Apple Martin is gorgeous!

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It wasn’t Harvard Westlake. Their 2022 graduation is this coming Thursday.

I think it was Crossroads.

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I keep seeing the title as Apple Martini, for some reason.

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Anonymous wrote:You guys are straight up weird. She looks like the average pretty UMC white girl walking the halls all high schools across U.S. I see no features that stand out. I mean she’s pretty, but if any of you have a HS DD that’s thin, athletic build, blond, with good teeth, clear skin, and long legs, what’s the difference?

You're describing a unicorn, that's the difference. The vast majority of HS girls don't tick all those boxes. It won't kill you to admit she's a pretty girl whether you like her or her parents.

In a rich high school? They are full of effortlessly pretty girls who tick all the boxes. Braces in middle school, dermatologist skin and salon hair, everyone with an ugly nose got a rhinoplasty over summer break in 8th or 9th grade... and of course a fridge full of organic food with family supper 7 nights a week. Only poor and MC class are eating junk fast food all the time, dressing like slobs, ignoring skin.

ITA with you - you can buy the best nose, breasts, skin, hair. You know what's the game changer? Long, beautiful legs and tall stature. You can't buy that.

Touche.

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Anonymous wrote:Where does she get her lips from? Goop has such thin lips (and always has), as does Blythe Danner. It’s not like Chris Martin has full lips. Normally I wouldn’t wonder if a teenager has work done but her lips are suspiciously full and unlike with Shiloh Pitt, there’s no obvious reason why.

From her dad:


And those wide set eyes, as well.

Wow you can really see a lot of her dad here. He really has nice bone structure. I don’t think I noticed before.

Yes - she really takes after him more than her mom. Although I saw a candid pic once where her expression was very Gwyneth - like here:

Why hasn't Chris knocked up Dakota yet? They've been dating for like 5 years. Pissing away her fertility on this man.

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We are big fans of Apple here. DH's college roommate had a neighbor who had her as a student once. The teacher always spoke very highly of Apple and the entire family.

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Anonymous wrote:So another generic blonde? I mean she is not ugly and is pretty, but nothing you do not see in thousands of young women in much of Europe.

You're trying so hard!

I am not. Why would anyone care about the daughter of some celebrities? In Norway, we have so many of the exact same.

I mean this is why our girls have issues. We have old ladies posting up that this girl is gorgeous. I am not white, so maybe I'm missing something, but she really looks like the average pretty white girl to me. She is pretty, but as I asked earlier, I don't see anything special about her features that stand out from the pretty girls I see in Bethesda all day long. Being tall doesn't add to your beauty "to me", having "long legs" also doesn’t add to your beauty. So I'm not sure what that has to do with it.

Can the folks that are saying that she's gorgeous kinda point out the gorgeousness? I mean Cindy Crawford's daughter was gorgeous at this age and there is no comparison.

You understand why our girls have issues. So then why are you adding your voice to the cackling witches on this thread trying to tear down a young girl who is graduating high school!? Who cares why someone thinks she’s attractive or not. Frankly this thread should be deleted. It’s revolting.

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Anonymous wrote:You guys are straight up weird. She looks like the average pretty UMC white girl walking the halls all high schools across U.S. I see no features that stand out. I mean she’s pretty, but if any of you have a HS DD that’s thin, athletic build, blond, with good teeth, clear skin, and long legs, what’s the difference?

You're describing a unicorn, that's the difference. The vast majority of HS girls don't tick all those boxes. It won't kill you to admit she's a pretty girl whether you like her or her parents.

Christ on Cracker! I said ol' girl was pretty. But when I pick my DD up from hs in Bethesda I see at least 20 girls that as good or better (meaning your DD’S) . Im not describing a unicorn at all. I see pretty white teenage girls all day long in Bethesda. My DD is a POC, so she looks prettier anyway.

Of course you think you're daughter is prettier. So insecure.

Well, it was odd that PP included blonde in the list. All the other things do make a person more attractive. But being blonde has nothing to do with it.

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Anonymous wrote:You guys are straight up weird. She looks like the average pretty UMC white girl walking the halls all high schools across U.S. I see no features that stand out. I mean she’s pretty, but if any of you have a HS DD that’s thin, athletic build, blond, with good teeth, clear skin, and long legs, what’s the difference?

You're describing a unicorn, that's the difference. The vast majority of HS girls don't tick all those boxes. It won't kill you to admit she's a pretty girl whether you like her or her parents.

Christ on Cracker! I said ol' girl was pretty. But when I pick my DD up from hs in Bethesda I see at least 20 girls that as good or better (meaning your DD’S) . Im not describing a unicorn at all. I see pretty white teenage girls all day long in Bethesda. My DD is a POC, so she looks prettier anyway.

Of course you think you're daughter is prettier. So insecure.

Well, it was odd that PP included blonde in the list. All the other things do make a person more attractive. But being blonde has nothing to do with it.

She already said she was up in her feelings about it and triggered which really has nothing to do with Apple.

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Anonymous wrote:So another generic blonde? I mean she is not ugly and is pretty, but nothing you do not see in thousands of young women in much of Europe.

You're trying so hard!

I am not. Why would anyone care about the daughter of some celebrities? In Norway, we have so many of the exact same.

I mean this is why our girls have issues. We have old ladies posting up that this girl is gorgeous. I am not white, so maybe I'm missing something, but she really looks like the average pretty white girl to me. She is pretty, but as I asked earlier, I don't see anything special about her features that stand out from the pretty girls I see in Bethesda all day long. Being tall doesn't add to your beauty "to me", having "long legs" also doesn’t add to your beauty. So I'm not sure what that has to do with it.

Can the folks that are saying that she's gorgeous kinda point out the gorgeousness? I mean Cindy Crawford's daughter was gorgeous at this age and there is no comparison.

You understand why our girls have issues. So then why are you adding your voice to the cackling witches on this thread trying to tear down a young girl who is graduating high school!? Who cares why someone thinks she’s attractive or not. Frankly this thread should be deleted. It’s revolting.

Yeah you’re right. I got caught up. I guess sometimes it bothers me that we keep perpetuating this standard of beauty. No sure why this one triggered me, maybe because I truly see prettier girls at my DD’s high every day. So that’s why I couldn’t understand why this thread was created for this young lady. Anywho….go luck to you Apple.

We don't. It's evolutionary.

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I do feel for her as the product of a broken home. I’m glad at least she has her looks to fall back on.

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Anonymous wrote:I do feel for her as the product of a broken home. I’m glad at least she has her looks to fall back on.

Her parents are divorced but her home is far from broken! I’d hold my sympathy for kids who need it.

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Anonymous wrote:So another generic blonde? I mean she is not ugly and is pretty, but nothing you do not see in thousands of young women in much of Europe.

You're trying so hard!

I am not. Why would anyone care about the daughter of some celebrities? In Norway, we have so many of the exact same.

I mean this is why our girls have issues. We have old ladies posting up that this girl is gorgeous. I am not white, so maybe I'm missing something, but she really looks like the average pretty white girl to me. She is pretty, but as I asked earlier, I don't see anything special about her features that stand out from the pretty girls I see in Bethesda all day long. Being tall doesn't add to your beauty "to me", having "long legs" also doesn’t add to your beauty. So I'm not sure what that has to do with it.

Can the folks that are saying that she's gorgeous kinda point out the gorgeousness? I mean Cindy Crawford's daughter was gorgeous at this age and there is no comparison.

I think she's adorable. It seems like her celeb parents have done a good job keeping her out of the limelight, so we haven't "seen" much of her. When she emerges, cute, sort of wholesome looking, with smiling parents, it sort of evokes an "awwww" response. Not necessarily saying she's the prettiest girl in the world, but she is pretty for sure. I do think Kaia Gerber is objectively prettier, but they're both lovely.

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Anonymous wrote:So another generic blonde? I mean she is not ugly and is pretty, but nothing you do not see in thousands of young women in much of Europe.

You're trying so hard!

I am not. Why would anyone care about the daughter of some celebrities? In Norway, we have so many of the exact same.

I mean this is why our girls have issues. We have old ladies posting up that this girl is gorgeous. I am not white, so maybe I'm missing something, but she really looks like the average pretty white girl to me. She is pretty, but as I asked earlier, I don't see anything special about her features that stand out from the pretty girls I see in Bethesda all day long. Being tall doesn't add to your beauty "to me", having "long legs" also doesn’t add to your beauty. So I'm not sure what that has to do with it.

Can the folks that are saying that she's gorgeous kinda point out the gorgeousness? I mean Cindy Crawford's daughter was gorgeous at this age and there is no comparison.

I think she's adorable. It seems like her celeb parents have done a good job keeping her out of the limelight, so we haven't "seen" much of her. When she emerges, cute, sort of wholesome looking, with smiling parents, it sort of evokes an "awwww" response. Not necessarily saying she's the prettiest girl in the world, but she is pretty for sure. I do think Kaia Gerber is objectively prettier, but they're both lovely.

I fear for Kaia. She looks like she has an eating disorder with those toothpick legs.

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I am guessing she had lip injections. Re HW- my sister taught there up until last year for 3 years. It is FILLED with the offspring of many celebs, people in Hollywood, execs, directors, etc.....

It is mostly about who you are and who you know. Intelligence is secondary. Some of her stories are off the wall, told her she should write a book but shes not that type and said never.

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Anonymous wrote:I do feel for her as the product of a broken home. I’m glad at least she has her looks to fall back on.

Broken? If that is broken, i don't want to be fixed. Both parents are super super wealthy, have every resource at their disposal and are both clearly committed to being the best parents they can be...not what I call broken.