"I love mustaches" tee shirt - does this suggest oral sex or am I being paranoid?
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Anonymous
| My DD and I bought this t-shirt, it was cute, had a little heart and mustache. her dad has a mustache and beard. I looked online and yikes, I didn't like what I saw. Now I'm having a niggling feeling that this is not an appropriate shirt for tween. She wants to wear it today and now I'm getting real uncomfortable. Does this phrase always refer to oral sex or am I being paranoid? If I'm not being paranoid then how could I have been soooo stupid? |
Anonymous
| It's 10:36 a.m. Your tween isn't in school or dressed yet? |
Anonymous
| Spring Break |
Anonymous
| I'd get rid of the shirt |
Anonymous
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I'd be concerned if it said *I <3 Moustache Rides*. There's nothing wrong with that shirt, or at least not the one 11.05 posted.
In fact I'm totally ordering one right now. |
Anonymous
Or here, to illustrate:
THAT is a bad shirt. 
THAT is an awesome shirt. |
Anonymous
OP here - We bought the second one. I'm feeling better about it now. Thanks so much! |
Anonymous
| I love the illustration. OP, I think you bought an adorable shirt. |
Anonymous
| There was a mustache comment that went over my head on modern family last night, thanks for helping me keep up. |
Anonymous
| It's fine. I have no idea why, but the whole mustache thing is trendy right now. Older kids are getting mustache tattoos on their fingers. The t-shirts are everywhere. *sigh. This too shall pass. |
Anonymous
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I think the shirt is silly and most clearly refers to something that isn't an ordinary mustache - not that I knew it was oral sex.
If you are thinking the words "my daughter's clothes" and "oral sex" within the same one minute of thinking.... then there's no such things as too paranoid. |
Anonymous
| OK, a totally clueless person here. Can someone explain how T-shirt 1 (with the woman on it) is better than t-shirt 2 (with the red heart and black moustache)? |
Anonymous
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np here. I think they're both a no-no, for the reasons cited 14:12.
The reason the 1st shirt is worse is because it's more overt. Look at the cowgirl (the name of a sex position, look it up) straddling the .... mustache. |
Anonymous
14:40 here. Thanks PP, woooow. Glad that I read DCUM  taking note for the future when shopping with DD.
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