What's your major? I'm majoring in Sandwich Generation with a minor in Allergies

[Anonymous]

OMG so many of us are in the same class. We need a secret sign during lectures.

I'm majoring in Sandwich generation 101 too! Some of my least favorite courses are:

Elderly mom scapegoats me 202
My elderly mom may have mental illness124
Elderly mom Has rage issues 304
Siblings Don't GAF 101
Alzheimers 101
Tween issues 101
Stressed Husband 101
Nonstop Home Reapais issues 101

[Anonymous]

DEFINITELY need to get a board for classroom bingo going.

I'm majoring in late-in-life surprise means parenting a toddler at age 50, in addition to two tweens, with a concentration of have to move to the burbs for more room and better schools but don't have the time or money to do this.

I'm supposed to be doing a seminar in dad with dementia keeps declining while mom who has serious health issues refuses to move into a care facility. But I've skipped almost all of those classes--and keep dreaming about the dreaded final exam at night....

I say we head out for a late-night snack break, expanding mid-life waistlines be damned!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DEFINITELY need to get a board for classroom bingo going.

I'm majoring in late-in-life surprise means parenting a toddler at age 50, in addition to two tweens, with a concentration of have to move to the burbs for more room and better schools but don't have the time or money to do this.

I'm supposed to be doing a seminar in dad with dementia keeps declining while mom who has serious health issues refuses to move into a care facility. But I've skipped almost all of those classes--and keep dreaming about the dreaded final exam at night....

I say we head out for a late-night snack break, expanding mid-life waistlines be damned!

I'm game. I think a lot of us would be "winning" sandwich bingo. Sadly the prize can be aggravation. Think I'd rather lose this bingo game!Late night snacks and maybe some wine and cheese in there would be nice.

[Anonymous]

This is the best post.

Some courses I'm currently taking-
Supporting Your Underemployed and Recent College Grad
Tween Issues Refresher
Wedding Planning for the Elderly (special sessions: Love, the Widower, & TMI; Marriage plans for the Infirm; Coping with Losing Your Inheritance)
How to Deal with Cranky Old Men

[Anonymous]

I love you all! Thank you for the laugh and perspective.

Majoring in "Tween mood swings, and am I a bad parent if I tune it out?"

Minor in "How to tell DH he needs to lose 30 pounds without making him feel bad?"

There is the never ending degree program in "Will I ever be able to retire, eight ball says 'unlikely.'"

[Anonymous]

I'm currently starting a doctoral program of I'm horny as hell and my hot DH is on an international business trip.

I recently finished my exams for my master's work in dealing with onset of puberty in my HFA DD - fun times! I had to repeat a higher-level course, with some extra TA work in surviving my DS's ADHD and the fallout from taking away fortnite.

[Anonymous]

I’ve switched majors to spring allergies (considering a dual major in why are you such a jerk to your sister), minoring in what animals keep making those noises at 2 am, and are they dying? My neighbor wants to advise me in why I should never turn on my porch light. Hoping a better advisor with a fully stocked bar and functioning window treatments takes her place soon.

[Anonymous]

This is great.
My classes this semester were
Ailing Parents: Hospice 101
Ailing Parents: Death and Multi-state funerals 102
Teen Anxiety and Depression, with a focus on Suicidal Ideation.

Electives:
New Puppy 101
Your changing body: Perimenopause and Carbs - 400 level.

[Anonymous]

Classes for me also include Teen Anxiety and Depression, but because I like it SOOO much, I am taking two sections at once. One of those sections has a special session entitled Oppositional Defiant Disorder.

Last year I took Mental Illness with Geriatrics, but that ended when the main subject passed away.

And for shits and giggles, my own personal favorite, peri-menopause with borderline depression.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’ve switched majors to spring allergies (considering a dual major in why are you such a jerk to your sister), minoring in what animals keep making those noises at 2 am, and are they dying? My neighbor wants to advise me in why I should never turn on my porch light. Hoping a better advisor with a fully stocked bar and functioning window treatments takes her place soon.

I have some lecture notes for you from class...the animal making those awful noises is like a horny vixon fox or it's a racoon. I get woken up all the time by those a-holes.

[Anonymous]

I am now majoring in “how to handle senioritis’ with a double minor in ‘juggling all the other family’s’ needs’ and ‘surviving stubborn elderly parents 400 level’

[Anonymous]

I’m double-majoring in What to Do Next With My Life and Why Am I Fat. I am pursuing minors in Fight With Spouse About DCs Education and also 21st C. Struggles With Clutter.

[Anonymous]

Majoring in how to stay married to a vet with PTSD and chronic pain.
Minoring in boomeranging: 3 adult kids home this summer. Special seminar in how to tell your editor you are going to miss your deadline.

[Anonymous]

Having gotten my bachelors in single parenting with a parent in hospice, I've decided to pursue a masters in other parent now needs attention and my kid is about to launch for college.

[Anonymous]

My major is Polypharmacy, Endless Therapies, and Voicemails from School for Tween with SN along with Younger DC who Probably has SN and is Definitely 8 going on 16.

I have a minor in Barely Functioning Due to Allergies with electives in 30lb Weight Gain from Medication and Duty Sex.

I've been putting off taking Dutiful Daughter who Regularly Calls Parents due to having such a full load.

At least we finished paying tuition for dyslexia tutoring. How literal .. lol