Nanny passes Gas all the time

[Anonymous]

^^

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[Anonymous]

Let this farting nanny know who's boss. The next time she let's it rip, pin her down and blast firey, righteous flatulence on her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You must address this issue immediately or it will just get worse. Whenever Nanny toots call her out on it-"Nanny! Did you fart???!!! PLease say excuse me! You are setting a bad example for our children and it smells horrible". Don't let this one simmer. Nip it in the bud. If the farting continues you may have to let her go.

Shame an adult for their bodily functions and then "nip it in the bud"? How do you propose that? Insist she not fart?
DCUM you never cease to amaze.

OP, she knows. She's probably uncomfortable about it too. Please, please don't bring it up.

PP was being sarcastic

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:^^

that link is an advertisement

Sorry, it wasn't immediately obvious to me. Feel free to just Google fobmap.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I was diagnosed in my mid-30s with IBS. I was/am a master farter! Am now late 50s and nothing has worked to ease it. I'll probably blow the lid off my casket when I die! My DH has gone from eye-rolling to outright howling with laughter.

Just ask the nanny if she has consulted a doc for her "issue." Mine don't smell but if hers do it could be a diet issue.

O.M.G. Dead!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You can limit it - try beano or gas-x

Some people can take those. Others can’t. Sometimes they work, but sometimes they don’t.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:^^

that link is an advertisement

Fodmap is the go-to for every gastroenterologist, nutritionist and dietician working with someone who has excessive gas and/or IBS.

[Anonymous]

The thing that helped me was cutting back on diary. Not out, just back. I drink lactose free milk and eat Lactiad Ice cream. It is the best ice cream I have ever tasted, especially the vanilla.

I use almond milk in my cereal. Also, Greek yogurt does not affect me, but "regular" yogurt does.

Explain it your nanny, OP. Help her.