Jen Hatmaker
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Anonymous
| Sorry to be extra shallow this morning, but sis looks so awkward and uncomfortable modeling clothes… |
Anonymous
Also, I hate those jeans. HAAAATTTTE. |
Anonymous
| Every time I see someone I like being interviewed on her podcast I am so bummed. She’s so stupid! Why do people go on there? Stanley Tucci? Gah. |
Anonymous
She loves looking at herself. In her world she thinks she’s a model. It is so cringe, and those jeans, nah sis.. |
Anonymous
She looks like she's trying not to pee! |
Anonymous
Her shilling and modeling...trying desperately to introduce something that takes off, reminds me of the girl in Mean Girls that says, "I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops so I bought army pants and flip flops". Sis wants to set the trends for us so bad. Problem is, she has zero taste and is not a trendsetter is any way, shape or form! |
Anonymous
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Jen is a pretty woman, even though the hair has been a disaster the past few years and it seems to be inching back toward bleachy blonde again.
Whatever she wears looks manages to look...cheap. There's an aura of cheapness about her, no matter what. I can't put my finger on it |
Anonymous
How about when she shows us all How She Cuffs Her Jeans. 😑 |
Anonymous
This. Jen is very pretty in person and has real charisma, which I now know to be performative and a bit of a weapon she used to win people over, but she does have a bit of presence. Her fashion choices though tend to be a weird mix of overdone and cheap looking, as mentioned above. The BoHo Sassy Texas Wine Mom Look is dated, about a decade old. The huge earrings and Big Dumb Hats too. It’s Try Hard Fashion. Not very sophisticated at all. |
Anonymous
Sis has told us for years, that she is not into fashion. (“I forgot to learn how to be a girl! Te-he-he!”) Which means these modeling posts are completely from an Able script. I didn’t realize that Able was pushing the “mid-western mom” look, but you can find PERFECT dupes for all of these outfits at Walmart. The quality is just as good (if not better) and will be less than a quarter of the cost. Don’t ask me how I know this. Lol. |
Anonymous
| She looks so dumb in that beanie inside her house. Did she forget to pay her electric bill? Does she think she looks like a cool kid? I just see a ridiculous, middle age, wannabe famous, vapid, shallow trying too hard idiot. |
Anonymous
I’ve asked this before - what in the world is happening under her eyes? Is that filler that has moved? Is it Botox gone wrong? There are FOLDS. |
Anonymous
yep |
Anonymous
good question 🤔🤷♀️ |
Anonymous
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I agree with the last paragraph of Jen's recent post about her three years of Tyler...
I just don't think that has actually happened for her yet. And the preceding lead up about her and Tyler's relationship. Didn't she say that Tyler just thought they were friends and she had to ask "What is this?" and he said he thought they were just friends and had to think about it or something? And her at her hotel and him texting "Come to me." is not the romantic gesture she thought lol but rather a red flag of his not putting in effort and probably a metaphor of their whole relationship. Him leaning up against his red car? Was he just standing there? And he didn't pick her up from the airport and met her outside her hotel? This whole relationship of signs of rewriting and exaggerating and reframing reality to make it fit something that isn't there. Very desperately trying to make everything seem the best and the most this and none of it comes across as very believable. |