Lauren Sanchez

[Anonymous]

You guys are such jerks. By all accounts, she is a really nice, really smart woman. But you're just going to judge her by her looks. So typical of the nasty old DCUM hags. I know you're all her age - post your saggy old bodies!

[Anonymous]

I bet their sex is HAWT, like off the charts.

[Anonymous]

In those posts shes trying way too hard I think she realizes she’s losing him his mid life crisis fugue is starting to wear off hope she invested some of those jewels.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I bet their sex is HAWT, like off the charts.

Well, obviously, a blind man knows that

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I bet their sex is HAWT, like off the charts.

Translation: Fake moaning and fake orgasms while she fantasizes about one of the pro athletes she used to bang

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I bet their sex is HAWT, like off the charts.

I bet it isn't.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You guys are such jerks. By all accounts, she is a really nice, really smart woman. But you're just going to judge her by her looks. So typical of the nasty old DCUM hags. I know you're all her age - post your saggy old bodies!

lol wut? She’s a ho’y home wrecker who has cheated on multiple husbands in her attempts to “marry up.”

Sure, she landed the biggest of whales. But she has zero class.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You guys are such jerks. By all accounts, she is a really nice, really smart woman. But you're just going to judge her by her looks. So typical of the nasty old DCUM hags. I know you're all her age - post your saggy old bodies!

lol wut? She’s a ho’y home wrecker who has cheated on multiple husbands in her attempts to “marry up.”

Sure, she landed the biggest of whales. But she has zero class.

And you do?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Jesus Mary Joseph, what the fresh hell is this (on the left; the right is fine):

I had a good laugh at this amazing get-up.

Did Bezos lose his mind? His kids must be mortified.

The trash has him under a spell. She’s a seasoned pro. He’s a lifelong dork. So it goes.

Lmao

[Anonymous]

NP. What's her secret for her tiny waist? Especially after 3 kids.

My kids stretched out my rib cage, so it'll never be small again despite me being thin.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:NP. What's her secret for her tiny waist? Especially after 3 kids.

My kids stretched out my rib cage, so it'll never be small again despite me being thin.

A whole lot of plastic surgery. Not a stretch mark in sight despite the massive boobs and the Barbie sized waist.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:NP. What's her secret for her tiny waist? Especially after 3 kids.

My kids stretched out my rib cage, so it'll never be small again despite me being thin.

Daily personal trainer + she's working out 2x per day for at least 60 minutes. She's in the gym A LOT.

The giant fake boobs also make her waist look smaller. It's a visual illusion.

Plus, I'm certain the tabloids photoshop her pics.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I bet their sex is HAWT, like off the charts.

I bet it isn't.

Didnt bezos send her pictures of his long dong? Apparently he's well endowed and so is she from the boobage front.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jesus Mary Joseph, what the fresh hell is this (on the left; the right is fine):

I had a good laugh at this amazing get-up.

Did Bezos lose his mind? His kids must be mortified.

The trash has him under a spell. She’s a seasoned pro. He’s a lifelong dork. So it goes.

Lmao

Believe me, my pasty white ex would get me, hot curvy latina, along with other skinny thick women very easily. Women like smart/cute/rich

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jesus Mary Joseph, what the fresh hell is this (on the left; the right is fine):

She is who she is, more power to her but who knew Bezos has such poor taste?