Jen Hatmaker
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Anonymous
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Mama needs eyelash extensions and that "Adding a few more vegetables and taking a few walks" doesn't come cheap, you know. <wink emoji wink emoji wink emoji>
BRILLIANT. ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. Never stop writing, Jane! |
Anonymous
| So her new book isn’t a tell all? What’s it about then? |
Anonymous
| It’s another phoenix rises from the ashes girlboss triumphs over all the things “manifesto”. Jen is so spectacular she’s got numerous “manifestos” in her. |
Anonymous
| Jen’s relationship with Tyler is a lavender marriage cooked up by their joint publicist, right? There’s no way it’s a real romance. Jen gets the benefit of not being single and Tyler gets to appear straight for the white suburban wine moms. It’s a business transaction, right? |
Anonymous
| I think it’s a business transaction purely for T and somewhat also rebound delulu for J. |
Anonymous
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Jane. Thank you.
You make everything right. |
Anonymous
She actually wrote this????? My daughter is 27 and would change her name and block me (in all forms possible) if I posted that. |
Anonymous
| Brav. O. Jane. I always love your posts but this one takes the cake. Or the feathers. 😂😜👍👍👍 |
Anonymous
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She truly wrote verbatim “S3x is amaaaazing” on a happy birthday post to her son / herself.
Jen put it out there so I’m acknowledging. How exactly is sex amazing with a guy who barely acknowledges your existence and looks like he cannot handle even 2 minutes of cardio. Is she talking about newfound masturbation? |
Anonymous
Like her numerous 50th birthday posts/reflections on turning 50, look how awesome I am are not enough, she is like a toddler that can't stand for one minute it is someone else's birthday, not even her own son. As to the s3x of it all - like they barely see each other. I personally think the hottest sex is the in person kind, but I guess with masterbation, you can just imagine a reality that isn't there, and have everything exactly like you want it in your head, so yeah - maybe that it is. However, even if she has the most spetacular sex life to end all sex lives, why would she need her son's birthday post to discuss it - is this some sort of ode to the night he was conceived? |
Anonymous
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Jen is the girl we all knew in middle school who had a boyfriend, but he lived in Canada.
She lives in a world where everyone is paired up and to be able to say "I have someone" makes her feel like she is not the odd man out, even if it is hollow and even though the people close to her are surely clued in to Tyler's almost nonexistent presence in her life. |
Anonymous
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Jen once wrote a vacation post about shaving her legs and getting ready to have sex with Brandon in a hotel room after not wanting to even sleep in the same bed with him previously. Hotel with two beds was freedom.
She wrote how she knew her kids’ teachers read her posts and that her kids were disgusted by their parents having intimate posts online. |
Anonymous
I do not remember her being this cringe. I started following her in 2012 or something like that and I was always more into her books and blog posts because I didn't use social media very much back then. I mostly enjoyed her Instagram posts until about a year after she and Brandon split. That's when she started to get really weird and leaning into "This is my personality now." I come here for the capstitcher snark but it is truly sad how far she has fallen. |
Anonymous
| Seriously, what’s wrong with Jen Hatmaker, 😂??? I can’t even. Big S3X call out on her son’s birthday post? |
Anonymous
Did Brandon ever write about this? |