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Almost every time that I have written about Shadow President Elon Musk and the U.S. DOGE Service, I have complained that Musk and his minions were using a meat cleaver where a scalpel would be more appropriate. Cult leader, convicted felon, and failed President Donald Trump apparently came to the same conclusion yesterday, posting on his Truth Social social media platform that, going forward, cuts to the federal workforce would be made with a scalpel rather than a "hatchet". This may well be the first step toward restraining Musk and DOGE.

Trump is not giving up on DOGE just yet, saying that "I think they’ve done an amazing job." But it is clear that Trump has changed his opinion about DOGE's slash-and-burn methods. DOGE's indiscriminate firings have been conducted with no regard for who was actually being let go or the particular skills and capabilities of those individuals. As a result, DOGE has often had to backtrack and try to rehire employees who had just been fired. This included employees tasked with overseeing the safety of nuclear weapons and combating avian flu. In both cases, DOGE only realized what it had done after the employees had been dismissed. This led to frantic efforts to locate the former employees and try to coax them back to their jobs.

On January 21, the day after cult leader, convicted felon, and failed President Donald Trump pardoned 1,500 January 6 insurrectionists, the Interim U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia, Edward R. Martin, Jr. signed a motion to dismiss the case of Joseph Padilla. Padilla had been convicted of assaulting two police officers on January 6, though his case was ongoing. Martin did not have to work very hard to identify Padilla's defense attorney because that individual was none other than Edward R. Martin, Jr. himself. Martin was, in fact, both the prosecutor and the defense attorney in the case, a clear violation of the Department of Justice's conflict of interest rules. This is Martin in a nutshell. A former defense attorney for January 6 insurrectionists who is now, temporarily at least, in charge of the U.S. Attorney's office that was primarily responsible for prosecuting the January 6 cases.

Today I am going to give my impression of cult leader, convicted felon, and failed President Donald Trump's address to a joint session of Congress last night. Let me fully caveat this by saying that if you have absolutely anything else to do, no matter how unproductive it may seem, it is probably a better use of your time than reading my thoughts about Trump's speech. Frankly, watching paint dry would probably be more useful and maybe even more interesting. For those of you choosing to continue reading, I can summarize my opinion succinctly. The speech sucked.

There was a time that regardless of whatever you thought of Trump, you had to concede that he could give an entertaining, if largely false and not particularly interesting, speech. But this one strained my capacity to stay awake. It was interminably long and, not to put too fine of a point on it, boring. It was the longest such speech in U.S. history. In hindsight, I should have followed Representative Al Green's example and gotten myself ejected from my living room. But having neither the foresight nor a Sergeant of Arms at hand, I was stuck watching for the entire ordeal.

Anyone with even a vague familiarity with cult leader, convicted felon, and failed President Donald Trump knows that he loves a scam, particularly one from which he can benefit financially. Therefore, Trump and cryptocurrency are a match made in heaven. During the presidential campaign, Trump became a strong backer of cryptocurrencies, leading to large donations from the cryptocurrency industry. Moreover, both Trump and his wife Melania launched their own meme coins. Both seem to take undue pleasure in fleecing their fans and supporters. Among the first executive orders that Trump signed was one promoting "digital financial technology" or cryptocurrency. Among other things, this EO created a working group on digital asset markets. This group was, in turn, charged with evaluating the potential creation of a digital asset stockpile. This weekend, thanks to a "truth" from Trump on his Truth Social social media network, this cryptocurrency stockpile gained additional attention.

Recently, Shadow President Elon Musk posted a tweet that began, "All government spending is taxation." That's the sort of statement that, if you didn't spend at least a few seconds thinking about it, you might believe to be intelligent. But if you do think about it, you really have to wonder what he means. Lucky for us, Musk went on to explain further. "Whatever is not directly taxed is taxed in the form of inflation, as the government prints more money," he wrote. The revelation here is that Musk apparently considers government spending to be inflationary, almost by definition. Musk's thinking can be disputed from a number of different angles, but I am not going to do that. Instead, I am going to explain why I think this bit of thinking on Musk's part explains his desperate moves to chainsaw the U.S. government.

I had planned to write more about the U.S. DOGE Service and Elon Musk today, but changed my mind. It's Friday. Let's do something fun. Instead of another description of how Musk and DOGE are destroying our government, I am going to provide a synopsis of one of the biggest letdowns since Geraldo Rivera opened Al Capone's vault and found it empty (to be fair, there were a couple of rusted cans inside). This was the release of "The Epstein Files" that has been promised for months. MAGAs have been drooling over the prospect of documents related to Jeffrey Epstein being made public. Cult leader, convicted felon, and failed President Donald Trump promised during the campaign to release the files, though perhaps because he remembered that he himself is mentioned in the documents, he backtracked somewhat and suggested that some might not be released. Attorney General Pam Bondi said earlier this week that the files were on her desk and that she was preparing to release them. This much-anticipated event happened yesterday and, well, didn't go as planned.

Over the past few days, I have described how the U.S. Digital Service was renamed the U.S. DOGE Service and turned into a tool for Shadow President Elon Musk to take control of essential parts of the U.S. government. I described how, through DOGE, Musk attempted to gain direct control of the entire federal workforce and authority over the government's payment systems. Yesterday, I explained Musk's efforts to harness vast amounts of government data. While the White House insists that Musk has no decision-making authority and is not formally connected to DOGE, it is clear that he has established control of some of the most important operational components of the U.S. government: its employees, payments, and data. This has made Musk the most important individual within the government with the possible exception of cult leader, convicted felon, and failed President Donald Trump. Indeed, at a cabinet meeting held yesterday, Musk — who is not a member of the cabinet — spent more time talking than any other attendee other than Trump.

In previous blog posts, I have described how the U.S. DOGE Service, generally referred to simply as "DOGE", and Shadow President Elon Musk have sought to gain direct control of the entire federal workforce and federal payment systems. In addition to control of the workforce and payments, DOGE has had another target: the government's data.

The takeover of much of the government by Musk and DOGE has been described by some as a "blitzkrieg". DOGE teams move in, take over offices, and demand access to key systems. As one federal employee was quoted as saying, "They have a playbook, which is to get access to the data".

Yesterday I discussed how the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) — which I guess I should start referring to by its official name, the U.S. DOGE Service (USDS) — has been trying to take direct control of the federal workforce. Today I will look at Shadow President Elon Musk's use of DOGE to take control of another part of the government: its money.

As DOGE teams have swept into government departments, one of their first targets has been systems that control payments. When DOGE staffers entered the Treasury Department, they immediately sought access to the biggest target of them all: the U.S. Treasury's payment system that is responsible for 1 billion payments per year. This is a tightly controlled system due to the sensitive information contained within it. None of the DOGE personnel have undergone background checks, and at least one DOGE employee is known to have been fired by a previous employer due to leaking company secrets. Nevertheless, Musk's team forced Treasury employees to give them access. When David Lebryk, a 35-year veteran of the department who had briefly served as Acting Secretary, resisted DOGE's attempts to gain access to the payment system, he was placed on administrative leave. He later announced his retirement.

I was really gratified by the positive response to my blog post on Friday discussing the creation of the Department of Government Efficiency which, it should be noted, is not actually a department and not officially named the Department of Government Efficiency. It is also not officially led by Shadow President Elon Musk. But DOGE exists in a world that requires the suspension of disbelief. Today I will look at one aspect of DOGE's attempt to establish a shadow government.

Beginning almost immediately after the inauguration of cult leader, convicted felon, and failed President Donald Trump, cadres of young people — one less than a year out of high school — who are loyal to Shadow President Elon Musk moved quickly to seize control of much of the U.S. government. Working under the auspices of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), their first targets were the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) and the General Services Administration (GSA). It soon became clear that one of the first steps of Musk's plan was to establish direct control over the government's workforce.