Lauren Sanchez

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jesus Mary Joseph, what the fresh hell is this (on the left; the right is fine):

She is who she is, more power to her but who knew Bezos has such poor taste?

That must be why no one knows the names of the Bezos kids. They have gone into hiding out of embarassment.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jesus Mary Joseph, what the fresh hell is this (on the left; the right is fine):

She is who she is, more power to her but who knew Bezos has such poor taste?

That must be why no one knows the names of the Bezos kids. They have gone into hiding out of embarassment.

I don't think 50 yr old something dcum would could pull of something like that. They have a fashion taste that skews no makeup/frumpy/dowdy

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I bet their sex is HAWT, like off the charts.

I bet it isn't.

Didnt bezos send her pictures of his long dong? Apparently he's well endowed and so is she from the boobage front.

Yes, she’s TOTALLY hot for the old geek after like 40 years of sleeping with pro athletes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am a huge Bezos fan because Amazon is essential to me, but he and his fiancee look like some sort of supervillains out of a movie, so beefy and shiny.

Lex Luthor and the Joker

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jesus Mary Joseph, what the fresh hell is this (on the left; the right is fine):

She is who she is, more power to her but who knew Bezos has such poor taste?

That must be why no one knows the names of the Bezos kids. They have gone into hiding out of embarassment.

His kids are locked in their rooms watching mother-in-law porn.

[Anonymous]

From the woman who wrote Anna Wintour’s bio (and according to Lauren’s estranged brother Michael did an expose on Lauren that was killed by the magazine that commissioned it.)

https://twitter.com/amyodell/status/1783903980222873817

Scoop: Anna Wintour is helping Lauren Sanchez pick out her Met Gala dress, an insider says, because she knows she has "poor taste."
https://medium.com/@mikey2go/jeff-bezos-may-be-a-king-of-this-world-judging-his-rivals-but-who-has-the-wisdom-courage-to-5fc5646b068d

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jesus Mary Joseph, what the fresh hell is this (on the left; the right is fine):

She is who she is, more power to her but who knew Bezos has such poor taste?

That must be why no one knows the names of the Bezos kids. They have gone into hiding out of embarassment.

I don't think 50 yr old something dcum would could pull of something like that. They have a fashion taste that skews no makeup/frumpy/dowdy

This isn’t the flex you think it is, considering the competing aesthetic in this instance can most charitably be described as drag queen.

Unless you are under the delusion that she is, in fact, pulling it off?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jesus Mary Joseph, what the fresh hell is this (on the left; the right is fine):

She is who she is, more power to her but who knew Bezos has such poor taste?

That must be why no one knows the names of the Bezos kids. They have gone into hiding out of embarassment.

I don't think 50 yr old something dcum would could pull of something like that. They have a fashion taste that skews no makeup/frumpy/dowdy

Not everyone is frumpy just because they don't aspire to look like a hooker on a corner.

[Anonymous]

Has there been updates on their wedding?

[Anonymous]

Anna Wintour bans Lauren Sanchez from Met Gala unless she can personally dress her

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13381327/How-Anna-Wintour-declared-Amazon-billionaire-Jeff-Bezoss-fiancee-Lauren-poor-taste-come-Mondays-Met-gala-unless-Vogue-queen-styles-personally.html

[Anonymous]

Curious to see what she wears. I predict she’ll remain “overexposed” but in a more couture design.