within the next 2 weeks? |
do you have google? |
burgers and beer
beer and burgers m&ms in between that's all it would take for me! |
^^^ I just gained 4 lbs just reading 15:56's post. |
If it's because you MUST weigh a certain amount to qualify for something, you should plan on drinking your fill of water right before getting weighed. Not sure you can drink 4 lbs worth, but eat fattening food for this week and then drinking water right before getting weighed should do it. And I know this is gross, but try not to poop before getting weighed. |
S/O How can I lose a bunch of money in Vegas? |
Nothing. If you have to ask this question, you have the metabolism of a jet engine, and there is nothing in the world you can do to make yourself gain weight. Ever.
And we hate you. |
Quit your $400K/year job and lay in bed eating Cadbury cream eggs for the next week. |
No. What's that? |
French fries. Lots of peanut butter. |
I remember an interview with Renee Zellweger about how she put on weight to play Bridget Jones - she had a milkshake with every meal, IIRC. |
Meet me and I'll give you the four and throw in am extra six so you don't run out. |
Do whatever I did during spring break. |
Beer put the weight on me in college in the 1980's.
Really, I'd try to drink your calories; whole milk, full fat vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup and what the heck, full-fat yogurt and sprinkle some protein powder in there, too. If you can stomach this, try drinking meal replacement drinks like Ensure WITH a full meal. Have heavy bed-time snacks like croissants, donuts, cookies and of course, wash it all down with chocolate milk. This is fun! |
Milkshakes |