"I love mustaches" tee shirt - does this suggest oral sex or am I being paranoid?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No one under 35 has ever gotten oral sex from anybody with a moustache. It's a t shirt about hipsters. Moustaches are very hipster these days.

PP is right. I have a lot of hipster friends. Moustaches are the thing right now. The shirt isn't a big deal. I'd never think of any connection to oral sex if I saw it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No one under 35 has ever gotten oral sex from anybody with a moustache. It's a t shirt about hipsters. Moustaches are very hipster these days.

PP is right. I have a lot of hipster friends. Moustaches are the thing right now. The shirt isn't a big deal. I'd never think of any connection to oral sex if I saw it.

The mustache that is being referred to is not the mustache on the face. Mustache and 'stache are also used as slang for pubic hair. Hence the connection to oral sex.

[Anonymous]

Your comments remind me of my mom telling me only druggies listened to Led Zeppelin and satanic worshippers listened to STYX.

I mustache you a question? What say you about unicorns?

[Anonymous]

I'm the OP. It seems like there is still a lot of confusion surrounding the mustache. I'm very glad that the shirt magically disappeared from our house.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Looks like the Natty Boh stache!

OP, it's cute BUT probably going to get the boys to heckle your daughter due to the well known innuendo.

I'd say no to the shirt.

Haha well known innuendo? I am 26 and never called that a mustache ride because kids don't have mustaches these days! The Tweens and teens I work with have learned things like "the square root of 69 is ate something" thanks to Rihanna. They don't know what "eating carpet" or "carpet munching" is either.

Dear 26 year old,

Are you familiar with the word euphemism? I'm afraid to tell you that a mustache isn't "literally" needed to use this phrase in a sexual way.

Also, this mustache stuff originated with No Shave November two years ago.

[Anonymous]

Now that the mustache has made its way to a birthday party theme, I think it's very mainstream and not at all menacing: http://www.birthdayexpress.com/Little-Man-Mustache-1st-Party-Supplies/84348/PartyKitDetail.aspx

[Anonymous]

If you can mysteriously disappear stuff, I'll bet your kid can find ways to sneak it to school. Honesty works better.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No one under 35 has ever gotten oral sex from anybody with a moustache. It's a t shirt about hipsters. Moustaches are very hipster these days.

PP is right. I have a lot of hipster friends. Moustaches are the thing right now. The shirt isn't a big deal. I'd never think of any connection to oral sex if I saw it.

The mustache that is being referred to is not the mustache on the face. Mustache and 'stache are also used as slang for pubic hair. Hence the connection to oral sex.

When has 'mustache' ever been slang for pubes? A mustache ride is about the hair on a man's face. I just watched The Forsyte Saga and the woman talks about mustaches tickling "not where you think".... That is the connection to oral sex.


The hipster mustache trend is about being as ugly/weird as possible and still "cool," it fits right in with photo booths and Instagram filters. The retro-Tom Selleck vibe is alive and well among some of the <30 crowd. That said, OP, if you see the shirt and think of oral sex, it should be returned for your sake.

[Anonymous]

http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=mustache

[Anonymous]

Yes, you are being paranoid. It's a silly hipster trend, nothing more.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Your comments remind me of my mom telling me only druggies listened to Led Zeppelin and satanic worshippers listened to STYX.

I mustache you a question? What say you about unicorns?

Best answer yet!

The confusion stems from all the old, unhip mama's responding to your question!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Your comments remind me of my mom telling me only druggies listened to Led Zeppelin and satanic worshippers listened to STYX.

I mustache you a question? What say you about unicorns?

Best answer yet!

The confusion stems from all the old, unhip mamas responding to your question!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If you can mysteriously disappear stuff, I'll bet your kid can find ways to sneak it to school. Honesty works better.

+1.

Also, you're being paranoid. It's a reference to hipsters, not oral sex.

[Anonymous]

Um, yeah, so the shirt I just saw in the window at Spencers that said "Will <'stache pic> for BEER" was just about facial hair. The whole point is that the guy doesn't have a mustache until Miss Cowgirl goes for her ride.

[Anonymous]

I thought of this thread because I just saw a moustache tee in Children's Place for toddler boys!