Funniest or most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done while asleep

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For those in need of a little entertainment amidst the final holiday rush. And…go!

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Passed gas

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The first night of sleepaway camp, I peed my pants while asleep. I guess I was nervous deep down! Or the change in routine, maybe too much hydration at the first dinner.

I had peed my pants the last time when I was 3 (or never!) and suddenly I’m 11 or 12 and .. it just happened.

I got up, left the cabin by myself, doh! I left my flashlight, walked to the rustic bathroom, took my underwear off, threw it away.

Back to the cabin, changed a bit of clothes. Stuffed wet ones deep down in my bag. My bed wasn’t wet-must not have been enough.

It was so scary walking by myself at night in the dark but I had to take care. Embarrassing to be found out… what an impression that would make on the first day! But no one ever knew.

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When I was 13, I had a dream that I was in school in my reindeer pajamas talking to my favorite teacher. He was the hot 20-something history teacher that all the girls had a crush on. All of a sudden in the middle of the dream, I let out an explosive string of farts that sounded like a machine gun. My teacher jumped and I woke up. I had to run into the bathroom to pee. It was one of those firehose-like pees that lasted for a full minute or so. My mom thought a pipe had burst and that the house had sprung a leak. She knocked on the bathroom door and asked what was happening. It was so awkward going to school and seeing Mr. B. the next day but I could not think of why it felt awkward. I did not remember the events of the previous night until my mom mentioned the fart and pee to me that afternoon after school. She said, "Don't tell me you were sleeping and you woke yourself up." She laughed so hard when I told her that that had happened. It's been over 20 years and I still remember it!

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Having a dream that I was falling from great height when I was actually half falling off the edge of the bed.

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I dreamt my wife had sex with me.

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Had a one-night stand. As we went to bed, I had gas but I held it. Middle of the night, as we're both asleep, I hear an explosive sound that woke me up. In the morning she said, I heard a loud noise last night.

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It was a couple of months after doing a one year tour in Iraq and I was at my then-girlfriends house. She was cooking and burned something that made the smoke detector go off. The alarm made me flashback to mortar/rocket attacks and I hopped out of bed running around and screaming "where's my kevlar, where's my rifle?!? We gotta go!!"

I was completely out of it but In hindsight it was pretty funny but my girlfriend and her friend who were also there were quite worried.

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Years ago I dreamed I was in Dancing with the Stars. Sadly my grand finale included a very graceful kick, which woke my husband because he received that kick.

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DH said I cuss people out in my sleep and he’s actually scared. Which is insane and I’d never do that in real life

He farts in his sleep so maybe that’s what I’m so mad about

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Anonymous wrote:DH said I cuss people out in my sleep and he’s actually scared. Which is insane and I’d never do that in real life

He farts in his sleep so maybe that’s what I’m so mad about

I do that, too. And fart. The most embarrassing thing was probably when I was a teenager and had fallen asleep while babysitting. (Kids were already in bed.) The parents came home and paid me and I walked home, but I had no recollection of any of it the next morning. Slept-walked home, I guess.

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Anonymous wrote:Years ago I dreamed I was in Dancing with the Stars. Sadly my grand finale included a very graceful kick, which woke my husband because he received that kick.

This is hilarious. I love that our bodies are literally paralyzed in sleep to keep us from falling out of trees or whatever, but there's always that one thing that you are released to do. Glad yours was a graceful kick.

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I don’t know what the dream was about but I was dreaming I told DH he better check himself before he wrecks himself. Except I sat up and pointed at him and said/yelled “before you wreck yourself!” He was still awake in the sitting area near the bed watching tv. He was like, “what did it do?” I think sitting up startled me awake, and I was just as confused as he was, but I was able to go right back to sleep.

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t know what the dream was about but I was dreaming I told DH he better check himself before he wrecks himself. Except I sat up and pointed at him and said/yelled “before you wreck yourself!” He was still awake in the sitting area near the bed watching tv. He was like, “what did it do?” I think sitting up startled me awake, and I was just as confused as he was, but I was able to go right back to sleep.

Lmao! 🤣 they dream about sleeping with us tho!

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Anonymous wrote:It was a couple of months after doing a one year tour in Iraq and I was at my then-girlfriends house. She was cooking and burned something that made the smoke detector go off. The alarm made me flashback to mortar/rocket attacks and I hopped out of bed running around and screaming "where's my kevlar, where's my rifle?!? We gotta go!!"

I was completely out of it but In hindsight it was pretty funny but my girlfriend and her friend who were also there were quite worried.

Gosh, that is a vivid picture to me of the terror you went through while serving. Hugs. I hope you talk to someone about it because it sounds like a huge adjustment to loving back home. And I hope you have a lovely Christmas, or winter holiday in general.