Tell the worst thing u did in college & Did u tell your college kid?

[Anonymous]

I’ll start. I got really realllllllly drunk and also took ecstasy at a party and we were crammed on a balcony. It literally broke off and we all landed in a huge pile. One kid broke an arm, another an ankle but other than that only scrapes and scratches because there were thick bushes below. We all then hugged each other and told each other how much we loved one another (ecstasy talking) and then I barfed right in front of the firemen who seemed to show up immediately.

I told my college-aged kid part: I was on a balcony during a party and it broke off from the building, but luckily I didn’t get hurt because I fell in the bushes. With the lesson don’t stand on crowded balconies

[Anonymous]

One night stand with unprotected sex

[Anonymous]

Crank called girl in next dorm room who was loudly coughing: “Satan says STOP COUGHING!!”

To DD: Dorm walls are really thin so be considerate.

[Anonymous]

Took a ride home from a party with someone who probably shouldn't have been driving. It turned out ok, but I still look back at that and marvel at how incredibly stupid it was. Then to compound things, I slept with him only to later find out he used to shoot heroin. We used a condom and as far as I know, he had managed to not pick up any diseases but again, so dumb.

[Anonymous]

Oh my goodness…too many things to list. Falling down stairs, falling off balconies in a pile of snow, mushrooms…

[Anonymous]

I got drunk & was tempted to do mushrooms at a party. Luckily I just did the pepperoni.

[Anonymous]

Accepted a ride from a stranger (man) while downtown and blind drunk. He very kindly dropped me off at my dorm, but I shudder every time I think about how that night could have turned out.

[Anonymous]

^^ And no, I did not share that with DD. Just, "Don't ride with strangers!"

[Anonymous]

DUI. Not yet. Will someday I'm sure.

[Anonymous]

Allowed date rape to happen. Just didn't want to "upset" him, even though he was blind drunk and probably wouldn't even have remembered knocking on my door.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’ll start. I got really realllllllly drunk and also took ecstasy at a party and we were crammed on a balcony. It literally broke off and we all landed in a huge pile. One kid broke an arm, another an ankle but other than that only scrapes and scratches because there were thick bushes below. We all then hugged each other and told each other how much we loved one another (ecstasy talking) and then I barfed right in front of the firemen who seemed to show up immediately.

I told my college-aged kid part: I was on a balcony during a party and it broke off from the building, but luckily I didn’t get hurt because I fell in the bushes. With the lesson don’t stand on crowded balconies

That I smoking weed and hated it—Yet I told him. That I had sex with almost any man boy who knocked on my door. Didn’t tell him. I had ptsd from sexual assault and was traumatized and really thought that I was only good for sex. No I won’t share this with him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Crank called girl in next dorm room who was loudly coughing: “Satan says STOP COUGHING!!”

To DD: Dorm walls are really thin so be considerate.

Damn! This is funny and not. Probably traumatized the poor girl. And how did you know her number? She coughed that loud?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’ll start. I got really realllllllly drunk and also took ecstasy at a party and we were crammed on a balcony. It literally broke off and we all landed in a huge pile. One kid broke an arm, another an ankle but other than that only scrapes and scratches because there were thick bushes below. We all then hugged each other and told each other how much we loved one another (ecstasy talking) and then I barfed right in front of the firemen who seemed to show up immediately.

I told my college-aged kid part: I was on a balcony during a party and it broke off from the building, but luckily I didn’t get hurt because I fell in the bushes. With the lesson don’t stand on crowded balconies

That I smoking weed and hated it—Yet I told him. That I had sex with almost any man boy who knocked on my door. Didn’t tell him. I had ptsd from sexual assault and was traumatized and really thought that I was only good for sex. No I won’t share this with him.

*yes not yet

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’ll start. I got really realllllllly drunk and also took ecstasy at a party and we were crammed on a balcony. It literally broke off and we all landed in a huge pile. One kid broke an arm, another an ankle but other than that only scrapes and scratches because there were thick bushes below. We all then hugged each other and told each other how much we loved one another (ecstasy talking) and then I barfed right in front of the firemen who seemed to show up immediately.

I told my college-aged kid part: I was on a balcony during a party and it broke off from the building, but luckily I didn’t get hurt because I fell in the bushes. With the lesson don’t stand on crowded balconies

Dad, that is just embarrassing.

[Anonymous]

Flunked out, and no.