25# Turkey. Oven broke…
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Anonymous
| How long should I microwave it for? |
Anonymous
| Go to the house teapot and get you one of them big ass fryer things and a box of peanut oil and a fire starter. It’s all good. Unless that bird is done froze? In which case yer phucked up the arse with a chainsaw and no lube. |
Anonymous
| There's a place in Cleveland Park that fries turkeys for free every year. Maybe you can go there. Google it. |
Anonymous
| This has to be the worst troll in the history of DCUM |
Anonymous
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Anonymous
| If you really do have a broken oven go to WalMart and get a roaster oven—it will cook a better turkey than a regular oven anyway. |
Anonymous
| Make reservations at a restaurant! |
Anonymous
| Don't even attempt to cook it. It's game over. |
Anonymous
| You can use my oven. We're going out to eat. Just feed a piece to the dog for dog tax. |
Anonymous
The microwave question seems troll-y but I have been to two separate Thanksgivings where the oven broke. Put the turkey back in the fridge and just enjoy the sides. |
Anonymous
| Just fill the sink with HOT water. put turkey in for 8 hours. refill hot water every hour. |
Anonymous
| Ask on Buy Nothing or neighborhood list serve use theirs. Or go to Medium Rare tomorrow am to have it fried in oil. |
Anonymous
Will they cook the turkey? |
Anonymous
| Oster Roaster from Amazon. No kidding! This really happened to us and we made it work! |
Anonymous
| Couldn’t you just cut it up and do it on the stovetop? |