Lauren Sanchez

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Anonymous wrote:https://people.com/lauren-sanchez-wears-sheer-dress-as-fiance-jeff-bezos-turns-60-8426057

Oof.

How is 5 months not enough time to plan a wedding, or at least set a date? Is this code for "still arguing over the prenup"?

With the kind of money Bezos has he could plan the type of wedding an A lister would dream of in a month. Almost certainly some other reason. I can’t see him risking losing the mind of money McKenzie got again nor ending up in a situation where his life don’t get the bulk of his estate. I think he loves her but she doesn’t have a ton of leverage in the relationship since presumably he loved his first wife at some point.

His first wife helped him build Amazon which is why she walked out with such a hefty settlement.

[Anonymous]

The only positive thing I can say is that she is age appropriate.

That lacy looking see through dress is trashy at any age.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:https://people.com/lauren-sanchez-wears-sheer-dress-as-fiance-jeff-bezos-turns-60-8426057

Oof.

How is 5 months not enough time to plan a wedding, or at least set a date? Is this code for "still arguing over the prenup"?

With the kind of money Bezos has he could plan the type of wedding an A lister would dream of in a month. Almost certainly some other reason. I can’t see him risking losing the mind of money McKenzie got again nor ending up in a situation where his life don’t get the bulk of his estate. I think he loves her but she doesn’t have a ton of leverage in the relationship since presumably he loved his first wife at some point.

His first wife helped him build Amazon which is why she walked out with such a hefty settlement.

Anybody who is married to him is entitled to 1/2 of the income he gets during the marriage. Which for most of us isn't an incredibly huge sum, but in Bezos' case....

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Anonymous wrote:It’s just weird that with all her resources she looks like a cheap escort.

She knows her customer and gives him what he wants

Does she buy her clothes from Amazon?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:https://people.com/lauren-sanchez-wears-sheer-dress-as-fiance-jeff-bezos-turns-60-8426057

Oof.

How is 5 months not enough time to plan a wedding, or at least set a date? Is this code for "still arguing over the prenup"?

Meh, I'm not a fan of her procedures or clothes, but five months isn't unusual. Sure he can just right hundreds of checks, but what would those checks be for? There are hundreds of decisions to be made, especially you're planning a huge event.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jesus Mary Joseph, what the fresh hell is this (on the left; the right is fine):

I had a good laugh at this amazing get-up.

Did Bezos lose his mind? His kids must be mortified.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jesus Mary Joseph, what the fresh hell is this (on the left; the right is fine):

None of her outfits or balloon fake boobs are appropriate. She’s old enough to be a grandma. She’s unwell.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Jesus Mary Joseph, what the fresh hell is this (on the left; the right is fine):

I had a good laugh at this amazing get-up.

Did Bezos lose his mind? His kids must be mortified.

The trash has him under a spell. She’s a seasoned pro. He’s a lifelong dork. So it goes.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Jesus Mary Joseph, what the fresh hell is this (on the left; the right is fine):

I had a good laugh at this amazing get-up.

Did Bezos lose his mind? His kids must be mortified.

And her kids too.

[Anonymous]

She is an aviator.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Jesus Mary Joseph, what the fresh hell is this (on the left; the right is fine):

I had a good laugh at this amazing get-up.

Did Bezos lose his mind? His kids must be mortified.

And her kids too.

She has kids younger than his kids. And they were all in LA, so it's odd to me that she moved to Miami all of a sudden.

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Anonymous wrote:She looks like she’s going to topple over with those boobs. That dress is cheesy. She is not a classy woman like Mackenzie.

+1 Her appeal is obvious, hope he's not dumb enough to marry her.

I thought he’d put a ring on her finger by now—wonder if the pre-nup is getting in the way?

I thought she was spotted with a giant rock last year.

What looked like a big rock was actually Jeff Bezos.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:She always shows small portions of her two front teeth when posing in this way. Can she not close her lips?

She likely thinks she’s subconsciously signaling vagina and sex drive to men. Mouth lips look like vagina lips, see also lipstick and the motive behind making them red and glossy. She’s a gross and delusional old hag.

If you were right about the bolded item, wouldn’t she grow a mustache?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Jesus Mary Joseph, what the fresh hell is this (on the left; the right is fine):

I had a good laugh at this amazing get-up.

Did Bezos lose his mind? His kids must be mortified.

Bezos reminds me of Kanye dressing his girlfriend in a clear plastic sheet.

[Anonymous]

I am a huge Bezos fan because Amazon is essential to me, but he and his fiancee look like some sort of supervillains out of a movie, so beefy and shiny.