Is Crumbl good or wayyyyy too sweet?

[Anonymous]

Legit think they may have seen this thread. This week they have all mini cookies for sale. Portion control!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is why Americans are so fat. They consume monstrosities like crumble and even give these freak shows to their children:



I think it is absolutely laughable they define a serving as only a 1/4 of a cookie. Who TF is going to only eat 1/4 of a cookie. No, the entire cookie itself has almost 800 calories, 30+ grams of sugar, 100% DV worth of saturated fat, and over 100 mg of cholesterol.

It's not even a sweet 'treat'. It's a giant health bomb.

We have always cut them in quarters or eighths. My teen and tween usually eat a quarter and DH and I eat an eighth. I think it is laughable that you would look at that giant cookie and think it should be eaten all at once.

I think it's laughable you have to cut a cookie into 1/4 or 1/8. 1/4 of the chocolate chip cookie alone has 26g of sugar and 25% DV saturated fat intake! And you know you're wolfing that down on about 30 seconds. Why don't you just iv infuse a can of coke and 1/4 stick of butter while you're at it.

30 seconds? A 1/4 chocolate chip cookie is one bite. 3 seconds.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is why Americans are so fat. They consume monstrosities like crumble and even give these freak shows to their children:



I think it is absolutely laughable they define a serving as only a 1/4 of a cookie. Who TF is going to only eat 1/4 of a cookie. No, the entire cookie itself has almost 800 calories, 30+ grams of sugar, 100% DV worth of saturated fat, and over 100 mg of cholesterol.

It's not even a sweet 'treat'. It's a giant health bomb.

We have always cut them in quarters or eighths. My teen and tween usually eat a quarter and DH and I eat an eighth. I think it is laughable that you would look at that giant cookie and think it should be eaten all at once.

I think it's laughable you have to cut a cookie into 1/4 or 1/8. 1/4 of the chocolate chip cookie alone has 26g of sugar and 25% DV saturated fat intake! And you know you're wolfing that down on about 30 seconds. Why don't you just iv infuse a can of coke and 1/4 stick of butter while you're at it.

30 seconds? A 1/4 chocolate chip cookie is one bite. 3 seconds.

I'm not a DCUM skinny mom, but a 1/8 of a cookie with a cup of coffee is really perfect. I don't pop the whole thing in my mouth. Sure it only takes a few minutes, but that's plenty for my sweet tooth. They are huge cookies. I cannot imagine trying to force myself to eat more than 1/4.

- dp

[Anonymous]

I think it is hilarious we have foods in America people are eating 1/8th of and that are a size smaller than your palm.

What kind of freakshow food Americans be eating?

[Anonymous]

No one eats 1/8 of a cookie. Stop lying.

If your only going to eat 1/8, why even bother!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No one eats 1/8 of a cookie. Stop lying.

If your only going to eat 1/8, why even bother!

Egggggxaclty. It's laughable anyone is claiming to eat one cookie over the course of a week. Yeah, suuuuuuuure, and I'm sure you're a size 6 too, right?

No you're not, your scarfing down the cookie in a single setting. Maybe 1/2 in about 1-2 minutes if you are strong willed. 1/8th of a cookie....lolololol

[Anonymous]

When did this company start?
Do they have store fronts?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No one eats 1/8 of a cookie. Stop lying.

If your only going to eat 1/8, why even bother!

Egggggxaclty. It's laughable anyone is claiming to eat one cookie over the course of a week. Yeah, suuuuuuuure, and I'm sure you're a size 6 too, right?

No you're not, your scarfing down the cookie in a single setting. Maybe 1/2 in about 1-2 minutes if you are strong willed. 1/8th of a cookie....lolololol

NP. I’m a size 2. Probably because I’ve never had a crumbl cookie. Just not tempted by sweets, no not even a 1/8 bite just to taste it.

[Anonymous]

Are y'all the same people in my office cutting out 1/4 of a donut?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Are y'all the same people in my office cutting out 1/4 of a donut?

IDK, however, Crumbl sells a cookie cutter that is set up for cutting into 1/4 slices. Again, these are large, thick, super sweet cookies.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No one eats 1/8 of a cookie. Stop lying.

If your only going to eat 1/8, why even bother!

Nobody eats 1/4 either. Their standard cookies are not even that big, they're just overflowing with sugar. Who the hell would want a quarter of a mediocre multi-day old cookie? A cookie you bought on Monday, you're really looking forward to that dry and stale last quarter on Thursday?

[Anonymous]

Looking at their ingredients lists lately, they seem to have shifted to canola oil, palm oil, and soybean oil — instead of butter. Pure junk now.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m super late on this but my kids wanted it today. I love the app, the pretty pink boxes and was surprised the ingredients are pretty good (real butter, not cheap palm oil and margarine & sugars, not corn syrup). This week they have this cinnamon bun cookie thing that’s more like a dense brownie. It’s amazing but holy moly is it so sweet.

Is everything they make like this? I got the kids regular cookies which they haven’t tried yet.

Look at the ingredient list this week. Only butter in the chocolate chip cookie.

[Anonymous]

Crumbl is gross - I have no idea why/how it got so popular.

[Anonymous]

I love baking and grew up baking cookies, cakes, pies, etc with my grandma. I have a theory that people who like Crumbl don't bake or they would realize how awful these are.