How can I gain 4 lbs quickly?

Anonymous
within the next 2 weeks?
Anonymous
do you have google?
Anonymous
burgers and beer

beer and burgers

m&ms in between

that's all it would take for me!
Anonymous
^^^ I just gained 4 lbs just reading 15:56's post.
Anonymous
If it's because you MUST weigh a certain amount to qualify for something, you should plan on drinking your fill of water right before getting weighed. Not sure you can drink 4 lbs worth, but eat fattening food for this week and then drinking water right before getting weighed should do it. And I know this is gross, but try not to poop before getting weighed.
Anonymous
S/O How can I lose a bunch of money in Vegas?
Anonymous
Nothing. If you have to ask this question, you have the metabolism of a jet engine, and there is nothing in the world you can do to make yourself gain weight. Ever.

And we hate you.
Anonymous
Quit your $400K/year job and lay in bed eating Cadbury cream eggs for the next week.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:do you have google?


No. What's that?
Anonymous
French fries. Lots of peanut butter.
Anonymous
I remember an interview with Renee Zellweger about how she put on weight to play Bridget Jones - she had a milkshake with every meal, IIRC.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:within the next 2 weeks?


Meet me and I'll give you the four and throw in am extra six so you don't run out.
Anonymous
Do whatever I did during spring break.
Anonymous
Beer put the weight on me in college in the 1980's.

Really, I'd try to drink your calories; whole milk, full fat vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup and what the heck, full-fat yogurt and sprinkle some protein powder in there, too.

If you can stomach this, try drinking meal replacement drinks like Ensure WITH a full meal.

Have heavy bed-time snacks like croissants, donuts, cookies and of course, wash it all down with chocolate milk.

This is fun!

Anonymous
Milkshakes
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