Can we analyze jennifer lopez?

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Anonymous wrote:Ben looks angry.

And the sky is blue, the sun is hot. Ben basically always looks angry. I just want to know where Violet is going to college.

Someone on another thread said Yale.

Lol. I’m sure that’s well deserved.

Yes, three celebrity kids headed to Ivies? I bet their admissions were based entirely on merit!

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I don't know. Violet gives the impression that she's bright enough and well-rounded enough to get in an ivy. Yeah, privilege up the wazoo to complete her acceptance there, but it's not like Aunt Becky's dopes going to UCLA for more than name recognition.

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Anonymous wrote:Ben looks angry.

And the sky is blue, the sun is hot. Ben basically always looks angry. I just want to know where Violet is going to college.

He always looks like this even with Garner. He’s only happy when playing slot machines or blackjack in Vegas

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Anonymous wrote:I don't know. Violet gives the impression that she's bright enough and well-rounded enough to get in an ivy. Yeah, privilege up the wazoo to complete her acceptance there, but it's not like Aunt Becky's dopes going to UCLA for more than name recognition.

Sure, bright and well-rounded enough I can believe. But tippy-top stats with pointy extracurriculars, as needed for plebes? Doubtful. This is commentary on the corrupt nature of college admissions, not the girl herself, who seems very sweet and normal.

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J Los kids are so tiny. They really took Marcs height .

Ben’s kids are younger than Emme and Max but tower over them

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Anonymous wrote:I don't know. Violet gives the impression that she's bright enough and well-rounded enough to get in an ivy. Yeah, privilege up the wazoo to complete her acceptance there, but it's not like Aunt Becky's dopes going to UCLA for more than name recognition.

Sure, bright and well-rounded enough I can believe. But tippy-top stats with pointy extracurriculars, as needed for plebes? Doubtful. This is commentary on the corrupt nature of college admissions, not the girl herself, who seems very sweet and normal.

You wouldn't say such foolish things if you'd known her grandmother went to Harvard and her father is technically in the "genius" category.

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Anonymous wrote:Ugh, I do feel sorry for anyone dealing with such a public break-up (even if it was self-inflicted)

https://pagesix.com/2024/05/31/entertainment/jennifer-lopez-cancels-tour-to-spend-times-with-kids-amid-ben-affleck-split-rumors/

The tour was absolutely cancelled for poor ticket sales. Luckily, she has this breakup to blame the cancellation on.

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Anonymous wrote:Ugh, I do feel sorry for anyone dealing with such a public break-up (even if it was self-inflicted)

https://pagesix.com/2024/05/31/entertainment/jennifer-lopez-cancels-tour-to-spend-times-with-kids-amid-ben-affleck-split-rumors/

The tour was absolutely cancelled for poor ticket sales. Luckily, she has this breakup to blame the cancellation on.

Agreed. Idc if they were seen today. That breakup is definitely happening

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They all look tense.

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It’s too bad J Lo is old. This would be a good Plan B. Getting pregnant to trap him like Garner did to get him to marry

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Anonymous wrote:J Los kids are so tiny. They really took Marcs height .

Ben’s kids are younger than Emme and Max but tower over them

Right? I’d never procreate with a guy Anthony’s size.

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Anonymous wrote:J Los kids are so tiny. They really took Marcs height .

Ben’s kids are younger than Emme and Max but tower over them

Right? I’d never procreate with a guy Anthony’s size.

She didn’t want to have his babies. She wanted to have Ben’s babies but he left her at the altar and she jumped for joy when he apologized and wanted her back 20 years later because he saw she was still hot and getting critical recognition and on a career peak at age 50. He is truly awful .

If he only wanted her for sex, he shouldn’t have proposed again and married her. She was creating a true love fantasy in her head and I actually feel sorry for her. This must truly hurt.

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Anonymous wrote:J Los kids are so tiny. They really took Marcs height .

Ben’s kids are younger than Emme and Max but tower over them

Right? I’d never procreate with a guy Anthony’s size.

She didn’t want to have his babies. She wanted to have Ben’s babies but he left her at the altar and she jumped for joy when he apologized and wanted her back 20 years later because he saw she was still hot and getting critical recognition and on a career peak at age 50. He is truly awful .

If he only wanted her for sex, he shouldn’t have proposed again and married her. She was creating a true love fantasy in her head and I actually feel sorry for her. This must truly hurt.

Not saying all of this is true, but maybe she shouldn't have cynically monetized their relationship?

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Anonymous wrote:J Los kids are so tiny. They really took Marcs height .

Ben’s kids are younger than Emme and Max but tower over them

Right? I’d never procreate with a guy Anthony’s size.

She didn’t want to have his babies. She wanted to have Ben’s babies but he left her at the altar and she jumped for joy when he apologized and wanted her back 20 years later because he saw she was still hot and getting critical recognition and on a career peak at age 50. He is truly awful .

If he only wanted her for sex, he shouldn’t have proposed again and married her. She was creating a true love fantasy in her head and I actually feel sorry for her. This must truly hurt.

Not saying all of this is true, but maybe she shouldn't have cynically monetized their relationship?

She openly professed her love for her husband to the world and that makes her worthy of divorce? Ben always is unhappy during year 2 of a relationship. He did this with J. lo the first time ,Jen Garner, and Ana. Perhaps he’s a commitment phobe or just wants to remain a bachelor for life but he certainly shouldn’t get married ever again and just live in Vegas and be happy. Life is too short to be unhappy

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Anonymous wrote:I don't know. Violet gives the impression that she's bright enough and well-rounded enough to get in an ivy. Yeah, privilege up the wazoo to complete her acceptance there, but it's not like Aunt Becky's dopes going to UCLA for more than name recognition.

Sure, bright and well-rounded enough I can believe. But tippy-top stats with pointy extracurriculars, as needed for plebes? Doubtful. This is commentary on the corrupt nature of college admissions, not the girl herself, who seems very sweet and normal.

PP. Good points.