Most irritating gift for two-year old?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:http://www.target.com/p/radio-flyer-soft-rock-bounce-pony-w-sound/-/A-11262269#prodSlot=medium_1_55&term=%20sound%20toys

How about this or you want cheaper?

Money is no object if it makes their lives hell. Will this do the trick?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A bag of glitter/sparkles.

Yes ... Get something that has glitter ... you can get something glittery so that the glitter will shed and it won't seem as intentional.

Not for a two year old. Little one could be everything in the mouth stage and that is a safety issue (it would be for us).

[Anonymous]

OP, pay for some therapy of yourself instead. You sound like a miserable person. You'll never be SIL. LET IT GO.

[Anonymous]

http://www.bloggerdad.com/review-noisy-toys-to-buy-for-people-you-dont-like-this-holiday-season/

http://thestir.cafemom.com/toddler/4952/most_annoying_toys_ever

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=632986

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, pay for some therapy of yourself instead. You sound like a miserable person. You'll never be SIL. LET IT GO.

I disagree I still remember exactly who gave us the annoying loud toys for our kids. Totally normal.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is more subtle. It seems like it would be a good toy - made in the USA, no batteries, no lights, made of wood. How bad could that be? A SET OF SOLID WOODEN BALLS AND A HAMMER made by Melissa and Doug.

First you bang on the ball with the hammer and then when the ball pops out of the bottom you throw it across the room. Then you are left with a two year old with a wooden hammer. And you know what happens when you have a hammer? Everything looks like a nail.

http://www.amazon.com/Melissa-Doug-Deluxe-Pound-Tower/dp/B000VO3GME

Some one got us this. It is the most obnoxious gift ever. What the heck purpose other than to drive adults crazy?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:http://www.target.com/p/radio-flyer-soft-rock-bounce-pony-w-sound/-/A-11262269#prodSlot=medium_1_55&term=%20sound%20toys

How about this or you want cheaper?

Money is no object if it makes their lives hell. Will this do the trick?

It depends on the family. I would love it but I send two different families a rocker with sound one year and it did the trick. I absolutely was going for the obnoxious factor.

It looks like it has all kinds of motion activated sounds so it looks better than what I got. Make sure to send some batteries with it.

Its loud and big. Some people hate big. My kid would have a blast on the thing.

That keyboard is really obnoxious. That is the only toy I have somewhere but made disappear. I have a very high tolerance level but that did it for me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A bag of glitter/sparkles.

Yes ... Get something that has glitter ... you can get something glittery so that the glitter will shed and it won't seem as intentional.

I like this. Any suggestions?

I guess the perfect gift would be addictive for the kid, shed glitter relentlessly, make very loud intermittent noises, and involve some kind of hammer thing that she could smash up their Italian furniture with... is there such a thing?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, pay for some therapy of yourself instead. You sound like a miserable person. You'll never be SIL. LET IT GO.

Lighten up and have some fun.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A bag of glitter/sparkles.

Yes ... Get something that has glitter ... you can get something glittery so that the glitter will shed and it won't seem as intentional.

I like this. Any suggestions?

I guess the perfect gift would be addictive for the kid, shed glitter relentlessly, make very loud intermittent noises, and involve some kind of hammer thing that she could smash up their Italian furniture with... is there such a thing?

Whoever thinks of this "perfect" gift is going to be a zillionaire.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, pay for some therapy of yourself instead. You sound like a miserable person. You'll never be SIL. LET IT GO.

You are so right. I don't know what I was thinking. I apologize. Christmas should be a wonderful, magical time of love and peace on earth and sharing the gift of love with our families. And this December 25 I will turn over a new leaf and see the good in everyone.

But in the meantime, perhaps you could please get the fuck off this thread? My question is for like-minded people who know my pain, not for you, Dame Judgey McFuckwitch.

[Anonymous]

This thing is heinous:

http://m.toysrus.com/skava/static/product.html?type=TRU_product_us&url=%2Fproduct%2Findex.jsp%3FproductId%3D2265219&domain=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.toysrus.com

[Anonymous]

A harmonica. Add a drum set and maybe a tambourine filled with glitter!

Bought a harmonica for my nephew...it didn't go over well!

[Anonymous]

The worst thing we ever received was a Wiggles guitar. We lived. If you are in the mood to strike back at someone and don't want to be obvious, I highly recommend buying a kit of instruments. Or just buy a vuvezela and put it in the kid's stocking. They won't know what hit them.

[Anonymous]

A raffi CD