| Ban bikes? |
I think the #bikedc response would be that because the Kenyon St protected bike lane needs to be extended to wherever this kid needed to go and he had no alternative to get where he was going due to car brained infrastructure. Or something like that. |
Not a ban, of course. We just need common-sense bike control. |
| It's all the unregulated bikes flowing in from Virginia. THANKS VIRGINIA |
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Every element of every ridiculous thing about contemporary DC in one tweet. It’s like a DC bingo card.
- Cycling - Youth violent crime - Carjacking - Ward 1/Nadeau |
Excellent! |
| But did he dock the BikeShare before stealing the car? Or is it racking up late fees even as we speak? |
| Just wait for summer when all our young scholars have nothing but time on their hands. |
Why do minors have to pay for BikeShare bicycles? They should be free to encourage bicycling in the next generation. |
| 12 y o takes RAV 4 by force? |
Are you not from the DMV? This happens all the time. For variety, they’re sometimes 13. |
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Somebody needs to send it to the SNL
How? Why didn’t the person drive off? |
And, — rideshare / food delivery car It’s probably victim blaming to add this trope to the bingo card: A silver RAV4, stopped and blocking a lane of traffic so its driver could pick up a food delivery while everyone is stuck behind him. |
LOL. It would be funnier if the RAV4 had thousands in unpaid traffic camera tickets and somehow there was also an ATV involved. |