Do you have a junk food secret?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I am the queen of weird and super unhealthy things. My latest favorites are -
Butter melted in the microwave drizzled over Chex cereal. Then add a few shakes of Lawry's seasoned salt, stir, pop back in the microwave for a few seconds, and eat. Dear lord, is it good.

Combined butter melted in the microwave with brown sugar and oats.

Hot chocolate powder eaten by the spoonful. Also, cake mix.

Stuff that is actually a product -
Chips Ahoy
Cookie dough
Puppy chow
Fruit snacks. Spongebob ones are the best.
Bagel with butter and cinnamon sugar sprinkled over the top - OMG.
Flavor blasted goldfish
Combos
Doritos. Especially the originals and cool ranch.
Milk duds
Swedish fish
Starburst jelly beans
Fettuccine Alfredo
Panda Express orange chicken (secretly purchased in a drive through 30 miles from my house)
Chicken tenders dipped in barbecue sauce
Fries. Any kind, but McDonald's are the best.
Cookie dough ice cream (well, any ice cream)
Buffalo Wild Wings
Freeze pops
Any kind of Popsicle
Nutty bars
Cosmic brownies
Swiss cake rolls
Zebra cakes
Cheese it's, especially the cheddar jack kind
Tortilla chips with cheddar cheese melted over them
Popcorn from the movie theatre
Sour cream and onion chips
Cookies. Any kind, but especially those horrifying chemical sugar cookies that are white with colored frosting on the top that you buy at the store.
Fudge
Brownies

I'm probably missing some.

Wait - dog food???!

Google it. It is a snack made with Chex cereal...really good!

[Anonymous]

There are only two things I cannot stop eating until all gone:

for savory: Route 11 potato chips--the Chesapeake Crab flavor.

for chewy: Salty Road taffy, bergamont flavor. omg. I had to send all of them to with DH to his office because I basically ate them for dinner and breakfast.

OP, are you looking to branch out on your junk food secrets? Because this thread has lots of ideas, ha ha!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Saltines with mayonnaise.

That's what I'm talking about.

YUCK! No judgement, thought. I prefer triscuits with cream cheese.

I'm a triscuits with spray cheese person, myself. This is a deep, dark secret of mine... even DH has no idea. I'm otherwise pretty snobby about food (my dad is a retired chef/restaurateur).

This cracks me up! too funny

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:McDonald's bacon egg and cheese biscuit. At least one a week.

Because of you, I tried one yesterday. Now I'm hooked.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:McDonald's bacon egg and cheese biscuit. At least one a week.

Because of you, I tried one yesterday. Now I'm hooked.

I prefer the Burger King sausage, egg and cheese muffin. With hash browns. Omg... DH would be shocked if he knew how often I pick one of these up on my way to work. Diet? What diet?

Other secrets: chewy Spree candy. Sweet, sour, a little crunchy at first and then soft and chewy. Fabulous.

On the savory side, top ramen. On the rare occasion that I work from home - maybe twice a year - I indulge in this for lunch. Either as a soup, or the noodles & seasoning packet with a pat of butter (like it needs more fat....).

I'm normally a salmon and kale kind of person. But I love my little indulgences.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Any type of potato chips. I have a 40min commute in evenings and I usually stop at grocery store to pick up dinner. Although I try not to, I grab a large bag of chips and tear into them before I pull out the parking lot. My goal is to only eat a few but I usually eat the ENTIRE bag!! I feel so horrible afterwards! I know the fat and calorie count of chips, and I feel like a horrible person who is just defeating all my good whole, clean eating. I've tried buying the small bag, and then I'm just mad about 5 minutes into my commute because I want to snack out of boredom, and they are all gone! LOL. I hide the empty bags in the middle console in car until I can throw away without family/friends seeing.

I do the same thing but I only allow myself the small bag of chips(which is still more than 2 servings-) something so satisfying about crunching those salty chips while driving home!

[Anonymous]

Someone brought Cool Ranch Doritos into our office the other month... I had forgotten how utterly delicious they are.

Other than that, I will rarely have a craving for something really embarrassing like any sort of cheddar puff (like Pirate's Booty), Soft Batch cookies or Trader Joe's chocolate chipper ice cream sandwiches (those last ones got me through the end of my August pregnancy!)

[Anonymous]

I will make a batch of popovers and each them all. With honey. I know...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Saltines with mayonnaise.

That's what I'm talking about.

YUCK! No judgement, thought. I prefer triscuits with cream cheese.

Graham crackers with grape jelly. And a big glass of milk

[Anonymous]

When I'm at Walmart and I walk by that big bin of $1 boxes of candy--if there's a box of gobstoppers on top, or visible through the clear sides, or available with minimal digging, that box is going home with me!

[Anonymous]

Caramello candy bars. I make my husband go get gas in my car now because I can't resist buying one when I fill up!

[Anonymous]

Tortilla chips with real melted cheese, and a little plain greek yogurt. You know, because the yogurt makes it healthy.

If I have the green salsa from Traders Joes with it, I'm pretty much in heaven.

[Anonymous]

I like to slice up a banana into a bowl. OK, and then drench it in chocolate syrup!

[Anonymous]

Safeway brownies w/ frosting

[Anonymous]

whatchamacallit candy bars