Majoring in Job burnout-Special Education endorsement
Minoring in childhood mood swings |
Majoring in my 3 year old is driving me crazy and convincing my husband to move somewhere different. Minoring in what the hell to do with my disabled mom who willingly lives in a house with a million stairs. Sigh. |
I'm majoring in Managing Your Life with a Suddenly Chronically Ill Spouse. Special topics include What Happens When the Money Runs Out, and Trying to Keep Your Elementary School Children's Lives as Normal as Possible. Minoring in I Have Health Issues Too. |
ROFL i needed this today OP.
I am a circus major. Courses include -Juggling everyone’s $hit but My Own -Whack a Mole 102 (whacking my own moles as well as my bosses’) -Animals Be Crazy (and sometimes require Prozac) -Remedial Troop Psychology -Plate Spinning 201 (the audience gets to add plates that you are not expecting) I am getting A’s so far which is why my advisor is pushing for me to add a Community Involvement certificate. But the prerequisite for that is the Not Sleeping webinar, which i took a couple times before and I’m not interested in repeating. |
I'm 53. My courses:
DIY Landscaping, Weeding and Clearing 2 Acres Of Land Without Killing Yourself in the Process How Not to Completely Suck at Decorating 101 College Tours and Debates Losing the Same 40 pounds. Again. |
My current courses consist of the following:
Single Mom 101 Helping Elderly Parent Move Out Of Their Home-For-The-Last-50-Years (this class has a lab of Parent Who Disagrees With Every Logical Decision Until The Concept Is Explained For Hours) Fighting With Family Who Is Stealing From Grandmothers Estate (this includes a lab with Expensive Lawyers) Home Maintenance and Repair |
Forced into Perimenopause or just fat? Double Majoring in parental losses with infertility and only child syndrome. No time for electives but wishing I could find my cheese. |
My major is killing me, so I signed up for 2 electives to help me cope: Advanced Magical Thinking and
Denial and Avoidance Through Hiding Out Watching MASH Reruns |
Makes me realize how much easier the course load is these days, but still:
Major: Need to keep this job 5 more years (I'm 65) but not sure how long this school will maintain accreditation Minor: the house still needs work to be reasonably marketable when I need to downsize but have to be careful about spending and discovered that DIY no longer interests me in the slightest Audit seminar: niece with epilepsy, brother with TBI, losses--both the unsurprising and the absolutely blind-siding--of old friends (family passings peaked for a stretch but in a trough right now) Perpetual incomplete: tax prep for my self-employed DS (he pays me for this) to pass on to the tax lady who is always overextended and always doing extensions/amendments but has done all our family's taxes forever and inertia is always my first choice. I keep getting the deadline extended. |
My major is teen mental illness. Classes take place in hospitals, psychiatrists’ office, pharmacies and residential treatment programs.
Coursework includes: - the many levels of care - robbing Peter to pay Paul - how to make excuses for being absent - guilt management - the many ways to avoid explaining your missing (hospitalized) child - overcompensating with your other kids - appealing insurance denials - what to do when the mental health system fails you I just added a new major which I start next week: tax preparation Sorry for everyone else who is going through a tough time. |
Graduated HS completing AP 1 eldercare and AP 2 eldercare with 5's on AP exams. Counselor screwed up and in order to graduate with honors, I needed to fulfill one last PE requirement, Live in Nurse 201: 3rd quarter DH stent scare / 4th quarter Personal trainer DH 25 lb weight loss
Taking a gap year to put house on the market so DS can attend college in 2021. Deferred until fall 2019 - 18 credits core requirements including: SAT/ACT Prep 101 college visits 112, college applications 101, college accepts/declines 666, college decisions 101 Take special care of yourselves DCUM! |
Majoring in overcoming being overwhelmed
Current courses include: Supporting the severely anxious teen while not letting her fail How to keep a struggling marriage from imploding Helping aging parents from afar How to be in three places at one time Taxes for unique situations in adulthood and teens Minoring in how to sleep four hours a day and still smile Special electives include: Keeping your work clothes hair free while living with a golden retriever How often do you really need to clean the house Living with less than perfect landscaping |
OMG I think I know you from class! Majoring in Nutritional Strategies for Slowing down ALS. Minoring in Keeping My Job. |
Majoring in "Crashing hard into glass ceiling while male colleagues throw rocks at you" and minoring in "Toddler Health Issues, pre- and post-op preparation".
For reasons I can no longer remember, I also decided on a couple of certificate programs: - "Spouse with medical issues who also works and travels too much" - "Perpetual mom-guilt" Thinking of switching majors, but right now I only have the pre-reqs for "Resentful career drop-out" |
Majoring in Divorce with a concentration in soon to be XH has stage IIIB cancer.
Minoring in job searching, with advanced work in passing a drug test after medicinal marijuana use. Should’ve chose the family tradition of functional alcoholism instead! Looks like I’ll be going for a graduate degree in Sandwich generation, with side work in blended families! Luckily I really love my advisor though the shedding is terrible... he’s (a) German (Shepherd). |