Caught MB & DB having sex

[Anonymous]

I took my charge to class this morning. DB & MB both happened to be working from home today. I come in the door and hearing faint moaning. It took me a second and a few minutes in the door to realize what was going on. I'm thinking, great for them! DB came up and was extremely awkward. MB was beet red walking down the stairs. What to do in this situation? I'm acting normal but DB and MB are acting awkward.

[Anonymous]

You need to get a life, dear.

[Anonymous]

I walked in on my brother and his wife having sex. I think I said (when they walked out clothed) "Well! That was sure awkward. Let's never speak of that again, yes?" And we agreed, and we never have.

You have to acknowledge the awkwardness in order for it to go away.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You need to get a life, dear.

Why do I need to get a life? It's not my fault my bosses decided to have a quicke and I walked in on it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You need to get a life, dear.

Why do I need to get a life? It's not my fault my bosses decided to have a quicke and I walked in on it.

No one is at fault. Grow up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I took my charge to class this morning. DB & MB both happened to be working from home today. I come in the door and hearing faint moaning. It took me a second and a few minutes in the door to realize what was going on. I'm thinking, great for them! DB came up and was extremely awkward. MB was beet red walking down the stairs. What to do in this situation? I'm acting normal but DB and MB are acting awkward.

Nothing. Just keep doing your job. It's probably a bit awkward for everyone, but they will get over it.

[Anonymous]

I'm assuming you don't think it's weird that they have sex, or took the opportunity to get busy when they finally had a moment alone together, right? So is the weird & awkward part that they hadn't finished by the time you got home?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm assuming you don't think it's weird that they have sex, or took the opportunity to get busy when they finally had a moment alone together, right? So is the weird & awkward part that they hadn't finished by the time you got home?

I could care less that they were having sex. It's important for any healthy relationship. It was a little odd to hear them finish up but I don't mind that so much either. What is awkward is DBs behavior. It's like I am in grade school.

[Anonymous]

Weird to do it while you are there but consider it job security if she gets pregnant again.

[Anonymous]

I can beat that! I came home in the middle of the day and heard them going at it. They kept going for at least 45 minutes after I was home and she was getting LOUD. When I heard things settle down I went outside so that I could pretend not to have heard and try to avoid the awkwardness altogether. Then, her peronal trainer walks out and drives off!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I can beat that! I came home in the middle of the day and heard them going at it. They kept going for at least 45 minutes after I was home and she was getting LOUD. When I heard things settle down I went outside so that I could pretend not to have heard and try to avoid the awkwardness altogether. Then, her peronal trainer walks out and drives off!

Her trainer? OMG!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can beat that! I came home in the middle of the day and heard them going at it. They kept going for at least 45 minutes after I was home and she was getting LOUD. When I heard things settle down I went outside so that I could pretend not to have heard and try to avoid the awkwardness altogether. Then, her peronal trainer walks out and drives off!

Her trainer? OMG!

Yes!!! He was hot too - like 6'5" and really built.

Needless to say, I never deviated from my schedule again!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can beat that! I came home in the middle of the day and heard them going at it. They kept going for at least 45 minutes after I was home and she was getting LOUD. When I heard things settle down I went outside so that I could pretend not to have heard and try to avoid the awkwardness altogether. Then, her peronal trainer walks out and drives off!

Her trainer? OMG!

Yes!!! He was hot too - like 6'5" and really built.

Needless to say, I never deviated from my schedule again!

Did DB ever find out?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can beat that! I came home in the middle of the day and heard them going at it. They kept going for at least 45 minutes after I was home and she was getting LOUD. When I heard things settle down I went outside so that I could pretend not to have heard and try to avoid the awkwardness altogether. Then, her peronal trainer walks out and drives off!

Her trainer? OMG!

Yes!!! He was hot too - like 6'5" and really built.

Needless to say, I never deviated from my schedule again!

Did DB ever find out?

I don't think he did. I worked there for about another year and she had regular "training" sessions with him. Luckily, I never caught them in the act again.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I can beat that! I came home in the middle of the day and heard them going at it. They kept going for at least 45 minutes after I was home and she was getting LOUD. When I heard things settle down I went outside so that I could pretend not to have heard and try to avoid the awkwardness altogether. Then, her peronal trainer walks out and drives off!

LMAO!!!!