My charge just said this....

[Anonymous]

My charge just turned 3. Her parents and I teach her the proper names for her body parts.
I was in Target buying some stuff for my MB and as I was unloading everything onto the belt, my charge looked at the cashier and loudly said "We have vaginas!" You could hear a pin drop and then people started laughing.
I'm not embarrassed. Just thought I'd share a funny story.
Happy Thursday!

[Anonymous]

Like the kid running around screaming "I have two daddies!" Hmm.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Like the kid running around screaming "I have two daddies!" Hmm.

Huh?

[Anonymous]

Funny how kids know what to say when. Lol.

[Anonymous]

I was helping a girl in the bathroom at the daycare I work at, and she looks me over and goes: "You don't have a penis, nope. But my brothers have two penises! And you don't have one" and then she cackled.

[Anonymous]

Today my charge said to me.. When I go to preschool with out you it's kind of like your dead because I can't see or talk to you... ??

[Anonymous]

I took car of a little boy seasonally as part of a share. He saw me change a little girls diaper and exclaimed "she doesn't have a tookus! She has a not tookus!" (that was his word for penis.) A couple weeks later he saw me change her diaper again and noticed she still doesn't have a tookus. Then he said "my mom has moss on her tookus!" funniest kid ever. I think he has a future in comedy or writing. He has great observational skills and good timing.

[Anonymous]

Nannied for BG twins. We always had a potty seat and insert in main level bathroom so that they could both go at the same time.

One day (age 3), they were both going potty and I overheard:

G: "You stand up to go pee. Your penis goes all different ways."
B: "...Uh-huh."
G: "It goes up and down."
B: "...Uh-huh."
G: "And left and right."
B: "...Uh-huh."
G: "And frontwards and backwards."
B: "......Um, I don't think it goes backwards."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Nannied for BG twins. We always had a potty seat and insert in main level bathroom so that they could both go at the same time.

One day (age 3), they were both going potty and I overheard:

G: "You stand up to go pee. Your penis goes all different ways."
B: "...Uh-huh."
G: "It goes up and down."
B: "...Uh-huh."
G: "And left and right."
B: "...Uh-huh."
G: "And frontwards and backwards."
B: "......Um, I don't think it goes backwards."

LOL, LOL, ROFL!

[Anonymous]

I love kids.