What does a nanny do on her day off?

[Anonymous]

I sit in actual chairs (as opposed to the floor).

I refrain from pulling the back of anyone’s pants looking for poo-poos.


Please, let’s try to keep this light-hearted!

[Anonymous]

I pee alone.

[Anonymous]

I speak only in my own voice.

[Anonymous]

I wear a skirt.

[Anonymous]

I get to eat my entire lunch.

[Anonymous]

I take off my bra and lay in bed all day watching Hulu

[Anonymous]

I let my beard grow.

[Anonymous]

I don’t sing. Or read anything that rhymes.

[Anonymous]

I get to sleep in!
(And nap whenever my heart desires!!)

I also get to watch entire movies on Netflix.
Or binge watch as they say.

I get to eat junk food w/out having to share.

I get to take relaxing showers, out on clean clothes & not have to worry about sweating all over them + feeling sticky.

[Anonymous]

*put

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

I pee alone.

This!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I sit in actual chairs (as opposed to the floor).

I refrain from pulling the back of anyone’s pants looking for poo-poos.


Please, let’s try to keep this light-hearted!

So true! I don’t sit in an actual chair for eight hours/five days a week!

[Anonymous]

I get to sleep in.

I get to do absolutely nothing.

I don’t have to go outside when it’s hot.

I can eat (and drink a glass of wine) in piece without hearing “what’s that?” Or “can I try?”

Did I mention I get to sleep in?!

[Anonymous]

I stay inside all day with a/c and lay in bed I wish I had gone to college so I didn’t have to sit on the hard floor all day in a sweltering house because my employers only turn on the a/c when they’re home.

[Anonymous]

Prior to having my own children, I exercised, spent time cooking lots of vegetables, spent time with a wide social circle, rested, cleaned my condo or worked on improvements (painting, etc.).

Now that I have my own kids, I have very little free time, so out of the aforementioned activities:
-exercise -- I kept this up after my first, but haven't done much of it after my second, who is a toddler
--cooking vegetables or anything else-- time is greatly reduced, but I try to cook 2-3 meals per week, and supplement with leftovers, chicken nuggets, salads
social circle-- I go out once a week max, sometimes I do this every week, sometimes i don't go out at all for 6 weeks
--cleaning/home improvement-- thankfully we have bi-weekly cleaners, DH takes on some home improvement, and we outsource the rest