Getting a butler?
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Anonymous
| I am interested in hiring a butler. Advice on where to look? |
Anonymous
| The UK produces the best. |
Anonymous
| Better served hiring a house manager but do you. |
Anonymous
| Let me know if you find a good butler. I want a lady’s maid. Need someone to dress me and do my hair, run errands, order my calling cards, that sort of thing. |
Anonymous
| Please let me know where you find reliable and cheap help. I have been looking to hire someone to cook, clean, pay for everything, and also go to work for me - so far no dice but I continue to hope. |
Anonymous
| OP here. I want one that holds a silver platter and dresses as a butler would. |
Anonymous
| Make sure he also wants to be your best friend and aide-de-camp, preferably he can offer first aid and occasional tactical support while also serving as your moral anchor. Obviously he should be skilled at repairing suits, capes, and spandex. |
Anonymous
| I hope OP was drunk when they posted this for funsies. |
Anonymous
| Ideally the butler will be 55, extremely fit, and have lots of interesting anecdotes from his time in British Special Forces. |
Anonymous
| A good butler is definitely worth their salt. I wouldn’t be without mine for all the tea in China. |
Anonymous
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I'd love a butler, but no self respecting butler would want to work in my household.
Try here, OP: https://pavillionagency.com/specialties/butler-valet |
Anonymous
Get a copy of the White Pages. Look up Jeeves.. Start calling. |
Anonymous
Excellent. |
Anonymous
| I hear Michael Caine’s available. He has an excellent butler resume. |
Anonymous
+1. A big part of the job of a butler is to manage the household staff and vendors. I don't have enough staff to make this job interesting for someone. |