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| My four year old DD practically begs to go to church. We are Catholic, and go to a very traditional church where Mass is always an hour or longer. There are times I just don't want to be bothered, but she is so dissapointed when we don't go. The other day I asked her why she liked going to church so much. Her answer "Because it ends in music, like a movie". |
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I actually just starting compiling a list... I had been meaning to do it for a while. My daughter is about 4.75 yo. Here a couple of key ones:
"Mommy, did you fart.... if it wasn't you, it must have been G-d who farted. I know you didn't do it, but could you say excuse me for G-d's fart?" "Someday will you let me push a baby out of my body?" When asked what is different between New York City and Saint Lucia (where we live now), she responded that in NYC, "everyone wears black" and "all the people are white." "I am just a little girl. My hands are very small." |
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While holding a screwdriver and standing in our garden, "Mom, I'm going to screw up the whole garden."
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Anonymous
| When dd (27mo) was trying to get my attention the other day and I was talking to DH - she looked at me and said "Focus Mommy, Focus". I had said that before to her when trying to get dressed and I wanted her to "focus on putting her legs through her pant legs! |
Anonymous
I love this one and the following one. |
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I, too, keep an ongoing list of some of the funny things my 3.5 year old son has said. Some of my favorites:
(When he was 2.5) “Mommy, you be the bagel and I’ll be the cream cheese.” “Mommy, you be the poop, and I’ll be the wipe.” (A little over 3) Doorbell rings DS: “Answer it, mommy.” (I open the door…UPS had dropped off a package.) DS: “Who is it?” Me: “It’s just a package.” DS: “But how did it reach the ding dong?” (Last month) Mommy & DS playing with new design and drill toy. DS wants to make the picture of the flag. I try to help. DS says, “No mommy, don’t touch. I’m the conductor of screwing.” |
Anonymous
| "oopsy-daisy" (2 1/2 year old son), cracks me up every time! |
Anonymous
| Instead of "Jeeze Louise" my dd used to say "Jesus Cheese" |
Anonymous
My daughter when 3 or so, got out of the tub, stuck her finger in her ear, and came out with some ear wax. Looks at me and says, "Mommy, is this poop?" I guess if it's brown, comes from the body...what's a kid to think? 
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I should definitely start keeping a list as I think I will never forget these gems, but I do...here are the few that I remember:
1. My 3.5yo daughter announced that she and Mommy do not have a "tail" like Daddy. I know that we should start telling her the proper terminology but we are living overseas in a more conservative country and I would like to avoid the "horror" of others hearing her use the right words at such a young age. She sees there is a difference and can learn the real words a bit later I suppose... 2. We were visitng my in-laws and my SIL apparently heard her say a bad word. She asked my daughter what she said, and my daughter whispered to her, "it's a bad word in Egypt" (we were in Egypt for a couple of months earlier in the year) 3. Related to above, she knows that she is not supposed to say bad words, so she sometimes actually says the words "bad word" as a substitute ("mommy, you're a bad word") - we are working on making her understand that is not nice either... I am sure I will think of others - thanks to the OP and PPs for a good laugh! To the immediate PP, my daughter hates for me to clean her ears, so in order to get her to "ease up", I told her she had "elephant poop" in her ear, so now when I want to check, she tells me "no elephant poop, mom!" |
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My 4 yo DD has been pickig her nose a lot lately and we're trying to get her to stop doing it.
The other night she turned around (with her back to my DH and her hand near her face). DH said "DD, what are you doing? Are you picking your nose?" She replied, "No Daddy. I'm picking a winner!" |
Anonymous
Oh my gosh - these had me rolling! Thanks for the laugh. My DC is only a year and a half so I have a lot to look forward to! |
Anonymous
| Every night the story goes "once up on a time, there is a BIG GIRL name "mommy""...and for daddy is "there is a BIG BOY name "daddy"", uhhhhhh TG. |
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Our nanny was having her breakfast one morning while the kids
sat and watched TV... she had some orange juice in a container and poured some in a glass my daughter 2yrs saw her take a sip and decided to ask for some. The nanny told her she would not like it but she insisted.. so finally she got some poured into her cup... After the sip my daughter looked very sad and did not say a word when i asked what was wrong she said "the Orange juice hurt my feelings" The orange juice had pulp in it... I was having some Orange Juice for break fast when a two ye |
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probably not funny to most, but having a child with special needs, it is funny to me 
Last night I put my 3 year old down and he asked for medication (he gets meds for epilepsy and seems to think he deserves more than his usual dose) so I just looked at him in a certain way. So he looked at me with the same look and said: "That is bullsh*t"  I guess it is finally time for us to watch our language, we had a bigger break that most parents
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