Silly things your child has said.

[Anonymous]

I have four tattoos, one being a cats face on my upper. My 3yo always likes to look at it and say meow mommy meow The other one is 2 cherries on my buttocks and he saw it one day when I was getting out of the tub. He got so excited and said strawberries mommy, ran and told dad mommy has strawberries.

Once at applebees, I took my older sons who were 3 and 5 at the time to the restroom. I went to the restroom and they were shocked. When we returned to the table, they told dad very loudly where the surrounding tables could hear as well that mommy pees out of her booty lol

[zumbamama]

DS is a StarWars fanatic. DH and I were watching Indiana Jones last week and DS said to me, "Mom, Did you know that when Hans Solo comes back to earth from outerspace, he becomes Indiana Jones! He saves the people AND the aliens!"

[Anonymous]

Me: M is going to have a baby so Louis (M's dog) is going to have a brother or sister.
DS: M is having a puppy?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I should definitely start keeping a list as I think I will never forget these gems, but I do...here are the few that I remember:

1. My 3.5yo daughter announced that she and Mommy do not have a "tail" like Daddy. I know that we should start telling her the proper terminology but we are living overseas in a more conservative country and I would like to avoid the "horror" of others hearing her use the right words at such a young age. She sees there is a difference and can learn the real words a bit later I suppose...

2. We were visitng my in-laws and my SIL apparently heard her say a bad word. She asked my daughter what she said, and my daughter whispered to her, "it's a bad word in Egypt" (we were in Egypt for a couple of months earlier in the year)

3. Related to above, she knows that she is not supposed to say bad words, so she sometimes actually says the words "bad word" as a substitute ("mommy, you're a bad word") - we are working on making her understand that is not nice either...

I am sure I will think of others - thanks to the OP and PPs for a good laugh!

To the immediate PP, my daughter hates for me to clean her ears, so in order to get her to "ease up", I told her she had "elephant poop" in her ear, so now when I want to check, she tells me "no elephant poop, mom!"

your daughter is hilarious. I bet you never have a dull moment with her!

[Anonymous]

Tonight, my 3.5 year old said:

"Shh...mommy, don't talk. My feet are asleep."

[Anonymous]

When my daughter was 2 we had a big, inflatable blow up bozo clown that you could hit and it would spring back up. Bozo sprang a leak and so slowly deflated repeatedly. DD repeatedly implored me to "mommy blow Bozo"

[Anonymous]

Whenever I tell my three year old to stop yelling, he tells me it wasn't him, it was his imaginary friend.

[Anonymous]

during communion, when the priest said "this is the blood of christ, shed for you" and lifted up his cup and took a sip, my 4yo girl turned to dh and whispered "EW, he's drinking BLOOD!"

[Anonymous]

aw man, that Jesus Cheese post is killing me! hahahahaha!

[Anonymous]

My four year old loves to build with his father. He loves to look at the directions - but he call them "constructions".

[Anonymous]

My husband farted, rather loudly (i know, rude) and my 3 YO said, 'Daddy, i hope you had a pull-up' 'do i need to change you?'

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My husband farted, rather loudly (i know, rude) and my 3 YO said, 'Daddy, i hope you had a pull-up' 'do i need to change you?'

That's a classic!

[Anonymous]

DH said "use your folk to eat" DS replies "now look at it, what does it look like"...he had a spoon. DH was like this and I was like this

[Anonymous]

My 3.5 yo son the other day went to the bathroom to poop. He came back with his pants on but announced he had left his undies off b/c it was almost bath time. 5 minutes later he's reaching into his pants and tugging his penis out. I asked him to tuck it away and his response was "but mommy, you like penises!" My husband LOVED that one.