My nanny is breathing the oxygen in my home

[Anonymous]

Should this bother me?

[Anonymous]

Omg can you guys just stop! Seriously.

[Anonymous]

Hahahaha. Charge her per breath, deduct it from her weekly pay.

[Anonymous]

It better only be during nap time.

[Anonymous]

The average person breaths about 20 breaths per minute so you could easily charge her

[Anonymous]

Hey guys, if we don't laugh about MB insanity, we'd need to do something else, like quit. So this is good.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The average person breaths about 20 breaths per minute so you could easily charge her

Yeah, but the MB really should take the time to count how many breaths her nanny takes in a minute and then extrapolate how many she'd breathe in a day of work. Some people breathe more/faster than others and we wouldn't want her to get away with using more oxygen than she'd paid for!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It better only be during nap time.

I disagree. Why should MB pay for her to breathe just becayse it's nap time? She should use that time to make the 6 month old's lesson plans or scrub the toilets.

[Anonymous]

my nanny brings her own oxygen tank. you must not value yours. the truly high quality nannies always bring their own oxygen,

[Anonymous]

Nanny needs to work for free every Friday up make up for air usage and all those glass of water she drinks!

[Anonymous]

Glasses* on my phone

[Anonymous]

I make sure my nanny holds her breath until she's off the clock! We have been thru quite a few nannies. But no way is she breathing my air

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Omg can you guys just stop! Seriously.

Have you ever worked for yourself?
It's not easy. We need an outlet.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The average person breaths about 20 breaths per minute so you could easily charge her

Yeah, but the MB really should take the time to count how many breaths her nanny takes in a minute and then extrapolate how many she'd breathe in a day of work. Some people breathe more/faster than others and we wouldn't want her to get away with using more oxygen than she'd paid for!

Make her wear a monitor to count her breaths daily since people change their breathing when it's being counted. This way if she breaths more/less you can be accurate each day

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It better only be during nap time.

I disagree. Why should MB pay for her to breathe just becayse it's nap time? She should use that time to make the 6 month old's lesson plans or scrub the toilets.

Lol.