What could they be doing in there?

[Anonymous]

My office window overlooks our neighbors driveway, and I can’t help but notice that for the third time in two weeks they’ve had a heating-cooling-electrical-plumbing company over doing work, because the workers keep sliding open and slamming closed their work van(s). The thing is, they never take anything in, and never bring anything out. No furnace. No AC unit. No water heater. No large amounts of duct work, pipe, wire, etc etc. A third truck just pulled up. I sit on conference calls all day and I’ve just been watching essentially nothing happen for two weeks.

I’d ask him but he’s sort of mean and not approachable. Any ideas, DCUM, on what they could be doing in there without a large amount of supplies, for two weeks?

[Anonymous]

Porn.

You ever seen the plotlines of some of those?
Watch for other delivery folks also, pizza, packages, etc.

[Anonymous]

I mean, surely the person who lives there is a CIA operative or KGB agent and the people coming to see him have this as their cover. And they need that van for everything they do that involves dragging bodies away. Or lugging missile? Or something?

[Anonymous]

Is this you?

[Anonymous]

Hydroponic installation.

[Anonymous]

Grow room

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Is this you?

Abner!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Is this you?

OP here! I’ll accept the role in this instance!

It’s the most bizarre thing. You’d think with three trucks it would be a huge job, but they literally don’t appear to be doing anything! Wouldn’t even a grow light situation require like, you know, things?

[Anonymous]

Building a tunnel, obviously

[Anonymous]

What’s the name of the company on the truck? Is it an actual company?

[Anonymous]

Heck, half of DCUM has $180k jobs where they don't do anything either.

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/1198485.page

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What’s the name of the company on the truck? Is it an actual company?

No, it says ACME.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What’s the name of the company on the truck? Is it an actual company?

Huge, well known company.

And they just left. WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Four workers in three separate trucks and they brought out nothing but one bag of, I’m assuming, tools.

[Anonymous]

I blame Trump.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hydroponic installation.

Now legalized thanks to the dems.