A Very DC Crime: 12 Y.O. Rides CaBi to Carjacking in Columbia Heights

Anonymous
Crime is bad but this did make me chuckle.

Anonymous
Ban bikes?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Ban bikes?

I think the #bikedc response would be that because the Kenyon St protected bike lane needs to be extended to wherever this kid needed to go and he had no alternative to get where he was going due to car brained infrastructure. Or something like that.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Ban bikes?


Not a ban, of course. We just need common-sense bike control.
Anonymous
It's all the unregulated bikes flowing in from Virginia. THANKS VIRGINIA
Anonymous
Every element of every ridiculous thing about contemporary DC in one tweet. It’s like a DC bingo card.
- Cycling
- Youth violent crime
- Carjacking
- Ward 1/Nadeau
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:It's all the unregulated bikes flowing in from Virginia. THANKS VIRGINIA


Excellent!
Anonymous
But did he dock the BikeShare before stealing the car? Or is it racking up late fees even as we speak?
Anonymous
Just wait for summer when all our young scholars have nothing but time on their hands.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:But did he dock the BikeShare before stealing the car? Or is it racking up late fees even as we speak?


Why do minors have to pay for BikeShare bicycles? They should be free to encourage bicycling in the next generation.
Anonymous
12 y o takes RAV 4 by force?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:12 y o takes RAV 4 by force?


Are you not from the DMV? This happens all the time. For variety, they’re sometimes 13.
Anonymous
Somebody needs to send it to the SNL

How? Why didn’t the person drive off?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Every element of every ridiculous thing about contemporary DC in one tweet. It’s like a DC bingo card.
- Cycling
- Youth violent crime
- Carjacking
- Ward 1/Nadeau


And,
— rideshare / food delivery car

It’s probably victim blaming to add this trope to the bingo card: A silver RAV4, stopped and blocking a lane of traffic so its driver could pick up a food delivery while everyone is stuck behind him.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Every element of every ridiculous thing about contemporary DC in one tweet. It’s like a DC bingo card.
- Cycling
- Youth violent crime
- Carjacking
- Ward 1/Nadeau


And,
— rideshare / food delivery car

It’s probably victim blaming to add this trope to the bingo card: A silver RAV4, stopped and blocking a lane of traffic so its driver could pick up a food delivery while everyone is stuck behind him.

LOL. It would be funnier if the RAV4 had thousands in unpaid traffic camera tickets and somehow there was also an ATV involved.
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