That's what should have happened -- the guy should have said "Don't blame me because you farted, lady." The look on the OP's face would have been priceless.
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Rude. The best thing to do is to quietly sacrifice that oh-so-precious spot in line; the next is to ask someone to hold your place briefly. You shouldn't explain why, it's not anyone's business but your own unless you're under four. |
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| OP, you suck. Very, very rude. There are many people who cannot control farting. |
Who is rude? The person who farted (and didn't willingly sacrifice his/her spot in line or ask Op to hold his/her spot in line briefly) OR is Op rude for recognizing an embarrassing situation for what it was and offering to hold the person's place in line while they ran to the bathroom? |
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I can control my farting. I just have no interest in controlling my farting.
I actually think it is pretty funny to let one loose then look annoyed as if it was somebody else in the line. |
OP is rude, about as rude as you can get. Once you're out of middle school a fart is something that never happened. The only thing to do is to ignore it. Were you guys brought up in a barn? |
My boss farts in meetings. I stare at him. Like this
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| 8 pages...lol |