thinking about kids LOL.

He clearly doesn’t want them and she probably thinks he’s cute and famous and they will be done in a year or 2.

Wrong. https://people.com/justin-theroux-wife-nicole-brydon-bloom-expecting-first-baby-11860251

He always struck me as immature for his age. Those are the type of guys who only become open to kids much later in life. Doesn't really surprise me they decided to procreate. Maybe a bit surprised, only because her career is going so well right now.

OF COURSE she's pregnant, that's literally the point of marrying a fertile younger woman. Fertility is what makes a younger women literally and instinctively more attractive. The barren spinster girl bosses on here are in denial.

Well dang lol. But you're right. He married her relatively quickly. Met in 2022, engaged in 2024 and married in 2025. Some older men go for younger women for companionship. They really aren't looking for kids/marriage. This relationship was not that.

How do you know that?
and of COURSE it was that.
He and Aniston did the IVF rounds and they FAILED

Different poster but that whole IVF BS just seemed like PR because we don’t treat women well who don’t want to become mothers. I do think Jenn tried IVF with Brad, but I really don’t think she tried after that. What she did was play the game, which she is very successful at. I like Jen Aniston, but if she wanted to become a mom she’d become a mom. The woman is worth $200 million.

She needed the sympathy and a sob story, especially since Brad’s people successfully did the whole poor Brad Jenn didn’t give him children so he had to move on and have an affair and drink and do drugs for decades and get drunk and belligerent in front of his kids.

They all played the game and we fall for it. Justin and Jen never even lived on the same coast together much less went through IVF together.

I actually believe she wasn't actively trying with Brad and realized how late it was to start. She could've tried with Justin but I don't believe they did the whole relationship. As you said they were still loving bicostal. I think she tried in her own. I also don't believe she really wanted to be a mother and parent though. I think it was more of a biological pull since she recently said ahe wanted mini dna comment.

Justin being a bachelor beforehand never meant kids were off the table. I don't know why people in this thread thought that. It's pretty cliché of men with 0 kids..........

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Here's a link to one of his new commercials, so bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw_C6PCcRmk&list=PLh6qlJAMxTIoeKAl-KR8pJLSkxiKkq6nI&index=2

Oh wow.

Hair, eyebrow, beard dye and dark fake tan. Who wants to see him in a bathtub?

He played a slick, phony director or producer in one of David Lynch's movies, Mulholland Drive? He inhabited that part.

Yes, and he had a small douchebag role in American Psycho too. Fit him perfectly.

He was hot in The Leftovers.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So sad what these men are doing to their faces. First Bradley C, then Gosling (NOOOO!!!!!) and now Justin.

These men have resources and connections to go to the best of the best. Why are they all coming out looking terrible????

Chris Pine, too.

Nooo no no no no. Chris Pine is looking fine.

Sadly he was sporting some weird eye job work in that terrible Dakota Johnson matchmaker movie last year. It was really distracting.

You mean Chris Evans?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I dint think either of them are thinking about kids LOL.

He clearly doesn’t want them and she probably thinks he’s cute and famous and they will be done in a year or 2.

Wrong. https://people.com/justin-theroux-wife-nicole-brydon-bloom-expecting-first-baby-11860251

He always struck me as immature for his age. Those are the type of guys who only become open to kids much later in life. Doesn't really surprise me they decided to procreate. Maybe a bit surprised, only because her career is going so well right now.

OF COURSE she's pregnant, that's literally the point of marrying a fertile younger woman. Fertility is what makes a younger women literally and instinctively more attractive. The barren spinster girl bosses on here are in denial.

Well dang lol. But you're right. He married her relatively quickly. Met in 2022, engaged in 2024 and married in 2025. Some older men go for younger women for companionship. They really aren't looking for kids/marriage. This relationship was not that.

How do you know that?
and of COURSE it was that.
He and Aniston did the IVF rounds and they FAILED

Different poster but that whole IVF BS just seemed like PR because we don’t treat women well who don’t want to become mothers. I do think Jenn tried IVF with Brad, but I really don’t think she tried after that. What she did was play the game, which she is very successful at. I like Jen Aniston, but if she wanted to become a mom she’d become a mom. The woman is worth $200 million.

She needed the sympathy and a sob story, especially since Brad’s people successfully did the whole poor Brad Jenn didn’t give him children so he had to move on and have an affair and drink and do drugs for decades and get drunk and belligerent in front of his kids.

They all played the game and we fall for it. Justin and Jen never even lived on the same coast together much less went through IVF together.

I actually believe she wasn't actively trying with Brad and realized how late it was to start. She could've tried with Justin but I don't believe they did the whole relationship. As you said they were still loving bicostal. I think she tried in her own. I also don't believe she really wanted to be a mother and parent though. I think it was more of a biological pull since she recently said ahe wanted mini dna comment.

Justin being a bachelor beforehand never meant kids were off the table. I don't know why people in this thread thought that. It's pretty cliché of men with 0 kids..........

The fact is it becomes harder to date young women who want kids if you have a history of not wanting them. I am sure they talked about it and he needed to commit to having kids to get serious with her. I’m not convinced that he actually wants them though. Getting to 54 and being in multiple long-term relationships… There’s some red flags there.

Who knows what will happen, maybe he really is ready to settle down. There are definite disadvantages of having kids so late. More and more evidence coming out about how sperm starts to significantly degrade as young as early 30s and it really can lead to a lot of poor health outcomes.

Not to mention, he’ll be 55 when this kid is born in 73 at high school graduation. I wouldn’t want to be barreling toward 80 and at a college parents weekend. Shrug.