Most irritating gift for two-year old?

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Anonymous wrote:A bag of glitter/sparkles.

hah! +1000

[Anonymous]

It sounds so simple, but a harmonica (like other PP's suggested). There's nothing worse than a kid playing a harmonica. THEY WON'T STOP!

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Anonymous wrote:Easily done at target, grab the drum music kit, a fire truck with sirens & a police car that does the same. Put the 3 items in the back of one of those large yellow metal tonka dump trucks, tie a glitter bow around it then attach a musical card that is also coated in glitter. My boys have been gifted many emergency vehicles that don't shut off, the tonka truck tore up our hallway & the harmonica in the drum music kit is horrible.

This. Or if you really want to break the bank: an indoor inflatable ball pit. The kids live it but it means you have the huge thing blown up somewhere in your house, there's 100's of balls all over and you can't really leave them unattended while they play in the pit. And it goes on for years and years.

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Kids *love it.

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Hell is wrong with you, OP?

[Anonymous]

Drum set

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I found this rubber chicken in a market. When squeezed it shrieks loudly...

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This thread has my vote for funniest thread of the week. Thanks for the laughs. You have no idea how much I needed it.

[Anonymous]

Nanny again, thought of a few more...

-Light up squeak shoes
-Sing along radio/music player
-Speaking of microphones, the v-tech sing & learn mic
-Alphabet caterpillar
-Talking books
-Elmo guitar
-Barney DVDs
-Talking baby, peeing baby, crying baby etc
-Baby golf set
-Musical barnyard
-Wooden tool set with hammer, block, pegs
-SIDEWALK CHALK
-Cash register
-Plastic trumpet, guitar etc
-Bop It

[Anonymous]

Nanny again... Last post!!

Please keep this one in mind for when the kid gets a little older: http://www.amazon.com/Multi-Voice-Changer-Toysmith-different/dp/B000FK3WDC

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Anonymous wrote:Nanny again... Last post!!

Please keep this one in mind for when the kid gets a little older: http://www.amazon.com/Multi-Voice-Changer-Toysmith-different/dp/B000FK3WDC

This one takes the cake!

[Anonymous]

I love this thread! Definitely check out the moon sand. It sucks. And there may be an accessory type that plays music.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, pay for some therapy of yourself instead. You sound like a miserable person. You'll never be SIL. LET IT GO.

I disagree I still remember exactly who gave us the annoying loud toys for our kids. Totally normal.

What makes you think they are giving you such gifts with bad intentions?

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Anonymous wrote:The worst toy we ever got was this:

http://www.target.com/p/b-meowsic-keyboard/-/A-12026417#prodSlot=medium_1_5&term=keyboard%20toy

My mom got it online so she did not get to listen to it and it is horrible. I love the loud, light up stuff and I always give them as gifts and everyone said they'd get me back and no one has.

The best one I gave was a blue plastic rocking horse that made all kinds of sounds I gave years ago for $20. It too a lot to take it apart to get rid of the sound. I can't find it for you.

we have this too. the songs! the humanity!

[Anonymous]

This has to be the worst gift we ever got -- totally loud and irritating. The light only works when you squeeze the handle, and it always triggers the bark at the same time -- you can't light it up without the thing barking. Loud and obnoxious. It's marked for 5 and up, though, so maybe for a future year. (It was giving to my 4 year old who loved it! Too bad it disappeared....)

http://www.amazon.com/POOF-Slinky-2258-Barking-Flashlight-Slinky/dp/B003ATHXR6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1354462034&sr=8-1&keywords=barking+dog+flashlight