Time for Kash Patel to go -- he's botched the Epstein Files, he made a fool of himself on the Kirk Stuff...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

He'll tease you, he'll unease you
All the better just to please you
He's precocious, and he knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think he's a spy, he's got Kash Patel eyes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

He'll tease you, he'll unease you
All the better just to please you
He's precocious, and he knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think he's a spy, he's got Kash Patel eyes.

Okay seriously I love you. Will you leave your life and run away with me?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

He'll tease you, he'll unease you
All the better just to please you
He's precocious, and he knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think he's a spy, he's got Kash Patel eyes.

[Anonymous]

Sounds like FBI agents hate him. Because they’re leaking a lot of details about how ridiculous he is.

[Anonymous]

Kash Patel is a flaccid little weasel.

[Anonymous]

Kashyap4Ever!

Kash Patel humiliated as explosive 115-page dossier reveals what FBI agents really think... and his tantrum after being issued a women's raid jacket

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15340879/kash-patel-FBI-explosive-report-dan-bongino.html

[Anonymous]

You realllly don’t want Bongino. Trust me

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

He'll tease you, he'll unease you
All the better just to please you
He's precocious, and he knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think he's a spy, he's got Kash Patel eyes.

You are a awesome pp.

This administration is so crazy that I doubt anyone incompetent will the fired. Lots of competent people, sure - incompetent? Nope.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You realllly don’t want Bongino. Trust me

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/01/fbi-kash-patel-leaked-report

According to the assessment, on 11 September, the day after conservative activist Charlie Kirk’s assassination, Patel arrived in Provo, Utah, but refused to leave the FBI jet without an appropriate raid jacket. A described “highly respected” source in the report explained that agents working the Kirk investigation had to stop their work to find a medium-sized jacket for Patel. When a female agent’s jacket was delivered, Patel complained about missing Velcro patches on the sleeves and refused to disembark until Swat team members removed patches from their own uniforms and attached them to the borrowed jacket.

The same source confirmed media reports that Patel “yelled” at the special agent-in-charge and directed “an expletive-laden tirade” over “perceived blunders” in the case. Dan Bongino, the deputy director, later telephoned to apologize, “saying that never should have happened”.

Both Patel and Bongino face criticism for what multiple sources describe as an excessive focus on social media. FBI employees reported hearing more about the bureau’s mission from leadership’s social media posts than through official internal channels.

Bongino, who lacks traditional FBI experience and was granted a Patel-authorized waiver exempting him from standard polygraph screening, is described by one source as “something of a clown”.

In one incident, Patel became upset after learning that FBI personnel at Quantico had discussed his request to be issued an FBI firearm. When details leaked, he ordered polygraph examinations for everyone involved to identify who had criticized him. One respected FBI leader in the assessment called the order “needlessly punitive”.

[Anonymous]

He hasn't botched anything. He's doing exactly what he's being told to do. No different than what Trump is doing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Kashyap4Ever!

Kash Patel humiliated as explosive 115-page dossier reveals what FBI agents really think... and his tantrum after being issued a women's raid jacket

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15340879/kash-patel-FBI-explosive-report-dan-bongino.html

What a horrible managerial environment at the FBI.

One source advised the duo to 'stop talking, stop posing, and just be professional,' while another contributor said both men are 'spending too much time on social media and public relations' and 'are too often concerned with building their own personal resumes.'

Many agents said they often heard news about internal operations via Patel and Bongino's X and social media platforms, rather than through the appropriate chains of command.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You realllly don’t want Bongino. Trust me

Bongino has already been sidelined because they appointed the Missouri AG as co-deputy director to serve alongside him months ago. Bongino not only won’t take over for Patel, he’ll probably be ousted as well if they get rid of Kash.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You realllly don’t want Bongino. Trust me

Bongino has already been sidelined because they appointed the Missouri AG as co-deputy director to serve alongside him months ago. Bongino not only won’t take over for Patel, he’ll probably be ousted as well if they get rid of Kash.

Don Bongos went back to doing what he loves and does best - selling boner pills to his mouth breather AM listeners.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh please! Just be honest.

The real reason you hate him is his race.

+1 Also, no one is giving him credit for the Comedy Gold he's delivering, as at the press conference held in the wake of the National Guard shootings:

Nov. 26, 4:45-4:48 pm: Clad in his cosplay, oversized FBI jacket (collar up), Kash makes emphatic, passionate remarks on a) how the manhunt is on and b) how the perpetrators will not escape and c) how they will be subject to the full force of the FBI and local law enforcement in order to apprehend them. In short, they can run but they can't hide.

Nov, 26 4:49 pm: Clad in shirtsleeves, DC Chief of Police steps up to mic and says... there was one shooter and he's in custody.

Boo-ya!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh please! Just be honest.

The real reason you hate him is his race.

+1 Also, no one is giving him credit for the Comedy Gold he's delivering, as at the press conference held in the wake of the National Guard shootings:

Nov. 26, 4:45-4:48 pm: Clad in his cosplay, oversized FBI jacket (collar up), Kash makes emphatic, passionate remarks on a) how the manhunt is on and b) how the perpetrators will not escape and c) how they will be subject to the full force of the FBI and local law enforcement in order to apprehend them. In short, they can run but they can't hide.

Nov, 26 4:49 pm: Clad in shirtsleeves, DC Chief of Police steps up to mic and says... there was one shooter and he's in custody.

Boo-ya!

I commented in the local politics thread (NG active shooter) about how it seems like Patel is more focused on his FBI attire than on actually knowing what's going on/status. I knew I wasn't misreading the way he appears at the press conferences. Turns out he's an actual diva refusing to deplane without the right jacket; he's Mariah Carey. What a strange time to be alive.