My dh always pulls his shirt over his mouth

[Anonymous]

and I don't know why
he says "because I am cold"
but that is not true
its weird and I can't hear what he is saying when he does this
it makes me want to live alone

[Anonymous]

My dad always did this growing up (he still does) and now my current boyfriend does this which is kind of weird.

[Anonymous]

I read this
in the rhythm of a haiku
even though
it is not

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I read this
in the rhythm of a haiku
even though
it is not

Where is the master
Of haiku when he’s needed?
I miss Flip Driscoll.

[Anonymous]

I too pull my shirt
over my chin when I feel
unable to be

[Anonymous]

it hides and protects.
I don't have to share feelings
if I am hidden

[Anonymous]

Wow, I do this too
Usually when I'm tired
I don't try speaking

[Anonymous]

I do it when I am sitting alone on the couch. I said something to DH the other day, like this is weird, and he said "eh, it's comfortable for you." We are all weird strange creatures.

[Anonymous]

germ phobia

[Anonymous]

+100 to responses in haiku form.

Op, I'd ask him to uncover his mouth while speaking. Also, doesn't this ruin his shirts?

[Anonymous]

Hiding. From. Something.

[Anonymous]

Someone made fun of his teeth at some point.

[Anonymous]

Is he a big mask wearer for COVID?

Does he chew or turtleneck it?

Get him turtlenecks.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I too pull my shirt
over my chin when I feel
unable to be

Priceless

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I do it when I am sitting alone on the couch. I said something to DH the other day, like this is weird, and he said "eh, it's comfortable for you." We are all weird strange creatures.

Your DH is a keeper.