Jen Hatmaker

[Anonymous]

I think his new wife is throwing shade on Kristen. She is talking about meeting her ex's partner and basically saying sometimes it doesn't go well because your ex's partner might be an unhappy person. I am taking that her first meeting with Kristen didn't go well LOL. But this is super petty to post about it and imply it's just because Kristen is miserable.
https://www.instagram.com/annahowerton_/reel/C-GNr77vLrg/

Ouch. I think she's throwing shade, too. Mark's wife has a lot of posts about how close she is with her own ex and advice on divorce and coparenting, but she's married to a man who moved away from his own children? Also, I think people that accuse others of being "unhappy" when they have conflict with them, and have to gloat this much about how happy they are, are usually full of shit.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why are you at family functions if you and your husband have been shunned?

Fair question. Probably because I'd love to have a relationship with my family. I still get invited to functions and I often still go. My dad is no longer alive so I don't have to worry about him showing up.

[Anonymous]

Didn't Heather Armstrong's (Dooce) ex move away to NYC after the divorce and shack up with someone and her daughter? The kids would go and visit him during the summer and he'd promptly put them in camp for the entire duration of their visit. I guess after she died they moved in with him? Not sure.

[Anonymous]

Didn't Heather Armstrong's (Dooce) ex move away to NYC after the divorce and shack up with someone and her daughter?

Yes and it was with another blogger. And then Heather also had an affair with Mark Howerton. Can these people not find other people to date?

Mark's current wife admits on a podcast that before dating Mark, she dated Craig Melton. As in Glennon's ex. She followed Glennon and then slid into Craig's dm's when they got a divorce, and after they broke up she was also a follower of Kristen's and hit up Mark. And she admits all of this influencer husband-stalking like it's cute when she just sounds psycho. And now she's trying to be an influencer, and also a divorce mediation, which Kristen also does.

Netflix needs to do a documentary on the drama of mommy blogger divorces because the tea is hot and they all seem insane and messy while trying to peddle themselves as mental health gurus.

[Anonymous]

Mark's current wife admits on a podcast that before dating Mark, she dated Craig Melton. As in Glennon's ex.

WHAT?!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Mark's current wife admits on a podcast that before dating Mark, she dated Craig Melton. As in Glennon's ex.

WHAT?!

All these people are gross.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Didn't Heather Armstrong's (Dooce) ex move away to NYC after the divorce and shack up with someone and her daughter?

Yes and it was with another blogger. And then Heather also had an affair with Mark Howerton. Can these people not find other people to date?

Mark's current wife admits on a podcast that before dating Mark, she dated Craig Melton. As in Glennon's ex. She followed Glennon and then slid into Craig's dm's when they got a divorce, and after they broke up she was also a follower of Kristen's and hit up Mark. And she admits all of this influencer husband-stalking like it's cute when she just sounds psycho. And now she's trying to be an influencer, and also a divorce mediation, which Kristen also does.

Netflix needs to do a documentary on the drama of mommy blogger divorces because the tea is hot and they all seem insane and messy while trying to peddle themselves as mental health gurus.

Wow...there aren't enough red flags in the world for that craziness.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

I think his new wife is throwing shade on Kristen. She is talking about meeting her ex's partner and basically saying sometimes it doesn't go well because your ex's partner might be an unhappy person. I am taking that her first meeting with Kristen didn't go well LOL. But this is super petty to post about it and imply it's just because Kristen is miserable.
https://www.instagram.com/annahowerton_/reel/C-GNr77vLrg/

Ouch. I think she's throwing shade, too. Mark's wife has a lot of posts about how close she is with her own ex and advice on divorce and coparenting, but she's married to a man who moved away from his own children? Also, I think people that accuse others of being "unhappy" when they have conflict with them, and have to gloat this much about how happy they are, are usually full of shit.

Soooo...this lady is not married to Mark Howerton but she's already adopted his last name on Instagram and has dated Glennon Doyle's ex-husband, too? Like it's some kind of life goal to date the ex of a former Christian mommy blogger?

I don't think I am getting divorced anytime soon but if I were, I don't think I would hire this person to help aid me in communications. And yeah, definitely snarking in Kristen Howerton's general direction. She's not my favorite but this is petty.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Didn't Heather Armstrong's (Dooce) ex move away to NYC after the divorce and shack up with someone and her daughter?

Yes and it was with another blogger. And then Heather also had an affair with Mark Howerton. Can these people not find other people to date?

Mark's current wife admits on a podcast that before dating Mark, she dated Craig Melton. As in Glennon's ex. She followed Glennon and then slid into Craig's dm's when they got a divorce, and after they broke up she was also a follower of Kristen's and hit up Mark. And she admits all of this influencer husband-stalking like it's cute when she just sounds psycho. And now she's trying to be an influencer, and also a divorce mediation, which Kristen also does.

Netflix needs to do a documentary on the drama of mommy blogger divorces because the tea is hot and they all seem insane and messy while trying to peddle themselves as mental health gurus.

A lot of the therapeutic culture and pop mental health guru stuff is a huge scam. It's simplistic pop psychology that anyone can mouth, exactly the way many people mouth progressive pieties.

[Anonymous]

I don't think I am getting divorced anytime soon but if I were, I don't think I would hire this person to help aid me in communications. And yeah, definitely snarking in Kristen Howerton's general direction. She's not my favorite but this is petty.

I can see where Kristen would have not been super excited at their first meeting, and not because she's an unhappy person, but because Anna seems like a psycho. And taking his name before they are even married and starting a divorce consultant business after Kristen did feels like she's trying to either emulate or market off Kristen's platform. I wonder if Glennon warned Kristen about her. And who would go to someone for divorce coaching who breaks confidentiality and talks about their clients in detail for instagram reels?

Craig definitely has a type too. Mark's fiance is severely underweight. And I know we shouldn't be body snarking, but it's obviously an eating disorder. (The bony shoulders/ribcage and chipmnunk cheeks give it away.) I don't know why men find this attractive.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

I don't think I am getting divorced anytime soon but if I were, I don't think I would hire this person to help aid me in communications. And yeah, definitely snarking in Kristen Howerton's general direction. She's not my favorite but this is petty.

I can see where Kristen would have not been super excited at their first meeting, and not because she's an unhappy person, but because Anna seems like a psycho. And taking his name before they are even married and starting a divorce consultant business after Kristen did feels like she's trying to either emulate or market off Kristen's platform. I wonder if Glennon warned Kristen about her. And who would go to someone for divorce coaching who breaks confidentiality and talks about their clients in detail for instagram reels?

Craig definitely has a type too. Mark's fiance is severely underweight. And I know we shouldn't be body snarking, but it's obviously an eating disorder. (The bony shoulders/ribcage and chipmnunk cheeks give it away.) I don't know why men find this attractive.

Super good point. If I were KH, I would not have been jazzed at the initial meeting, either. But also, I think these people all deserve each other.

[Anonymous]

Mark's fiance is severely underweight. And I know we shouldn't be body snarking, but it's obviously an eating disorder. (The bony shoulders/ribcage and chipmnunk cheeks give it away.)

Let's not do this here. There is enough to snark on with her (like her promo video where she is pretending to do therapy in her living room with what appears to be the back of Mark's head) without resorting to body shaming.

[Anonymous]

Kk lemme ask y’all a q. If Jen offered to fly you to buda for the weekend and hang out with her all expenses paid, would you say yes?

[Anonymous]

K i asked First so I answer first and the answer is definitely yes but I would be prepared to be disappointed if we didn’t rlly click.
M

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Kk lemme ask y’all a q. If Jen offered to fly you to buda for the weekend and hang out with her all expenses paid, would you say yes?

Totally. We'd swing on the porch bed, knock back some two buck chuck, braid each other's hair, and then she'd make her crock pot queso. I'd smile, nod, and eat chips because I don't think there's a ton of conversation required. I see her as doing most of the talking, even though she sees people. I'd pet the dog, and wave hi to Remy.

I'd leave with some spare book club swag and an extra 'Body By Guac' sweatshirt she just happens to have in my size. It would be EPIC.