Most irritating gift for two-year old?

Anonymous
A whistle. But hide one in the kids room too bc the first one will be taken for sure. Or that cat keyboard. It's terribly loud.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:This thing is heinous:

http://m.toysrus.com/skava/static/product.html?type=TRU_product_us&url=%2Fproduct%2Findex.jsp%3FproductId%3D2265219&domain=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.toysrus.com


+1

We put it in the closet so we didn't have to look at it, but then when trying to get to other things we'd accidentally touch this monstrosity and it would start talking. And once it goes off, it will keep talking to try to lure the kid back and annoy the parent. We turned off the master switch in the back but DD found it and turned it back on. It finally "disappeared" one day. 2 might be a little old for this though.
Anonymous
This is all making me giggle.

Those puzzles that make noises when you put the pieces over them annoy the crap out of me. It's a light sensor that triggers the sound so if any of the pieces are out in the basement when we flip off the light switch--vroom vroom goes the motorcycle. Though if they have an immaculate house they may not have puzzles lying around like we do..
Anonymous
MOONSAND. (probably not 2 year old appropriate, although my 2 year old played with it fine, but he wasn't an everything in the mouth sort of kid) Seriously, most annoying product EVER.
Anonymous
This thread is genius. Though I don't know which would irritate my sister more a loud toy or a barbie.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:MOONSAND. (probably not 2 year old appropriate, although my 2 year old played with it fine, but he wasn't an everything in the mouth sort of kid) Seriously, most annoying product EVER.


Yes! Horrible. It breaks up and gets in your floor. I found this crap weeks after she played with it. Hate. Hate. Hate.
Anonymous
Melissa and Doug Fireman Costume... it comes with a really loud battery operated siren.
Anonymous
Nanny here-

Musical instruments. Think cymbals, drums, toy piano. Definitely a harmonica.

PLAYDOH and all the playdoh accessories that they will have to clean. My boss leaves PLAYDOH crsp all over the house for me to clean on Monday's.

Science experiment lava kits (this is for when the kid gets older of course)

Safety First makes the most obnoxious loud play telephone I've ever heard. I 'accidebally' left it at the park one day... Oopsie.
Anonymous
Nanny again- Sorry I meant a fisher price toy talking phone!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This thing is heinous:

http://m.toysrus.com/skava/static/product.html?type=TRU_product_us&url=%2Fproduct%2Findex.jsp%3FproductId%3D2265219&domain=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.toysrus.com


+1

We put it in the closet so we didn't have to look at it, but then when trying to get to other things we'd accidentally touch this monstrosity and it would start talking. And once it goes off, it will keep talking to try to lure the kid back and annoy the parent. We turned off the master switch in the back but DD found it and turned it back on. It finally "disappeared" one day. 2 might be a little old for this though.


This thing became my arch nemesis. Inlaws gave it to us and we finally brought it back to their house because DD loved it so much and their house needed more toys there to make it feel now like home to her when she is over there. Think they fell for it?
Anonymous
This is cracking me up. Love it!
Anonymous
A harmonica is a MUST.
Anonymous
Easily done at target, grab the drum music kit, a fire truck with sirens & a police car that does the same. Put the 3 items in the back of one of those large yellow metal tonka dump trucks, tie a glitter bow around it then attach a musical card that is also coated in glitter. My boys have been gifted many emergency vehicles that don't shut off, the tonka truck tore up our hallway & the harmonica in the drum music kit is horrible.
Anonymous
A child's electronic keyboard or drum set which they'll play over and over and over.... Or a bag of 100 plastic balls which we recieved once and went everywhere. 3years later we are still finding them!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This thing is heinous:

http://m.toysrus.com/skava/static/product.html?type=TRU_product_us&url=%2Fproduct%2Findex.jsp%3FproductId%3D2265219&domain=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.toysrus.com


+1

We put it in the closet so we didn't have to look at it, but then when trying to get to other things we'd accidentally touch this monstrosity and it would start talking. And once it goes off, it will keep talking to try to lure the kid back and annoy the parent. We turned off the master switch in the back but DD found it and turned it back on. It finally "disappeared" one day. 2 might be a little old for this though.


This thing became my arch nemesis. Inlaws gave it to us and we finally brought it back to their house because DD loved it so much and their house needed more toys there to make it feel now like home to her when she is over there. Think they fell for it?


Friends gave us this because their daughter has one and she and they LOVE it. Fortunately they gave it to us when DS was born so he never saw it. It was in the basement until the neighbors DD had her first birthday and we re-gifted it to them. We are horrible people...but apparently they like it too.
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