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[Anonymous]

Description:
Baby Sitter required to stay with an 8 year old girl at home during the summer break and also willing to drive her for activities in summer. Once a week house cleaning.
Rate:
$6 / Hour - $8 / Hour

[Anonymous]

How are any of the lowball ads legal? :/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How are any of the lowball ads legal? :/

They aren't, and the families know this and don't care

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:LOOKING FOR OUR NEW LIVE IN NANNY FREE ROOM!! (LAKE ELSINORE)
PLEASE READ THIS ENTIRE ADD AS MOST QUESTIONS CAN BE ANSWERED BY READING THE ADD. THANK YOU
WE ARE LOOKING FOR A LIVE IN NANNY WE UNDERSTAND THEIR ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT DON'T NEED MUCH AND JUST WANT THINGS TO BE STEADY IN THERE LIFE WE KNOW PEOPLE FALL ON HARD TIMES AND FIGURE WHILE THIS IS A LOT OF WORK WITH NOT MUCH TO OFFER THIS IS NOT JUST THE OPPORTUNITY FOR SOMEONE TO HAVE A ROOF OVER THERE HEAD BUT HAVE A HOME.
WE ARE A FAMILY OF 5. WE ARE NOW LOOKING FOR A NEW NANNY. THIS IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. THIS POSITION REQUIRES A LOT OF LOVE FOR CHILDRED AND IS ONLY FOR SOMEONE THAT WOULD LIKE TO JUST BASICALLY BE A STAY AT HOME MOM AND DO STAY AT HOME MOM THINGS. COOKING CLEANING PLAYING WITH THE CHILDREN A POSITIVE ATTITUDE IS MUST. We are looking for a live in nanny. What we are looking for is someone that loves kids, and that can handle being with children most of the time. My husband and I work together so we work the same times. We do not have a set secedural and sometimes we will work a regular 8 hours day but sometimes we work very long days and that happens A lot during the summer. We run our own business and are on call 24-7 for emergency. We can not offer a certain set day off every week because most of the time we don't even know if we will have it off until that day. Sometimes we will have 3 days off in a week sometimes none. My daughter has school from 9am until 3pm until june 3rd so if you are reading this and it is after june 3 she will now be out of school for the summer. until june 3 she will need to be pick up and dropped off every school day ( car provided ). Our children are 18months 5 yrs. and 7yrs. We have another son that's 10yrs and he comes roughly every other weekend depending on how busy we have been at work, I do however like him homewith us whenever we can fit it in . We are offering Free room and board for someone wanting to have a arrangements like this. Internet, food, TV, personal things, (tooth paste womanly things and so on) car, bedroom are all provided for your services of taking WONDERFUL care of our children. WE ARE NOT OFFERING ANY CASH AT THIS TIME UNLESS we feel you will be sticking around AND THAT WOULD ONLY BE TAKEN INTO CONCERATION AFTER ATLEAST 3-4 MONTHS and we feel we have found someone that is amazing with our children and home then we would be willing to adjust our income to giving you a small salary to go along with everything else as we feel we are offering most needed already. We are good loving people that just want everything to be happy we are easy to get along with and easy to talk to. We are looking for someone that will play with the children not just "be here". We also need someone that is mature and for example : see's mommy or daddy is on the phone Lets go over here and play with this for a few minutes while they finish up. We want someone that is clean and will keep up with the home not clutter , because everything pertaining to the children is expected to be taken care of (laundry) sweeping mopping meal prep. ( doesn't need to cook a three course meal but they need to be feed something other then cookies). Must be good with animals. we have a few In/outside cats and three dogs outside.We are looking for long term not a month and if you have a child of your own we can accept that also. If you are looking for a great place to be and a family to be apart of please call me at 951-579-8190.CALL or TEXT, TEXTING IS THE VERY BEST WAY TO CONTACT ME IF YOUR ABLE PLEASE USE TEXTING.. I will ask you to send a recent picture of yourself right off the back so I can see who and what type of person I'm talking to. My pervious nanny is also avible to talk to if you have any questions as to what it is like living with our family she was with us for 6months so she knows everything inside and out. THERE ARE ALSO CAMERA'S IN THE HOME FOR THE PROTECTION OF MY CHILDREN. IF THIS BOTHERS YOU NO NEED TO APPLY

Maybe these people should talk to the polygamist family. Sounds like they want a second wife not a nanny

[Anonymous]

Could someone send me the link to the poly family ad? I have been watching sister wives and since I've recently been divorced it may be just what I need!

[Anonymous]

Hello,
I am a single mom of a 3 week old and I am interested in exploring the possibility of hiring a live in nanny. I am a mental health counselor and I work mostly between the hours of 2-8 PM four days a week. I am looking to pay $10 an hour and deduct the hours worked from an agreed rental amount. So in essence it would be a barter, roommate situation. I am looking to fill the position within the next three weeks. If your interested email me your phone number and resume.


***So this nanny has the pleasure of paying nearly $1,000 for her room. What a fabulous deal!

[Anonymous]

I have an eight year old high functioning Autistic child. Looking for someone to babysit two to three times weekly for about four hours so that I can attend church functions.

$8-$10/hr

[Anonymous]

Occasionally we have the need in the evenings from 5-530 to 9-930 in Riverdale for our 2 girls, ages 9 and 10. They pretty much can take care of themselves but from time to time it would be nice to have an affordable, reliable sitter for our piece of mind while my wife and I are in class or involved in activities. Looking for a sitter who loves kids and would do activities with them. We do have a small dog who is harmless and can stay in one area of the house if necessary.

$8/hour

[Anonymous]

Im looking for a part-time sitter to come to my apt to escort my 5 year old son to and from the bus between the hours of 6:45 to 7:20am and 2 to 6-7pm until I get home from work.

The bus will be dropping him out right in front of my apartment building. I usually work between 3-5 days a week. As long as im working, i will need a sitter.

When he comes home from school he is to make sure homework is complete. As long as he is being watched, going outside is fine. Just please call me and make sure i am aware.

$50-$60/week

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Im looking for a part-time sitter to come to my apt to escort my 5 year old son to and from the bus between the hours of 6:45 to 7:20am and 2 to 6-7pm until I get home from work.

The bus will be dropping him out right in front of my apartment building. I usually work between 3-5 days a week. As long as im working, i will need a sitter.

When he comes home from school he is to make sure homework is complete. As long as he is being watched, going outside is fine. Just please call me and make sure i am aware.

$50-$60/week

1.78-2.15 per hour. Why not free?

[Anonymous]

Occasionally we have the need in the evenings from 5-530 to 9-930 in Riverdale for our 2 girls, ages 9 and 10. They pretty much can take care of themselves but from time to time it would be nice to have an affordable, reliable sitter for our piece of mind while my wife and I are in class or involved in activities. Looking for a sitter who loves kids and would do activities with them. We do have a small dog who is harmless and can stay in one area of the house if necessary.

$8/hour

I have an eight year old high functioning Autistic child. Looking for someone to babysit two to three times weekly for about four hours so that I can attend church functions.

$8-$10/hr

These are a bit on the low end, but nothing outrageous. Definitely not WTF worthy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Occasionally we have the need in the evenings from 5-530 to 9-930 in Riverdale for our 2 girls, ages 9 and 10. They pretty much can take care of themselves but from time to time it would be nice to have an affordable, reliable sitter for our piece of mind while my wife and I are in class or involved in activities. Looking for a sitter who loves kids and would do activities with them. We do have a small dog who is harmless and can stay in one area of the house if necessary.

$8/hour

I have an eight year old high functioning Autistic child. Looking for someone to babysit two to three times weekly for about four hours so that I can attend church functions.

$8-$10/hr

These are a bit on the low end, but nothing outrageous. Definitely not WTF worthy.

$8/hr for a special needs kid for a few hours per week? You want someone to set aside weekly availability for you for what? 50-60 bucks? Definitely a wtf. To even think you can pay a sitter for a special needs kid or multiple children that you want actively entertained $8/hr is certainly outrageous.

[Anonymous]

$8.00 per hour to start. part time for now. will become full time when school starts.


The Must Have's:

clean background check in hand(I will reimburse you after 6 months of employment).
Social Security Card
State issued ID.

This is a very easy job. team work. the kids are great. parents awesome. no problems. I just need some help.

only real people needing work can apply.
I am needing help, but I am not desperate. These are other peoples children . hoping to fill the position this weekend.

I am paying for all of this:

background check will be reimbursed after 6 months $15.00
first aid,cpr $35.00
fire safety $35.00
finger prints $ 90.00
Early child hood TCC $1,200..after 1 year of employmet

so this is a really good deal.so I need someone that will make it worth my while. too many people playing games. I have done all of this for 4 people last year and 2 this year that ran off. not show up for work. this is a real job.

[Anonymous]

Looking for Female Nanny who has CPR certification for 2 ethnic minority children (baby and 6 yrs old). Prefer someone who has their own car, is well-spoken, fit, active and understands nutrition and healthy dietary restrictions. We would like someone capable of cooking small dishes/snacks, running around with the kids, playing games, etc. Must be willing to do face-to-face interview, undergo criminal and personal background check.

Compensation: $9.00/hour

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:These ads make me very sad re: childcare in America. The mom who left her two kids in the car while she worked a 7 hour shift for example had probably posted something like these at some point

It is very sad, but I don't do my job out of the kindness of my heart. I have to support myself.

What you guys are missing is that some people do this for "charity" like one PP posted they're looking for someone retired who does this because they love what they do and don't need the income.

Why be so mean? I get that there are cheap people around but some people just can't afford much, you know? Not everybody makes 6 figures...